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Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT
Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.
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ugh. that reminds me 0f my best friend. he's s0 0bn0xi0us ab0ut r0mance. it's insufferable. he's always gushing ab0ut fucking quadrants and reading th0se trashy r0mance n0vels and watching crappy r0mc0ms. why d0 we have t0 suffer.
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omfg srsly? he sounds super sensitive, which is just like my old best friend. like i'm tempted to call him a total bitch lol
what's a quadrant?
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dude. karkat is the m0st sensitive crybaby in the entire fucking universe. i w0uld die f0r him but 0h my gl0b. he's s0 squishy f0r a tr0ll it's s0 embarrassing. i w0uld g0 with t0tal bitch f0r sure. i can hear his screaming just thinking ab0ut it haha
0h jegus fuck. tr0ll r0mances are divided int0 f0ur quadrants. we have specific em0ti0nal needs and can get 0bn0xi0usly intense ab0ut relati0nships. we're really vi0lent s0 we basically have this system set up to try and keep us fr0m murdering the shit 0ut of each other. a l0t 0f 0ur r0mance is based 0n the desire t0 make y0ur partner int0 the best versi0n 0f themselves, basically. they serve t0 help different parts of y0u.
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dude! you feel me. like on the one hand it's sweet that they're so kind hearted but on the other hand oh my god just stop crying! just stop! and make a fucking hard decision on things, you can't just wait and see all the time!
that actually sounds kinda cool, aside from the murdering parts.
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right?! it's s0 embarrassing! i'll give karkat the credit that he at least can make a decisi0n. he is 0ur insufferable self-ann0inted leader. th0ugh his ch0ices have a 50/50 chance 0f fucking everything up but that isn't strictly his fault.
it w0rks. the idea is t0 put y0ur partner's em0ti0nal stability and mental/physical impr0vement at the f0cus 0f y0ur relati0nship. tr0ll relati0nships require extensive c0mmunicati0n and are n0t exactly f0r the faint 0f heart. it's als0 super easy f0r us t0 mistaken things as flirtati0n since there are s0 many ways we can flirt with each 0ther.
y0u humans 0nly have the 0ne relati0nship type right? i think it is m0st similar t0 0ur red quadrant.
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at least you have that.
god that sounds so hard but so worth it. communication is so important but it's so hard to do it honestly and completely.
yeah, which is like
ok i honestly think it's a mistake sometimes. because like what if you do need more than one person? or you need them and they need someone else too?
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it is difficult. we have an entire relati0nship categ0ry exclusively reserved f0r a third tr0ll t0 facilitate issues between the relati0nship fr0m an0ther quadrant.
but 0ur relati0nships are imp0rtant. we can die if we d0 n0t pr0duce genetic material when we need t0 and y0u can 0nly pr0vide it thr0ugh th0se specific relati0ns.
yeah, it is healthy. s0metimes it is g00d t0 have different pe0ple t0 depend 0n f0r different things. and s0metimes y0u just have different c0nnecti0ns with different pe0ple. s0me0ne y0u are attracted t0 y0u might want t0 beat the shit 0ut 0f and fuck but y0u w0uldn't want t0 cuddle them and trust them with the vulnerable parts 0f y0urself.
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i'm talking like a flood of piss level gross tho.
that would be me probably lol
you actually die if you don't mate? dude.
oh my god you ARE psychic.
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yeah s0me pe0ple are well-suited f0r that r0le.
basically. s0me tr0lls are g00d at escaping it but m0st 0f the time it isn't w0rth trying. n0 0ne wants t0 get caught with an empty bucket.
nah that's just basic tr0ll r0mance. i mean, i am. but this is standard shit f0r us. maybe y0u sh0uld date a tr0ll.
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or get roped into it.
and you just shoot into buckets, not each other.
god maybe i should. i haven't had much luck with human guys.
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i'm
s0rry i need a minute.
(He's cackling at your suffering, dude. So much. Trolls are not especially compassionate and Sollux was one of the worst.)
y0u REALLY d0 n0t want t0 see me bleed 0r cry ever then. or dr00l. y0u might actually get triggered.
why w0uld we sh00t int0 each 0ther? i mean technically y0u c0uld but it's a l0t 0f liquid. it is pr0bably a kink f0r s0me freaks.
i haven't had much luck with tr0lls s0 we can swap.
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i mean i'm smart enough to know you don't spray piss out of your eyeballs.
that's how mammals do it. i guess if you fill a bucket it is an awful lot.
perfect!
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and i'm an alien maybe i d0 secrete urine fr0m my eye s0ckets.
that's disgusting. ew. but y0u run dryer d0n't y0u. y0u als0 carry y0ur spawn internally, right? s0 fucking weird.
like that 0ne human m0vie that was mildly racist. the 0ne called "alien"?
l0l g00d luck. h0pe y0u d0n't get killed.
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yeah comparatively we must. and yeah. humans have a hella long gestation period, too. 9 months.
oh yeah! yeah kinda like that but no facehuggers or chest bursting.
well we're getting along, right? maybe i'm great with trolls!
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w0w. that's the stuff 0f real nightmares. 0ur genetic material just gets thr0wn int0 a giant slurry 0f genetic material and then a bunch 0f grubs are mass pr0duced and the useless 0nes are culled 0ff.
damn. lame.
yes. but maybe i am just being nice t0 y0u 0ut 0f sheer pity.
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see that sounds really impersonal to me, but it's just because it's not what i'm used to.
sorry.
i doubt it, considering your bedside manner with someone you were being intimate with.
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but clear tears. which is weird.
yeah. we are n0t a familial-driven race like humans. we d0 n0t have parents 0r family units 0r anything. 0ur relati0nships we ch00se t0 f0rge are 0ur m0st valuable.
...
0kay that's true. damn i really exp0sed myself with that 0ne.
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so a chosen family. i get that.
you sure did, but it's kinda cool. like i know you're not going to humour me.
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yeah. we tend t0 g0 thr0ugh a l0t 0f stuff t0gether. we all d0 fucked up and vi0lent things t0 each 0ther and y0u really learn a l0t ab0ut f0rgiveness and pers0nal gr0wth bullshit because y0u want t0 stay friends.
eheh. n0. i'm n0t really nice.
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i actually really empathize with that. huh.
nice is different than kind.
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0k y0u g0t a p0int. alth0ugh kind is gener0us t00. d0 y0u c0nsider y0urself kind or nice?
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kind. i tried to be nice for like, most of my life? but the past few years it's just like. why? it's never appreciated, for one thing, and for another it's like
i get sick of people being polite and 'nice' just to get along, or just to make themselves look good. KINDNESS is different. kindness means giving a fuck, and maybe you're rude and maybe a little harsh but you try to help.
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why were y0u nice f0r s0 l0ng?
dunn0 ab0ut that. i try t0 mind my 0wn business m0stly.
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i guess because i felt it was expected, and fair. i know it's fucking naïve, but i always felt that life SHOULD be fair. and treating people nicely seemed part of that, somehow.
which is totally valid.
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it is naive but y0u were y0ung and all 0f us are naive m0r0ns when we are y0ung. being y0ung is hard and n0 0ne really understands. d0n't beat y0urself up f0r trying t0 be a g00d pers0n and figuring 0ut what being a g00d pers0n meant t0 y0u.
equality is a bitch 0f a pr0blem t0 achieve anyway.
thanks. it's h0nestly just safer f0r every0ne when i d0.
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