Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[givehead]

One sensitive guy is upset about it because he is attracted to me. That's not my problem.

So you admit. It's dumb to cry about it. Also, I do not see you saying no to a second time.

[kyley_b]

it's more than that.
dirk, you have to admit that it is a little bit like taking home someone who is hella drunk while you are sober. someone young, too.

no, i said I'M not going to cry, not that crying is dumb.
i'm not sure how i feel about a second time.

[givehead]

It's not that comparable. Logically speaking this place influences us to reach our potential by tapping into parts of ourselves that we may be struggling with. Who is to say that doesn't have to be a sexual thing?

Would this dude have been pissed if he slept with someone else? Who fucking knows. It doesn't even matter.

Whatever. Don't beg me for a dicking down next time you're caught in a tough spot then.

[kyley_b]

okay that is actually a really interesting thought. sex does tend to be a hangup for a lot of people.

maybe, but the fact that it was you i think hit some particular nerves. look, i'm not saying you're a bad person, just that it's understandable he's upset.

oh don't be a little bitch, dirk, it's not because of you, ok? you were great. it's because i'm embarrassed.

[givehead]

Especially people like you fresh fucks who have zero self-esteem and are convinced the entire world finds you unfuckable or whatever.

I haven't even done anything to him. Okay. I took his virginity but if I hadn't come across him in that state, someone else would have. Rinse and repeat.

I'm not being a little bitch. We already fucked so what is there to be embarrassed about?

[kyley_b]

i am not a fresh fuck!

probably, yes. he's still got a right to be upset, dude.

dude you are 100% getting really bitchy with me. and it's embarrassing for me because i don't generally think of myself as overly sexual, and i was just like
really, really slutty. so.

but it was good. i can admit that. YOU were good.

[givehead]

That is technically true. You were the only non-virgin in this whole mess. Congratulations.

Whatever. I still think he's being melodramatic.

So what if I am?

You weren't really slutty. If you were really slutty, you would have been begging for cock from every guy you talked to. I was really slutty. You were just really horny. There is nothing to be ashamed about, Kyle. You have a body and you wanted to use it.

Thank you. You were good too.

[kyley_b]

seriously? oh. well.

i know you do.

ok wrong word choice. i was shameless. i'm not used to being shameless. both physically and verbally. i pride myself on being honest but some things are just hard to admit to.



i'd do it again. [he types it before he can change his mind.]

[givehead]

Yup. Even I was a virgin at first. Lookit you, Kyle.

What was so wrong about what you wanted?

Yeah, I figured as much. If you ever want to, I'm down. It was fun.

[kyley_b]

wait what oh my god

logically i can say nothing. human sexuality is varied and complex.

i like to think we're friends.

[givehead]

Yup. How does that make you feel?

It is. Glad you are aware.

I like to think that as well. Friends who fuck.

[kyley_b]

well at least i wasn't the first first so that makes me feel slightly less weird for some reason.

yeah. emotionally i feel like some big freak but hey that's ok.

that can indeed be a thing, yes.

[givehead]

Why do you feel like some "big freak" exactly?

Sweet. Do you want me to beat the shit out of you every time we hook up?

[kyley_b]

i guess because people in my past have implied i'm too much for them. too weird.

maybe. or maybe i can tie you up?

[givehead]

I get that shit all the time. Even now. Actually, especially now. People just don't know what to do with people like us. Don't hold it against yourself.

Oh? My, Broflovski, you kinky little slut. Yeah, you can do that.

[kyley_b]

yeah. thanks, dude.

ok cool.
also uh i kinda realised after we did it that i had like zero damage? like i actually think you should have busted my face up the way you it me but nope. so. i think i might be really durable.

[givehead]

No problem.

No shit? Damn. I was hitting you pretty hard. Not as hard as I could. I didn't want to fuckin' kill you but still. That's actually kind of impressive?

Want me to try to hit you harder?

[kyley_b]

yeah! like i'm actually pretty used to physical fights and i'm not a wuss but i'm not like, impressive. so this is new.

yeah. i do.