Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[biass]

i think m0st gr0ss st0ries pe0ple have tend t0 inv0lve that, yes. there is n0thing gr0ss ab0ut being like, "w0w i ate s0me grub sauce 0ff an incredibly clean and sterilized plate haha wild."

it is difficult. we have an entire relati0nship categ0ry exclusively reserved f0r a third tr0ll t0 facilitate issues between the relati0nship fr0m an0ther quadrant.

but 0ur relati0nships are imp0rtant. we can die if we d0 n0t pr0duce genetic material when we need t0 and y0u can 0nly pr0vide it thr0ugh th0se specific relati0ns.

yeah, it is healthy. s0metimes it is g00d t0 have different pe0ple t0 depend 0n f0r different things. and s0metimes y0u just have different c0nnecti0ns with different pe0ple. s0me0ne y0u are attracted t0 y0u might want t0 beat the shit 0ut 0f and fuck but y0u w0uldn't want t0 cuddle them and trust them with the vulnerable parts 0f y0urself.

[kyley_b]

true!
i'm talking like a flood of piss level gross tho.

that would be me probably lol

you actually die if you don't mate? dude.

oh my god you ARE psychic.

[biass]

0k n0w y0u g0tta tell me. my bl00d is piss c0l0red it's meant t0 be.

yeah s0me pe0ple are well-suited f0r that r0le.

basically. s0me tr0lls are g00d at escaping it but m0st 0f the time it isn't w0rth trying. n0 0ne wants t0 get caught with an empty bucket.

nah that's just basic tr0ll r0mance. i mean, i am. but this is standard shit f0r us. maybe y0u sh0uld date a tr0ll.

[kyley_b]

ok so this water park i was at as a, kid hit critical mass on people pissing in the pools (which is revolting) and it created an actual tidal wave of urine. people were drowning and everything. and someone had to dive down to this release valve, and it was like kyle you can hold your breath the longest, you do it. but to prevent getting the bends you had to drink 3 cups of piss before diving. so. that's why i don't like pee.

or get roped into it.

and you just shoot into buckets, not each other.

god maybe i should. i haven't had much luck with human guys.

[biass]

0h my fucking glub. i'm dying. that's fucking f0ul. y0ur human life experiences are miserable and i alm0st pity y0u r0mantically f0r it h0ly shit.

i'm

s0rry i need a minute.

(He's cackling at your suffering, dude. So much. Trolls are not especially compassionate and Sollux was one of the worst.)

y0u REALLY d0 n0t want t0 see me bleed 0r cry ever then. or dr00l. y0u might actually get triggered.

why w0uld we sh00t int0 each 0ther? i mean technically y0u c0uld but it's a l0t 0f liquid. it is pr0bably a kink f0r s0me freaks.

i haven't had much luck with tr0lls s0 we can swap.

[kyley_b]

right?! it's disgusting! and somehow STILL not the worst!

i mean i'm smart enough to know you don't spray piss out of your eyeballs.

that's how mammals do it. i guess if you fill a bucket it is an awful lot.

perfect!

[biass]

well what d0 i kn0w! s0me pe0ple are stupid as fuck!

and i'm an alien maybe i d0 secrete urine fr0m my eye s0ckets.

that's disgusting. ew. but y0u run dryer d0n't y0u. y0u als0 carry y0ur spawn internally, right? s0 fucking weird.

like that 0ne human m0vie that was mildly racist. the 0ne called "alien"?

l0l g00d luck. h0pe y0u d0n't get killed.

[kyley_b]

you totally don't or you'd have said so when warning me.

yeah comparatively we must. and yeah. humans have a hella long gestation period, too. 9 months.

oh yeah! yeah kinda like that but no facehuggers or chest bursting.

well we're getting along, right? maybe i'm great with trolls!

[biass]

0kay yeah that's true. it's m0re like h0ney c0l0r i guess.

w0w. that's the stuff 0f real nightmares. 0ur genetic material just gets thr0wn int0 a giant slurry 0f genetic material and then a bunch 0f grubs are mass pr0duced and the useless 0nes are culled 0ff.

damn. lame.

yes. but maybe i am just being nice t0 y0u 0ut 0f sheer pity.

[kyley_b]

that's not so bad.

see that sounds really impersonal to me, but it's just because it's not what i'm used to.

sorry.

i doubt it, considering your bedside manner with someone you were being intimate with.

[biass]

heh. thanks. y0u're human s0 y0u have the cherry c0l0r bl00d right?

but clear tears. which is weird.

yeah. we are n0t a familial-driven race like humans. we d0 n0t have parents 0r family units 0r anything. 0ur relati0nships we ch00se t0 f0rge are 0ur m0st valuable.

...

0kay that's true. damn i really exp0sed myself with that 0ne.

[kyley_b]

i do. clear tears, yup. white sexual fluid, yellow piss. i'm a rainbow.

so a chosen family. i get that.

you sure did, but it's kinda cool. like i know you're not going to humour me.

[biass]

disgusting.

yeah. we tend t0 g0 thr0ugh a l0t 0f stuff t0gether. we all d0 fucked up and vi0lent things t0 each 0ther and y0u really learn a l0t ab0ut f0rgiveness and pers0nal gr0wth bullshit because y0u want t0 stay friends.

eheh. n0. i'm n0t really nice.

[kyley_b]

i agree.

i actually really empathize with that. huh.

nice is different than kind.

[biass]

yeah? maybe y0u really are better with tr0lls. y0u really sh0uld h00k up with tr0lls. maybe y0u are trans-species hehe.

0k y0u g0t a p0int. alth0ugh kind is gener0us t00. d0 y0u c0nsider y0urself kind or nice?

[kyley_b]

god maybe? i suck ass with humans, so.

kind. i tried to be nice for like, most of my life? but the past few years it's just like. why? it's never appreciated, for one thing, and for another it's like

i get sick of people being polite and 'nice' just to get along, or just to make themselves look good. KINDNESS is different. kindness means giving a fuck, and maybe you're rude and maybe a little harsh but you try to help.

[biass]

me t00.

why were y0u nice f0r s0 l0ng?

dunn0 ab0ut that. i try t0 mind my 0wn business m0stly.

[kyley_b]

yeah but you're a troll!

i guess because i felt it was expected, and fair. i know it's fucking naïve, but i always felt that life SHOULD be fair. and treating people nicely seemed part of that, somehow.

which is totally valid.

[biass]

i suck with tr0lls t00!!

it is naive but y0u were y0ung and all 0f us are naive m0r0ns when we are y0ung. being y0ung is hard and n0 0ne really understands. d0n't beat y0urself up f0r trying t0 be a g00d pers0n and figuring 0ut what being a g00d pers0n meant t0 y0u.

equality is a bitch 0f a pr0blem t0 achieve anyway.

thanks. it's h0nestly just safer f0r every0ne when i d0.

[kyley_b]

i bet you don't!

yeah, yeah that's true. sometimes i miss that optimism though, that expectation that things will work out.

yeah. gonna keep trying for it though.

cos you're a powerhouse?