Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

bakugou katsuki | mha

[blondshell]

1. We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?

2. The worst part was when my mom got drunker than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

3. At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?

4. I wish there was a classy way to show off your tits.

5. It's hard to take you seriously when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult-sized onesie.

6. I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight.

7. Make your own.

3.

[overnightoaks]

Aw, geez, I don't know... I've never really been a weapons guy, but I saw somebody else throwing daggers and I thought it looked pretty cool! That was really poor judgement on my part... I won't do it again.

[blondshell]

You are going to cut one of your fuckin fingers off and I won't take you to the hospital when you do.

[overnightoaks]

I *think* I can reattach a severed finger with a good Cure Wounds spell, but I get your point...

[blondshell]

You THINK or you know?

[overnightoaks]

WELL, I've never done it before! Theoretically it should work, if I cast it at a high enough level, but I'm not exactly raring to go to cut off my own finger just to test it out.

[blondshell]

Oh so you're not a complete fucking moron. Great.

So, you're a healer then?

5

[natzoom]

It's called a kigurumi and I'm not CRYING.

[blondshell]

You know that's almost worse, right?

Okay, fine. Emoting wetly from your goddamn eyes. Better?

[natzoom]

I'm sorry I enjoy being warm and comfortable.

Minutely.

[blondshell]

You can be warm and comfortable with a normal blanket, idiot.

What are you crying for anyway?

[natzoom]

It's different. I think you'd enjoy them, actually. They're very warm.

I'm allowed to cry if I want to! [He heard a sad song and he's gay, that's why.]

[blondshell]

Why the hell would I enjoy them??

Obviously, you're fuckin' allowed but WHY were you crying? Do you want me to kick someone's ass

2

[defendure]

I think she's a great dancer?

[blondshell]

never let her hear that or she will never shut the fuck up.

[defendure]

I want to be on her good side though.

[blondshell]

As if you have to worry about THAT bullshit. she loves you an annoying amount.

[defendure]

I'm glad. I like your parents a lot!

3

[slightlytaller]

I don't know. What made you think it was okay to just wander into a den of corruption without a backup plan?

[blondshell]

IT WASN'T A DEN OF CORRUPTION what the fuck!!


Okay maybe it was but sometimes improv is just what we gotta do. Damn what the hell.

4

[evoked]

Why do you need a classy way?

[blondshell]

If you're too obvious about it you just wind up looking desperate and pathetic.

[evoked]

Are you not feeling at least one of those things?

[blondshell]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASSUME I'M FEELING ONE OF THOSE THINGS?!

[evoked]

Because you mentioned being worried about being seen to be either of those things.