Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[kyley_b]

oh jeez i'm sorry. it's not that weird for us.

i guess we are.

oh. yeah. by human standards i'm not that bad!

[biass]

it's fine, dude. i'm n0t a t0tal prude like s0me tr0lls. i'm just fucking with y0u. hehe.

hehe. clearly n0t 0r else y0u w0uld pr0bably be h00king up with s0me0ne f0r y0ur birthday instead.

[kyley_b]

oh, ok. i didn't want to be super gross and offensive.

yeah. i'm not really a random hookup person usually. like there's exceptions but.

[biass]

i'm actually pretty hard t0 0ffend. i'm n0t as sensitive as s0me 0f my jackass friends.

yeah. tr0lls aren't really either. we're selective ab0ut that shit. i can't imagine that's a neat way t0 g0 ab0ut things. i can 0nly imagine the em0ti0nal cha0s that c0uld lead t0.

[kyley_b]

still doesn't mean i should be trying to gross you out.

some people are really good at separating physical and emotional highs. like they can just fuck and have fun, and that's cool for them.
i have a hard time getting into it if it's a stranger. like, it's fine? but it's not WOW. i want WOW. i wanna care about the person. i want them to care about ME.

[biass]

y0u can try if y0u want t0. i can be an assh0le s0.

s0000 y0u are a t0tal r0mantic?

[kyley_b]

nah. i'm not about to share my jack-off sessions.

i guess so? i never really think of it that way. my best friend growing up, HE was a romantic. like he wrote poetry and songs and any relationship he was in was like, all golden and perfect to him. he loved the idea of love.
i don't really go looking for it.

[biass]

there are better ways t0 gr0ss s0me0ne 0ut than that anyway.

ugh. that reminds me 0f my best friend. he's s0 0bn0xi0us ab0ut r0mance. it's insufferable. he's always gushing ab0ut fucking quadrants and reading th0se trashy r0mance n0vels and watching crappy r0mc0ms. why d0 we have t0 suffer.

[kyley_b]

oh yeah. dude if i wanted to gross someone out i have sooooo many stories lol

omfg srsly? he sounds super sensitive, which is just like my old best friend. like i'm tempted to call him a total bitch lol
what's a quadrant?

[biass]

n0w i am curi0us.

dude. karkat is the m0st sensitive crybaby in the entire fucking universe. i w0uld die f0r him but 0h my gl0b. he's s0 squishy f0r a tr0ll it's s0 embarrassing. i w0uld g0 with t0tal bitch f0r sure. i can hear his screaming just thinking ab0ut it haha

0h jegus fuck. tr0ll r0mances are divided int0 f0ur quadrants. we have specific em0ti0nal needs and can get 0bn0xi0usly intense ab0ut relati0nships. we're really vi0lent s0 we basically have this system set up to try and keep us fr0m murdering the shit 0ut of each other. a l0t 0f 0ur r0mance is based 0n the desire t0 make y0ur partner int0 the best versi0n 0f themselves, basically. they serve t0 help different parts of y0u.

[kyley_b]

be careful what you wish for, dude.

dude! you feel me. like on the one hand it's sweet that they're so kind hearted but on the other hand oh my god just stop crying! just stop! and make a fucking hard decision on things, you can't just wait and see all the time!

that actually sounds kinda cool, aside from the murdering parts.

[biass]

ugh fuck. i'm split between wanting t0 pester f0r the disgusting g00ds 0f y0ur miserable human life and wanting t0 maintain a false sense 0f sanity.

right?! it's s0 embarrassing! i'll give karkat the credit that he at least can make a decisi0n. he is 0ur insufferable self-ann0inted leader. th0ugh his ch0ices have a 50/50 chance 0f fucking everything up but that isn't strictly his fault.

it w0rks. the idea is t0 put y0ur partner's em0ti0nal stability and mental/physical impr0vement at the f0cus 0f y0ur relati0nship. tr0ll relati0nships require extensive c0mmunicati0n and are n0t exactly f0r the faint 0f heart. it's als0 super easy f0r us t0 mistaken things as flirtati0n since there are s0 many ways we can flirt with each 0ther.

y0u humans 0nly have the 0ne relati0nship type right? i think it is m0st similar t0 0ur red quadrant.

[kyley_b]

most of my gross stories involve bodily waste.

at least you have that.

god that sounds so hard but so worth it. communication is so important but it's so hard to do it honestly and completely.

yeah, which is like
ok i honestly think it's a mistake sometimes. because like what if you do need more than one person? or you need them and they need someone else too?

