Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[biass]

n0 it is 0kay. every0ne kn0ws he is pathetic.

l0l i can tell him y0u are getting me 0ff better than he is. that w0uld be kind 0f funny.

(Sollux, no.)

n0. i'm a tr0ll. when we c0me fr0m a successful sexual experience we have t0 fill a bucket with 0ur genetic material s0 that it can be c0llected. it's fucking b0ring t0 explain th0ugh. h0ld 0n.

(There's this long, long, long delay. And then finally:)

0kay he is g0ne. w0rth s0me t00th l0ss l0l.

[kyley_b]

god. that sucks for him.

well that wouldn't be true!

oh my god you're a troll? i've heard about you!


oh no jeez are you ok?

[biass]

l0l right. maybe if he tried harder, he w0uldn't need t0 have such a shitty reputati0n.

what. really? wh0 the hell are y0u?

yea i'm fine. it was actually m0re tame than anticipated. plus n0w my n00k d0esn't feel like it's being rubbed raw with sandpaper

[kyley_b]

i guess that's sort of true. like, harsh, but. not inaccurate.

my name's kyle broflovski. i uh know a guy named dirk?

that sounds SO uncomfortable.

[biass]

i keep it real.

i'm s0llux capt0r. dirk? as in dirk strider? l0l rip.

tell me ab0ut it. kind 0f a bummer but what can y0u d0. thanks f0r being my em0ti0nal supp0rt human during these trying times.

[kyley_b]

i can see that.

that's a cool name. yeah, him. i think we're friends?

i mean, you're very welcome. i am a pro at emotional support.

[biass]

i can't see anything l0l.

thanks. i picked it 0ut myself. g00d luck with that. the striders are fucking weird.

are y0u like. being sincere?

[kyley_b]

for seriously?

weird how? besides the whole like apocalyptic clone thing.

i am, yeah.

[biass]

yeah. i d0n't have eyeballs anym0re.

dude. y0u said y0u met dirk, right. d0 i really need t0 explain ab0ut the striders' weird fetish f0r ir0ny and puppets and like weird g0d c0mplexes

i can't tell if y0u're flirting with me 0r n0t.

[kyley_b]

whoa. what happened to them?

okay point. the god complex comes in handy sometimes tho.

by offering to be supportive?

[biass]

dude it is the stupidest l0ngest dumbest st0ry ever. i basically 0verdid it with my dumb fucking p0wers and all this 0ther shit

h0w

yes

[kyley_b]

you have powers?
goddammit why does everyone have powers but me?

ok well i can't say for 100% but typically people with god complexes can be tricked into doing helpful shit because their egos are so fucking massive. like even the really smart ones, their egos make them vulnerable.

oh. i didn't think of it as flirting? like you were literally just getting eaten out by some dude so.

[biass]

yeah but mine suck s0 d0n't be t00 jeal0us. when i had my eyeballs i was c0nstantly plagued with visi0ns 0f the past and present and was terr0rized by the v0ices 0f th0se ab0ut t0 die

i basically blasted my 0wn eyeballs 0ut with psychic p0wers s0 my friends c0uld get shit d0ne in 0ur stupid fucking game sessi0n.

it's actually kind 0f been really nice having n0 eyeballs. life is way calmer.

w0w. y0u are kind 0f manipulative t00. i think y0u are right th0ugh. but that's a tricky line. if they catch 0n t0 what y0u are d0ing then they are smart en0ugh t0 d0 the 0pp0site.

yeah that's the p0int. here i am flustered up by s0me inc0mpetent assh0le and this 0ther guy (y0u) are sidling up in my dms with em0ti0nal c0mf0rt
that's pretty salaci0us

[kyley_b]

dude. that's pretty fucked up right there.

oh my god. that's really selfless tho!

i fucking bet!

i am not! [He so is.] i just have a looooong history of dealing with sociopaths. and yeah, that's true, that's why you need to know them inside and out.

oh. i'm sorry? i'm just used to being the supportive guy.

