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Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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1. It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep-rooted animalistic need

2. Just realized I have hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here.

3. He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.

4. What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right horse. Or the right 12 horses.

5. So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboarded drunk around the floor.

6. It's weird having sex with someone you actually like.

7. There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?

8. Send your own.

Then buy a stable or something?

Actually working on it. I've never owned horses before though. I feel there is a lot to research ahead of time.

Can't say I know, never went through the whole horse girl phase. I'm going to guess that was probably Olga's thing but I'd say they probably cost a pretty penny on the upkeep and all that.

So maybe start with one and work your way to the fabled twelve.

Horse girls knew what the fuck was up. No idea who Olga is but sounds like she's a boss. Yeah, they seem to be luxury-type animals.

Hm. That's not a bad idea. You ever have a pet before?

She is in her own ways I guess.

I had a monitor lizard once. It was pretty cool, I liked it's attitude.

[And the fact that it ate that stupid parrot.]

Okay, see. I'm a horse guy myself but I gotta admit the idea of a monitor lizard is absolutely bitchin'.

Lizards are cool. I had a bunch of fuckin' seagulls when I was growing up. Not by choice, but they were okay company.

... Okay, gotta ask, how do you end up with a bunch of seagulls unwillingly.

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Omg finally someone else who gets it!

This is the first time in my life I have had a pickle and it has changed my entire perception of the world.

No one ever told me how good they were. The crunch? The tang? Fuck me UP.

Are you serious? You were a pickle virgin before this??

Oh it gets better, wait till you have them deep fried.

Tragically. Food was largely inaccessible where I came from. But I have seen the truth now.

Oh fuck. No way. Seriously?

My life is changing before my eyes.

Oh man that sucks, sorry to hear that. But at least you finally got to experience the perfection that is a pickle.

Oh yes way, you batter them, fry them, and then dip them in ranch dressing and it is HEAVEN.
Did you know that pickle juice also helps with hangovers?

Tell me about it. But now I can make up for lost time with vigor.

Fuck yeah. I'm trying that as soon as possible. You are a saint. Thank you.

No shit? I gotta test that one out too.

Fuck yeah you can!

Aw yer welcome, darlin.

There's this thing called a pickleback which is a shot of bourbon followed by a shot of pickle juice. You should totally try that too.