Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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asuka langley soryu / evangelion

[mychance]

( 1 ) Jackpot.
Dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

( 2 ) I wish Facebook had a fuck off button.

( 3 ) So I put a nerf gun to his head and demanded that he take me to dinner.

( 4 ) Hey, idiot.
You're out of milk.

( 5 ) It's like that time I woke up and Shinji had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room. Only this time, I didn't have to threaten anyone.

4. I'm sorry for this vegan idiot

[overnightoaks]

There's some oat milk in the fridge!

asdhgsdakhjf HES SO CUTE

[mychance]

What kind of a weirdo puts oat milk on cereal? It makes the Cheerios taste funny.

[overnightoaks]

I think oat milk goes great with cereal! I wouldn't know about Cheerios in particular, since they're made with animal-based ingredients, but wouldn't that just be oats-on-oats-on-oats? That seems pretty nifty to me!

[mychance]

Leave it to you to find the lamest combination of things interesting. Obviously, it's better when flavors complete with one another to bring out the best possible options.

Can you even have cheese?

[overnightoaks]

I definitely do not have cheese.
I'm not sure if I've communicated this clearly enough, but I'm vegan?

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[blondshell]

What does "really slutty" entail?

[mychance]

You’re the kind of guy who has a chest, aren’t you? You need to show it off, for starters.

Don’t you have a tank top?

[blondshell]

the hell is THAT supposed to mean? Do people seriously want to see guys chests the way they do girls?

(She is 100% right. He knows she's right. He's just. Not gonna say that.)

Tank tops make up at least half my closet, yeah.

[mychance]

Don’t be so naive. You sound like a little kid who doesn’t know any better.

V-Neck or scoop neck?

[blondshell]

HA?! I don't sound like a damn brat!






Scoop neck mostly. Though my one costume is a v-neck.

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[rxdystxdy]

Does

Does that work?

It seems a bit needlessly...violent? I guess since it was just a Nerf gun...

[mychance]

( attached is a picture of the steak dinner she’s currently working through. )

Some guys are so useless that your can use force to get what you want.

Are you hungry?

[rxdystxdy]

[She even sent proof...from a waitress's perspective, An feels sympathy. But from a young lady's perspective, she sees opportunity.

She recognizes both, and thus is wise.]

Actually, yeah, I kind of am.

...Don't tell me you're going to pull the Nerf again for my sake?

[mychance]

Don’t be dumb. There are better weapons than just NERF guns. And I don’t want to get kicked out before he buys us dessert.

You like salmon, right?

[rxdystxdy]

[Logically, An is well aware that she should be concerned about 'better weapons'. What all does Asuka have stashed away? But...it's all just over the top enough for her to be amused instead.]

You're ruthless and cunning, Soryu-san. That's why I never want to get on your bad side. Ehehe.

But yes, I do. Even better if it's freshly caught~

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[the_little_knight]

Is that what he'll like? For real?

[mychance]

Obviously.

You start things off with a tease and you seal it by going all the way.

[the_little_knight]

I should go that far so soon?

[mychance]

Huh? How else is he supposed to believe you’re actually dedicated to the bit?

[the_little_knight]

If you're sure about it

but what if he thinks it's too much?

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[defendure]

Did that work?

[mychance]

No.

So I shot him!!!!!

[defendure]

I guess at least it was non-lethally?

3. (CW: underage marriage)

[theladyofhighever]

Change "a nerf gun" to "a dagger" and you have how I convinced my future husband to go past the "giving me a rose" stage of our relationship.