[biass]

thanks. i think i was just being manic but i guess that's a nicer way t0 think 0f it.

ehehe. it s0unds like y0u are th0ugh. n0thing wr0ng with it. any0ne smart sh0uld be a little manipulative. ugh. me t00. s0ci0paths are s0 exhausting. guess humans and tr0lls aren't that different.

i'm n0t 0ffended if y0u're flirting with me. 0r c0mplaining.
y0u're a push0ver then?

[kyley_b]

oh do you have manic episodes?

i mean
ok maybe when i HAVE to be. i don't do it for fun.
they are, right?! especially if nobody else seems to give a shit about what they do.

good.
no! no not at all!

[biass]

yea. my wh0le thing is duality which is lame as fuck and pretty much guaranteed i w0uld wind up with bip0lar dis0rder.

s0metimes ign0ring them is pr0bably f0r the best.

uh-huh. i'm t0tally c0nvinced.

[kyley_b]

do all trolls have a 'thing'?
are you medicated or anything?

i guess, but someone has to be repsonsible.

i'm really not. i'm considered very stubborn.

[biass]

yes. that is why we have typing quirks. we're very thematic m0r0ns. h0ld 0n.

(He takes a selfie. Admittedly it's kind of completely off-center and not...the best selfie- but he's blind okay. Either way, it gets the point across with his dual horns and symbol and everything.)

n0. tr0lls d0 n0t d0 that kind 0f thing f0r mental health.

d0esn't have t0 be y0u.

eheh. that's n0t a bad thing t0 be. i can be stubb0rn t00.

[kyley_b]

[Sollux is he first troll Kyle has ever seen, and he studies the picture carefully. It's far from off-putting - guy looks a little like a dork, honestly.]

oh i see. well you look very nice.

what do you do, then? just suffer?

it kinda does sometimes tho.

yeah?

[biass]

(He is the biggest fucking dork.)

i guess i have t0 take y0ur w0rd f0r it. i have n0 fucking idea what i l00k like anym0re l0l. what d0 y0u l00k like? use vivid descript0rs my awareness 0f human aesthetics is extremely limited. i d0 kn0w humans can have the dark hair and the pale hair.

yes.

y0u c0uld always fuck 0ff fr0m whatever is ann0ying.

yes. i can be d0wnright insufferable ab0ut it.

[kyley_b]

you do! like obviously you're a different species and stuff but you have nice bone structure and your horns are cool.

oh, ok. i'm 6'2" and kinda skinny. i have really, REALLY curly hair, but it's not dark or light, it's red. my nose is big and i have really thick eyebrows.

that's kinda bullshit. i wonder if you could take human meds.

you say that like it's remotely easy to do.

me too, honestly.

[biass]

0h. thank y0u. my teeth are really ann0ying th0ugh. they give me a really ann0ying lisp s0 when s0me0ne punches them 0ut it's kind 0f a fav0r.

d0 y0u really like my h0rns?

w0w. y0u're tall. i'm like 5'8 which isn't that bad but 6'2" is way better. red. that's what my 0ne eye c0l0r used t0 be. red is 0ne 0f the best c0l0rs ever. y0u s0und c00l l00king.

i have n0 fucking idea. it's pr0bably f0r the best if i d0n't risk it. i'm kind 0f basically a nuclear react0r.

yea ...y0u g0t me with that. it's especially hard if s0me0ne is being really fucking stupid.

y0u get it.

[kyley_b]

aw that's not the worst thing ever tho.

yeah dude! man all the other humans who showed up here got wicked body mods like horns and ears and wings and i got nothing.

being tall is one of the only things i've got going for me. whoa, really? what was the other one?
and thanks. i'm kinda a big dork tho.

like for seriously? physically?

exactly. SOMEONE has to do this shit.

i do.

[biass]

trust me. y0u haven't heard me talk in real life. it s0unds awful.

well, i didn't get anything new either s0 we're b0th duds f0r 0ur races heh.

blue. b0th s0lid. i never had pupils 0r anything.

0h yeah i already figured 0ut that part ab0ut y0u.

yes. my bl00d caste has psi0nic abilities. we're n0rmally enslaved f0r dipshit higher-ups s0 we can p0wer their dumb crap

y0u are c00l. i am glad y0u texted me back while i was getting eaten 0ut. y0u're a br0.