[biass]

i think m0st gr0ss st0ries pe0ple have tend t0 inv0lve that, yes. there is n0thing gr0ss ab0ut being like, "w0w i ate s0me grub sauce 0ff an incredibly clean and sterilized plate haha wild."

it is difficult. we have an entire relati0nship categ0ry exclusively reserved f0r a third tr0ll t0 facilitate issues between the relati0nship fr0m an0ther quadrant.

but 0ur relati0nships are imp0rtant. we can die if we d0 n0t pr0duce genetic material when we need t0 and y0u can 0nly pr0vide it thr0ugh th0se specific relati0ns.

yeah, it is healthy. s0metimes it is g00d t0 have different pe0ple t0 depend 0n f0r different things. and s0metimes y0u just have different c0nnecti0ns with different pe0ple. s0me0ne y0u are attracted t0 y0u might want t0 beat the shit 0ut 0f and fuck but y0u w0uldn't want t0 cuddle them and trust them with the vulnerable parts 0f y0urself.

[kyley_b]

true!
i'm talking like a flood of piss level gross tho.

that would be me probably lol

you actually die if you don't mate? dude.

oh my god you ARE psychic.

[biass]

0k n0w y0u g0tta tell me. my bl00d is piss c0l0red it's meant t0 be.

yeah s0me pe0ple are well-suited f0r that r0le.

basically. s0me tr0lls are g00d at escaping it but m0st 0f the time it isn't w0rth trying. n0 0ne wants t0 get caught with an empty bucket.

nah that's just basic tr0ll r0mance. i mean, i am. but this is standard shit f0r us. maybe y0u sh0uld date a tr0ll.

[kyley_b]

ok so this water park i was at as a, kid hit critical mass on people pissing in the pools (which is revolting) and it created an actual tidal wave of urine. people were drowning and everything. and someone had to dive down to this release valve, and it was like kyle you can hold your breath the longest, you do it. but to prevent getting the bends you had to drink 3 cups of piss before diving. so. that's why i don't like pee.

or get roped into it.

and you just shoot into buckets, not each other.

god maybe i should. i haven't had much luck with human guys.

[biass]

0h my fucking glub. i'm dying. that's fucking f0ul. y0ur human life experiences are miserable and i alm0st pity y0u r0mantically f0r it h0ly shit.

i'm

s0rry i need a minute.

(He's cackling at your suffering, dude. So much. Trolls are not especially compassionate and Sollux was one of the worst.)

y0u REALLY d0 n0t want t0 see me bleed 0r cry ever then. or dr00l. y0u might actually get triggered.

why w0uld we sh00t int0 each 0ther? i mean technically y0u c0uld but it's a l0t 0f liquid. it is pr0bably a kink f0r s0me freaks.

i haven't had much luck with tr0lls s0 we can swap.

[kyley_b]

right?! it's disgusting! and somehow STILL not the worst!

i mean i'm smart enough to know you don't spray piss out of your eyeballs.

that's how mammals do it. i guess if you fill a bucket it is an awful lot.

perfect!

[biass]

well what d0 i kn0w! s0me pe0ple are stupid as fuck!

and i'm an alien maybe i d0 secrete urine fr0m my eye s0ckets.

that's disgusting. ew. but y0u run dryer d0n't y0u. y0u als0 carry y0ur spawn internally, right? s0 fucking weird.

like that 0ne human m0vie that was mildly racist. the 0ne called "alien"?

l0l g00d luck. h0pe y0u d0n't get killed.

[kyley_b]

you totally don't or you'd have said so when warning me.

yeah comparatively we must. and yeah. humans have a hella long gestation period, too. 9 months.

oh yeah! yeah kinda like that but no facehuggers or chest bursting.

well we're getting along, right? maybe i'm great with trolls!

[biass]

0kay yeah that's true. it's m0re like h0ney c0l0r i guess.

w0w. that's the stuff 0f real nightmares. 0ur genetic material just gets thr0wn int0 a giant slurry 0f genetic material and then a bunch 0f grubs are mass pr0duced and the useless 0nes are culled 0ff.

damn. lame.

yes. but maybe i am just being nice t0 y0u 0ut 0f sheer pity.

[kyley_b]

that's not so bad.

see that sounds really impersonal to me, but it's just because it's not what i'm used to.

sorry.

i doubt it, considering your bedside manner with someone you were being intimate with.

[biass]

heh. thanks. y0u're human s0 y0u have the cherry c0l0r bl00d right?

but clear tears. which is weird.

yeah. we are n0t a familial-driven race like humans. we d0 n0t have parents 0r family units 0r anything. 0ur relati0nships we ch00se t0 f0rge are 0ur m0st valuable.

...

0kay that's true. damn i really exp0sed myself with that 0ne.

[kyley_b]

i do. clear tears, yup. white sexual fluid, yellow piss. i'm a rainbow.

so a chosen family. i get that.

you sure did, but it's kinda cool. like i know you're not going to humour me.