Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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Ryoma Hoshi | DRv3 | OTA

[forced_error]

1. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

2. Who'd you bang?

3. If you like me you must not know who I am.

4. I am not having having sex with guys at the moment. Or girls.

5. I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that guy.

6. (Or text him, your choice.)

4

[blondshell]

Is that just a fancy way of saying you can't get any

[forced_error]

It's a more polite way of saying I'm not interested in any. At least not right now.

[blondshell]

Isn't that a weird thing to publicize though? Can't you just not do it

[forced_error]

Better to publicize it than to have something awkward happen later because I didn't. It's happened before.

[blondshell]

Are people seriously throwing themselves at you that much??

[forced_error]

They definitely used to, before I went to prison. That didn't seem to deter people after I got out, though. A girl decided to make a tasteless joke and I thought very hard about beaning her with a tennis racket for it.

It's probably the whole "Ultimate Tennis Pro" thing attracting them more than any real interest in me though, if that's why you're asking.

[blondshell]

...Who the fuck would be turned on by a tennis player? That's one of the lamest sports in existence

[forced_error]

Hm. Well, maybe to you, but the fact still stands.
You asked, I answered.

3

[rxdystxdy]

That's a bit of a negative outlook to take, isn't it?

The most important person to like you is you, after all.
But you don't seem that bad of a person?

[forced_error]

The whole "you don't seem that bad a person" part is why I'm saying you don't know who I am.

It's not about what I feel about myself. Or do murderers not seem like bad people?

[rxdystxdy]

Just because I don't think poorly of you doesn't mean I don't know you.

And...I'll admit, that's a weighty crime to keep on your shoulders.
But you've never seemed violent so long as I've known you. You've been polite and kind.
So I'm not going to say you're a bad person. You're a person who has done some bad things, but you're doing better.
So, just like anyone else, in essence.

[It's an outlook she thinks Kohane would approve of, were she here. She isn't, but that's all the more important to carry over her positivity and belief in others.]

[forced_error]

You should think poorly of me. I've told you before no good comes of associating with me.

And for the record, you've never given me reason to be violent either. I guess I can't really tell you how to think, but don't say I didn't warn you.

5

[defendure]

What did he do to inspire that reaction?

[forced_error]

Plenty of things. Namely sticking his nose into my business and asking questions he shouldn't. You'd think he'd have a better sense of self preservation.

[defendure]

Oh, I'm sorry, that's always a bit frustrating. Did you try just telling him to cut it out?

[forced_error]

I did. It didn't really work hence me wanting nothing to do with him. Pretty uncool of him, honestly.

Don't know why you're apologizing though. You didn't do anything wrong.

[defendure]

I'm just sad you had to go through that.

[forced_error]

I can handle it. I've dealt with worse than this before. Just wish people would actually listen when I tell them not to bother with me.

[defendure]

Well, you're a really nice person...I think that's why people try to get closer.

[forced_error]

You're an aspiring hero, yeah?

... I really don't think you should be calling me a nice person. Not when I'm the kind of person you'd probably be hunting down.

[defendure]

That's up to me to decide, isn't it?

[forced_error]

I suppose you're right. I don't have any place to tell you what to do. Just don't think falling in with a murderer is a good thing for your rep.

But who knows. I don't know what you've been through or what your world is like, so it's your choice.

[defendure]

I don't like to judge people fully until I know their entire story...it's just my policy!

4

[stygios]

That's why I want to hang out with you.