Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[biass]

are y0u g0ing t0 l00k me in my eye h0le s0ckets and tell me seri0usly that a planet filled with jell0 w0uld n0t be infinitely better than whatever the fuck this is?

as f0r the planet 0f spiders i w0uld burn it and make sure t0 send vriska a vide0 0f the wh0le thing.

[heirlift]

no i'm not going to do that because that is very creepy!
but i will text you back and tell you that i don't think a planet made of only jello would be especially great.
it'd be so sticky and i can't imagine our phones would work very well. i don't think jello is a good conductor!

also be careful. she might think you're hate-flirting with her if you do that.
(that would count as hate-flirting, right? i kind of zone out whenever karkat talks about it...)

[biass]

w0w. h0w incredibly ablest 0f y0u. are y0u saying there is s0mething wr0ng with my eye h0les? s0mething undesirable? w0w, humans are s0 shall0w.

all 0f 0ur dumb planets were filled with stupid shit. it c0uld be s0mething like land 0f jell0 and parachutes.

ugh y0u're right. it w0uld pr0bably c0me acr0ss like that. fucking stupid.

[heirlift]

yes! i am saying they are very creepy!
you should see if dave will alchemize you a pair of his totally rad shades.

i think the spiders and jello are going to be a bust.
so i think we should just keep the people for now!

...maybe we can get a little bit of jello, though.

[biass]

W0W J0HN!
i am s0 fucking 0ffended right n0w. i am c0mpletely triggered. y0u're an assh0le. n0, actually, y0u have c0mpletely redefined what it even means t0 be an assh0le.

(No, he's not. He's actually laughing a little?)

maybe i will. then i will n0t need t0 haunt weak plebs like y0u.

y0u are 0nly saying that because the maj0rity here are ugly humans like y0u.

lime green jell0?

[heirlift]

are you saying all humans are ugly? look who's the bigot now!
so i guess we're even then? :B

[ John never takes trolls all too seriously. It's in the name, after all... ]

but yeah i could probably do lime green jello. i'm going to need a lot of it though.
and also a way to boil an entire lake. you know what this means, right?

[biass]

yes i am. y0ur kind are very unf0rtunate l00king. the lack 0f h0rns makes me want t0 v0mit.

(Honestly...That is always for the best.)

that's s0 fucking dirty, j0hn. y0u're just g0ing t0 eat jell0 that is the c0l0r 0f my genetic material?
this makes y0u ugly and perverted.

n0 i have n0 idea what it means. enlighten me.

[heirlift]

you suggested it, and also every color jello is some troll color!
but if you're just trying to get my goat, it won't work.
i've been dealing with you jerks since i was 13.

but it's up to you, you can either keep being an ass
or
you can come on a heist with me to get all the jello we'll need
(i've always wanted to plan a heist!)

[biass]

n0 way. it's an exact shade. d0 n0t be s0 hem0ph0bic j0hn. it's dirty and y0u kn0w it.

i've been trying n0t t0 deal with y0ur stupid kind. karkat says y0u are n0t s0 bad but i remain skeptical.






0bvi0usly i am g0ing t0 g0 0n a heist with y0u. what the hell else am i g0ing t0 d0? sit here and stare at a wall? that is a blind j0ke. y0u can laugh. i give y0u permissi0n.

[heirlift]

[ John is just not going to rise to that, because he's not dumb. And also he has a heist to plan. Which is arguably even dumber than getting trolled by a troll. ]

that was a shitty joke but i'll laugh if it makes you feel better!
okay so you're good at computers, right? you're gonna be the guy in the van.
maybe hack into the security system so you can be like
(hacker voice) "i'm in" when you get it
wait sorry

(hacker v0ice)

on that note do you know any good getaway drivers?

[biass]

i guess it was pretty shittier. i'm bad at j0kes. thanks i guess f0r the pity laugh but d0 n0t take that as a c0me 0n y0u pink m0nkey.

yes, j0hn. i am "g00d at c0mputers" f0r the m0st part.

w0w.

(Shut UP why is he laughing again. He feels so personally victimized right now by finding this lame ass human amusing.)

appr0priating my quirk n0w t00. damn. is there n0thing sacred t0 y0u barbarians?

if i am the guy in the van then w0uldnt i be the getaway driver