Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

sollux captor | homestuck

[biass]

1. any time bef0re 12:00pm. can g0 fuck itself.

2. he has n0 idea i'm scr0lling thr0ugh f0xi while he's g0ing d0wn 0n me. i'm s0 b0red.

3. i t0ld a human child that candy canes are b0nes 0f reject elves l0l.

4. y0u didn't thr0w up 0n me, y0u threw up 0n y0urself and then tried t0 give me a hug

5. can i just CTRL ALT DELETE this universe?

6. acid is n0t a m0nday night drug.

7. send y0ur 0wn!

5

[heirlift]

you can, kind of!
i wouldn't recommend it though.

why, what's wrong with this one?

Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

[yilingdaddy]

1) if i wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed im allowed

2) he's got a big dick and big ego this could be fun

3) we were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so i said i would fuck him

4) [ wildcard! Wuxian has never played this game before and isn't being careful with his words, so text him! ]

2

[mourningjade]

Wei Ying.

Hayato Ichimonji | Kamen Rider Spirits

[secondtyphoon]

[1] You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tasmanian devil

[2] I just hope we’re both dead or in prison at the same time

[3] He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

[4] I knew it was time to leave the bar when I caught myself doing karate dance movies with a married man.

[5] [Text him!]

3

[the_little_knight]

Aren't fire and liquor dangerous?!?!?!?

Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[evoked]

1. In the last six hours I have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and alphabetized my cheerios. If that isn't productivity then I don't know what is.

2. In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.

3. I'm not going to drink any more, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there.

4. I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.

5. At one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are.

8. I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

9. You stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'. Personally I was rooting for you.

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

9

[the_little_knight]

Roombas have feelings too

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia

[defendure]

1. Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.

2. sorry about calling you the devil all night.

3. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

4. Friends don't let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning.

5. It felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

6. This house was built for laser tag.

7. i just made an omelet with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets

8. I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.

9. I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm drunk.

10. So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

10

[moondregs]

Nobody bought me so I guess it could have been worse.

You’re not allowed to drink anymore.

Ralsei | deltarune | ota

[toothpasteboy]

1. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

2. please don't ironically join a cult

3. had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.

4. I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.

5. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.

2

[evilish]

How do you know if it is a cult?

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen

[moondregs]

1. If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.

2. Sick of people trying to feed me carrots and/or pet me.

3. No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

4. A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry.

5. And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions I'll kill you.

6. Wildcard! Does anyone ever choose this?

1

[kyley_b]

ok but what movie?

nagito komaeda | murder bear series

[suchluck]

( 1 ) Thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was alone stuck in a ditch or not! The fact that you checked on me at all is really too kind.

( 2 ) The fog machine set off the whole complex's fire alarm. Pretty terrible luck, huh?

( 3 ) If it brings you closer to hope, I'll gladly twerk for a plate of scrambled eggs!

( 4 ) You said you'd crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious. There's no way I could leave you alone in that state.

( 5 ) I don't remember promising that I wouldn't be a shit show...

4

[violetlies]

Obviously you couldn't. I would've been really mad if you did.

That having been said, where've you gone off to? I just woke up. And you're gone.

asuka langley soryu / evangelion

[mychance]

( 1 ) Jackpot.
Dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

( 2 ) I wish Facebook had a fuck off button.

( 3 ) So I put a nerf gun to his head and demanded that he take me to dinner.

( 4 ) Hey, idiot.
You're out of milk.

( 5 ) It's like that time I woke up and Shinji had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room. Only this time, I didn't have to threaten anyone.

4. I'm sorry for this vegan idiot

[overnightoaks]

There's some oat milk in the fridge!

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies

[overnightoaks]

1. Good luck with your interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love Dad.
   
   
2. Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
   
   
3. You refused to come out of the bathroom until I asked you in Spanish
   
   
4. Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
   
   
5. I kind of feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
   
   
6. text him!
   

3.

[mychance]

It was German!

Do you even know one language from another?!

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die

[musicaldemon]

1) what are you doing? did i punch you in the face last night?

2) why do i have a missed call from "The Anaconda"?

3) how is it i left wearing underwear then ended up with none?

4) I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me

5) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

1

[suchluck]

You shouldn't worry about that. Someone with the talent for music that you have has the right to do anything they want to a nobody like me. You could punch me again if you feel like it. I really don't mind.

dean winchester | supernatural

[venatoris]

1. I'm getting out of handcuffs then I'll give you a call.

2. I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.

3. I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender

4. Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling.

5. I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices

6. I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through Satan's asshole.

4

[givehead]

Just leave it there for atmospheric decor.

