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Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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whoa. that's striking, honestly.
i'm giving you permission to laugh at it.
huh ok that's a point. god so much sentient life is focused on turning everything into a power-over situation. we're so stupid.
oh, dope. i'm close to the lakes. i shouldn't be long.
[He sits there a moment, letting it sink in that he's really going to do this. Who the fuck IS he, lately?
Someone sick of being overlooked, maybe. So he gets his ass in gear.
i think i'm here.
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thank y0u. i w0uld have laughed anyway if i wanted t0 but i appreciate that. i'm sure i w0n't.
right? fucking dumb as bricks. we sh0uld all just be 0bliterated and let salamanders take 0ver. their simple c0gnitive skills are superi0r purely by virtue 0f n0t being ann0ying as fuck.
sweet.
(Sollux lives in an alarmingly cozy little cottage surrounded by wildflowers and bees. It's not exactly what one might picture a violent alien to reside in, but this Sollux was hoping for a quieter, calmer life and he liked the company of bees.
He wasn't really one for casual hook-ups either but he can't help but be curious about this human Kyle guy.
Sollux has moved himself outside onto the bench in the front. Big purple bees are humming around his head and he seems happy with their company. His ears prick up at the chime from his Relic. Instead of responding, he speaks up:)
Hello?
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it's ok if you do.
some days i completely agree with you.
[Kyle looks over at the voice, smiling when he sees the same face from the photo he'd been sent. In person Sollux actually looks cute as hell, if completely alien. He walks over.]
Hey, dude! This place is awesome.
[He stops just a little in front of Sollux, actually a little less nervous than he thought he'd be because Sollux can't actually see him.]
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(His lisp is immediately evident but the reason why it exists is obvious too: the dude has some serious fangs protruding from his mouth and an actual split tongue. Who the hell wouldn't have a lisp under those conditions?
He stares at Kyle sightlessly, his ears twitching slightly and nose twitching as he leans onto other senses to make sure he was looking in the right direction.
He raises a hand, clawed fingers and rather thin in shape, and reaches out to touch Kyle's chest.)
It thmelled nithe tho I figured there would be a lot of beeth. (Hand idly drifting over Kyle's body to get a feel of how big he actually was. His other hand comes up and he's careful as he scopes out Kyle's neck, jawline. When he gets to his ears, he marvels over the round shape rather than the pointed shape. Then Kyle's nose- which he outright squeezes.)
Heh. Thith ith cute.
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[Kyle is immediately enchanted by the minute movements of Sollux's nose and ears, and then again by his hands. The claws and fangs certainly look dangerous, but he doesn't flinch when Sollux moves close and touches him.
He stays still, suddenly quite aware of his heartbeat. When his nose is squeezed he laughs.]
Thanks. You've got nice hands.
kyle gettin boned up for trolls in all universes he meets em is a good song
(He could nerd on forever about bees. For now, he has a cute guy in his hands that he is more focused on. He smiles when Kyle laughs, deciding he likes the sound of it rather quickly, and his hands carefully move up. He's careful of his claws around Kyle's eyes and moves to his hair.
Oh. It is curly. His expression transforms into a look of genuine wonder. Trolls mostly had dense, straight hair. Some wavy. Aradia's had been a bit like sheep's wool. This wasn't that coarse, but...He moves his fingers through it and then...
Promptly gets a claw tangled.)
Agh-! Thit - thorry-
(He...is...turning a bit golden in the face.)
It IS!
[Kyle's a little better about how haircare now than when he was a kid - he used conditioner now, anyway, - but the curls on top of his head remain tight and unruly.
He snorts.]
It's okay, I should have warned you. Hang on...
[His hands move over Sollux's, disentangling them with a practiced ease.]
You think this is bad, you should have felt it when I used to wear it longer.
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Thankth. I like how it feelth.
(He kind of wanted to put his hand right back in but resists the urge.)
You theem really cute to me. I like how big you are. It ith imprethive. Do you wanna go inthide? It'th probably a meth. (He......has not gotten his hands on a cane yet. So!)
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[Which seem like very nice claws to Kyle - they make Sollux's hands look weirdly elegant. And his lisp somehow does not make him think of Scott Malkinson.]
Well, I'm tall. Not like, jacked or anything. ['Impressive' he says! That makes Kyle all warm and happy.]
Yeah, sure. I'm sure it's not that bad.
You're really cute, too. You blush gold?
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Bigger than me. (Sollux smiles toothily up at Kyle. He liked that. He had never cared all that much about looks in general. It was about the person.)
It probably lookth like a blind troll tried to organize thit.
(So!
At being called cute, he grins wider.)
Who the fuck thaid I'm bluthing? (He absolutely is! He slides his hands away from Kyle but a moment later he holds Kyle's bicep lightly.)
The door ith unlocked if you want to lead the way.
(It...would be easier. He wasn't used enough to his own home to feel confident in moving around in it on his own. If he led he would just walk into a wall.)
But...I do have gold. Tho if I theoretically bluthed it would be gold.
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Okay, probably. But I'm not gonna judge you for THAT.
