Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

3.

[overnightoaks]

Aw, geez, I don't know... I've never really been a weapons guy, but I saw somebody else throwing daggers and I thought it looked pretty cool! That was really poor judgement on my part... I won't do it again.

[blondshell]

You are going to cut one of your fuckin fingers off and I won't take you to the hospital when you do.

[overnightoaks]

I *think* I can reattach a severed finger with a good Cure Wounds spell, but I get your point...

[blondshell]

You THINK or you know?

[overnightoaks]

WELL, I've never done it before! Theoretically it should work, if I cast it at a high enough level, but I'm not exactly raring to go to cut off my own finger just to test it out.

[blondshell]

Oh so you're not a complete fucking moron. Great.

So, you're a healer then?

[overnightoaks]

[ He's going to slide right on past that insult with the well-practiced ease of a father who wants to see the best in young people. ]

I'm a druid, so healing is one of the things I can do!

[blondshell]

(Please do NOT...That's so embarrassing...!)

what? A druid like that nerdy video game shit?

[overnightoaks]

Oh, did somebody make a video game about druids? That's pretty neat! Is it anything like Myst?

[ Henry played a lot of 90s computer games to get himself acclimated to Earth back when he had amnesia, so his references are pretty dated. ]

[blondshell]

I don't know if it's strictly about them but they are in a lot of fantasy things.

No idea. Not familiar with Myst. What's that?

(YUP. Bakugou is just a little too young to catch the reference.)

[overnightoaks]

Oh, it's a puzzle game! You have to solve the puzzles on this island to find pages to complete books, and there's a pair of brothers who have been trapped inside the books. One is in the red book and the other is in the blue book. And you have to decide which brother you want to help!

[ There's a bit more to it than that, but that's a good enough summary to start with. ]

[blondshell]

No offense but that sounds like the most boring, nerdiest thing in fuckin' existence. I'd rather eat my own arm and shit it out.

(At...least...he's honest...?)

[overnightoaks]

Well, there's no need to be rude about it. You can just say you don't want to play the game.

[blondshell]

That's what I said!!

(Just. Rudely!)

[overnightoaks]

No, you said that you would rather "eat my own arm and shit it out."

[blondshell]

Same difference!