Kyle Broflovski | South Park (aged)

[kyley_b]

1. between the hair pulling and the choking it's its more like combat than sex.

2. the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.

3. i accidently shit my pants. so i tried to throw my underwear in the lake, but they floated. so in the middle of the night, i got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. next time, I just won't shit myself.

4. It's my birthday, i plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.

5. wildcard party

1 duh

[givehead]

Is that what it is? Here I thought you were just kinky.

Kokichi Oma | murder bear series

[violetlies]

1) He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't

2) No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions

3) If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

4) In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.

5) Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?

6) [Text him?]

1.

[forced_error]

....

Fine, I'll bite. Who'd you bang this time?

Sarah Williams | Return to Labyrinth

[notimefordreams]

1) Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 29th birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th

2) Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time

3) They told me to hold their phone, wallet, keys and pants. Now I can't find them.

4) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

1.

[overnightoaks]

Hey, now! There's a lot of good stuff that comes in between 29 and 60 that you won't want to miss out on!

dirk strider | homestuck

[givehead]

1. It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep-rooted animalistic need

2. Just realized I have hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here.

3. He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.

4. What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right horse. Or the right 12 horses.

5. So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboarded drunk around the floor.

6. It's weird having sex with someone you actually like.

7. There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?

8. Send your own.

4

[oldbetsy]

Then buy a stable or something?

bakugou katsuki | mha

[blondshell]

1. We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?

2. The worst part was when my mom got drunker than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

3. At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?

4. I wish there was a classy way to show off your tits.

5. It's hard to take you seriously when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult-sized onesie.

6. I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight.

7. Make your own.

3.

[overnightoaks]

Aw, geez, I don't know... I've never really been a weapons guy, but I saw somebody else throwing daggers and I thought it looked pretty cool! That was really poor judgement on my part... I won't do it again.

Ryoma Hoshi | DRv3 | OTA

[forced_error]

1. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

2. Who'd you bang?

3. If you like me you must not know who I am.

4. I am not having having sex with guys at the moment. Or girls.

5. I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that guy.

6. (Or text him, your choice.)

4

[blondshell]

Is that just a fancy way of saying you can't get any

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | folkmore flavored

[natzoom]

i. I literally laid in bed for an hour last night thinking of what I'm going to name my cats when I become a cat lady.

ii. I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home right now.

iii. There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.

iv. I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.

ii

[givehead]

Oops.

kaworu nagisa | evangelion

[peripheries]

1. You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience

2. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb

3. I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

4. If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic

4. I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

1.

[terriblepurpose]

You're a menace, has anyone ever mentioned that?

An Shiraishi | Project Sekai

[rxdystxdy]

1) I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.

2) so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.

3) Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?

4) There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."

5) He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now

6) [Text her?]

1

[defendure]

That just brings to mind the image of you hiding in a closet eating cheesecake...

Vax'ildan Vessar | Critical Role

[foundpurpose]

1. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the body.
2. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog. I don't even know what that is!
3. If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so.
4. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my bad smell like a basilisk died in it.
5. You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
6. Text him.

1.

[overnightoaks]

That sounds concerningly like something one of my sons would say... What are you planning to do?

ko nakano | ajin: demi-human

[dumber]

1. I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?

2. you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?

3. If you die in college, do you die in real life?

4. fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.

5. If i die, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "morb". if they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.

wildcard. (do a buttdial!)

3

[defendure]

Yes???? Please don't test this??

Cloud Strife | Final Fantasy VII Remake

[dontcallmebro]

1. Call me back. I wanna hear your side of the dead moogle in my garage story.

2. You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"

3. Fine. I’ll help you find your pet. Just. Not a word a word about last night. Ok?

4. Gonna need your help. I can’t walk back home in a penguin costume.

5. [TEXT HIM! Misfires welcome!]

2

[defendure]

To be fair I don't think they did look...but I'm still sorry.

Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul )

[anthropophagite]

1. He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Why?

2. I'm not inviting you over anymore if my books keep ending up in the freezer...

3. We found you in the closet, clutching coats that weren't yours for stability.

4. Just in case you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there: you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup, then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". You then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" and after crawled to the couch.

5. Thank you for the topless picture, but I'm not feeling ambitious enough to reciprocate.

6. He kept calling his penis "love gun" and I would rather not be there for that next time.

7. Text him! (Misfires super OK!)

1.

[overnightoaks]

Oh! Oh no, that does sound concerning... Was it raining outside? Maybe he put plastic bags on his feet so his shoes wouldn't get wet!