[He puts a hand over Sollux's, because he's a gentleman. He begins walking toward the door.]
Sure.
Right, you're not blushing, but if you DID, it would be like your blood colour. Makes sense.
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(Wow. He is a gentleman. He walks close with Kyle into his home.
He wasn't wrong. Everything was...weirdly placed and arranged. Plenty of broken things from him attempting to hang something or put something down on a table that wasn't where he thought it was.
There wasn't much in general though. He was still too new to have settled in much.)
Exactly.
(He points at the opposite side of the room the couch is at - a big plush purple couch.)
We can hang on the couch. I don't have a bed. (Yet.)
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[Kyle looks around, curious. The house is pretty clearly gradually going to be organized in a way that doesn't require sight, which is interesting.]
Oh, sure.
[He leads Sollux carefully to the couch.]
You gonna get one? And can I get you a drink or anything? Do you eat human food?
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(Though catch him in a bad depressive episode and anything was possible...! He's relieved when they get to the couch and moves to sit himself down.)
I dunno. Trollth thleep differently than humanth. We thleep in thlime but I doubt I will be able to replicate that here. I wath probably jutht going to make a pile or thoming to thleep in.
(SHRUG.)
I'm good. You can get water though if you want. But you will have plenty to drink thoon enough. (Sollux smirks at his own crude joke just now. Disgusting. He was definitely one of the less prude trolls out there.)
Yeah, kind of. I can't eat onionth. But I mothtly eat bugth.
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Slime? Huh. That's... wet. A pile of what, just like blankets and stuff?
[WOW. He goes pink, but of course Sollux can't see that. Which is kind of a relief.]
Right, uhm. A lot of liquid, yeah? Hence the bucket.
Bugs are cool. On earth they say that might be our best bet for like, environmentally conscious protein.
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(It was actually weirdly comfortable.
Sollux might not be able to see, but he looks a bit smug regardless like he could see the look on Kyle's face. He snickers.)
If you do a good job of it, yeah. I don't mind if we thpill a little.
(He's so nasty. There's a bit of a golden hue on his own cheeks.)
Wow. Yeah. Probably becauthe of the rapid reproduction rate and low emithionth. (But like. He tips his head.)
Are you gonna thit down next to me or are you gonna keep on making thmall talk?
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Right, right.
[Fuck. He's not smooth. He curses himself for being an idiot asshole as he sits down.]
Sorry. I. Yeah, sorry. Nervous. The last time I had a casual hookup it was induced by magic lightning and involved a lot of punching.
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Thoundth hot.
(He rubs at his own cheek, contemplative. He already lost one tooth today, so like...)
Did you want to be violent with me? (Genuinely asking. Like this isn't a big deal - which, to be fair, for trolls, it isn't.)
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[He shifts so he can gage Sollux better, scooting a little closer.]
No. No, not really, unless that's what you'd like. I kinda just want to make up for the last guy who was here.
You're really cute.
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You're cute too. (Even if he couldn't see him, his personality was weirdly sweet and genuine and Sollux wasn't exactly used to being into guys like that. Karkat was the closest thing to "sweet" he's ever been into and...That's Karkat.
He leans forward slowly, inching a hand over Kyle's leg to his side. He tips his head towards him.)
Can we kith? (He sticks his tongue out, curling one fork up and the other down, smirking.) I've been told I'm good at it.
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[Okay. The tongue and fangs are strangely compelling.]
Yeah. I'll, uh. Try not to be terrible at it.
[He shuts himself up by leaning in kiss Sollux, taking a moment before shifting so their mouths slot together better.
Kyle likes kissing. And thankfully he's not shy or unsure while doing it.]
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(He's snickering a little at the idea of Kyle being bad because he sincerely doubted he was going to be disappointing.
He liked kissing too though he hasn't gotten to do much of it in his life. He slides his tongue over Kyle's rather quickly, both tips of his tongue wiggling at the same time as he tasted Kyle, felt Kyle.
His claws sink into his hair and this time he is far more careful about getting them too tangled.)
CW: interspecies makeouts
TONGUE.
That and claws against his scalp has Kyle's toes actually curling. He makes an enthusiastically appreciative noise and wraps his arms around Sollux's waist. He tongues him back languidly, hands gently petting his back. It's when he catches his lip on a fang that he makes another soft sound and lowers his hands to the troll's hips.]
Can I put you on my lap?
cW: interspecies sex in general frm this point out
Hell yeth.
(As a matter of fact, he crawls right on into Kyle's lap. It's a bit clumsy, but he's shameless in spreading his legs apart to straddle his lap and sit himself down onto Kyle's thighs.)
Like thith?
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[Kyle runs his hands up and down Sollux's back, kissing him again. Part of him is still in shock that he's just... making out with an alien. But goddammit the alien in question is cute and funny and he can have a crisis about it later if need be.
He maps the angles of Sollux's shoulder blades, the curve of his lower back. He rests his hands gently on the upper swell of his ass. His tongue continues to get acquainted with the dual points of Sollux's.
It all feels almost lazy, erotic in a way that makes him think of summer afternoons.]
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cw: alien genitalia from here forward
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