Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[biass]

he will freak the fuck 0ut!! i'm n0t dealing with that. i just w0n't sleep with him again.

if this even c0unts as that.

yes? i'm d0ing it right n0w and am t0tally fine with it. this dude is like buried in n00k and it's n0t like he kn0ws. wh0 cares? y0u're texting me while this dude's t0ngue is in me s0 y0u d0n't care either.

[kyley_b]

oh no don't you go flipping this shit on me like i'm some heartless bastard. i feel bad for the poor schmuck.


but ok i can admit i'd probably do the same thing you are and just ignore it until it was over.

[biass]

0h please. he's an assh0le y0u d0n't need to feel that bad f0r him.

right? it's just easier. it's dumb. we're never g0ing t0 fill a bucket at this rate which makes this s0 fucking p0intless. like w0w thanks f0r wasting my g0ddamn genetic material 0n whatever the fuck this is!

[kyley_b]

why is he an asshole? besides being terrible at sex.

i'm sorry. but like
what would you do with the bucket anyway even if it were good?

[biass]

he brags ab0ut h0w he is g0ing t0 kill every0ne all the time and be the m0st impressive gen0cidal assh0le in existence but it's like, fucking whatever. he c0uldn't even kill half 0f his 0wn friends. he's such a fucking r00kie. and when he d0esn't feel c0mpentent in s0mething (which he is c0mpetent in n0thing) he just glubs and glubs ab0ut it.

gah!!! i'm getting a fucking headache just thinking ab0ut it! maybe i will tell him t0 fuck 0ff. at least if he beats the shit 0ut 0f me it will be kind 0f w0rth this stupid shit.

what w0uld i d0 with a bucket? are y0u a g0ddamn grub? what in the hell d0 y0u think a bucket is f0r

0h g0d. y0u're a fucking human aren't y0u

[kyley_b]

ok that does sound kinda pathetic. i almost feel bad saying it, but.

and he'll be gone faster.

uh, yeah. sorry. i was trying to just roll with it and figure out context clues. you're obviously not.

[biass]

n0 it is 0kay. every0ne kn0ws he is pathetic.

l0l i can tell him y0u are getting me 0ff better than he is. that w0uld be kind 0f funny.

(Sollux, no.)

n0. i'm a tr0ll. when we c0me fr0m a successful sexual experience we have t0 fill a bucket with 0ur genetic material s0 that it can be c0llected. it's fucking b0ring t0 explain th0ugh. h0ld 0n.

(There's this long, long, long delay. And then finally:)

0kay he is g0ne. w0rth s0me t00th l0ss l0l.

[kyley_b]

god. that sucks for him.

well that wouldn't be true!

oh my god you're a troll? i've heard about you!


oh no jeez are you ok?

[biass]

l0l right. maybe if he tried harder, he w0uldn't need t0 have such a shitty reputati0n.

what. really? wh0 the hell are y0u?

yea i'm fine. it was actually m0re tame than anticipated. plus n0w my n00k d0esn't feel like it's being rubbed raw with sandpaper

[kyley_b]

i guess that's sort of true. like, harsh, but. not inaccurate.

my name's kyle broflovski. i uh know a guy named dirk?

that sounds SO uncomfortable.

[biass]

i keep it real.

i'm s0llux capt0r. dirk? as in dirk strider? l0l rip.

tell me ab0ut it. kind 0f a bummer but what can y0u d0. thanks f0r being my em0ti0nal supp0rt human during these trying times.

[kyley_b]

i can see that.

that's a cool name. yeah, him. i think we're friends?

i mean, you're very welcome. i am a pro at emotional support.

[biass]

i can't see anything l0l.

thanks. i picked it 0ut myself. g00d luck with that. the striders are fucking weird.

are y0u like. being sincere?

[kyley_b]

for seriously?

weird how? besides the whole like apocalyptic clone thing.

i am, yeah.

[biass]

yeah. i d0n't have eyeballs anym0re.

dude. y0u said y0u met dirk, right. d0 i really need t0 explain ab0ut the striders' weird fetish f0r ir0ny and puppets and like weird g0d c0mplexes

i can't tell if y0u're flirting with me 0r n0t.

[kyley_b]

whoa. what happened to them?

okay point. the god complex comes in handy sometimes tho.

by offering to be supportive?

[biass]

dude it is the stupidest l0ngest dumbest st0ry ever. i basically 0verdid it with my dumb fucking p0wers and all this 0ther shit

h0w

yes

[kyley_b]

you have powers?
goddammit why does everyone have powers but me?

ok well i can't say for 100% but typically people with god complexes can be tricked into doing helpful shit because their egos are so fucking massive. like even the really smart ones, their egos make them vulnerable.

oh. i didn't think of it as flirting? like you were literally just getting eaten out by some dude so.

[biass]

yeah but mine suck s0 d0n't be t00 jeal0us. when i had my eyeballs i was c0nstantly plagued with visi0ns 0f the past and present and was terr0rized by the v0ices 0f th0se ab0ut t0 die

i basically blasted my 0wn eyeballs 0ut with psychic p0wers s0 my friends c0uld get shit d0ne in 0ur stupid fucking game sessi0n.

it's actually kind 0f been really nice having n0 eyeballs. life is way calmer.

w0w. y0u are kind 0f manipulative t00. i think y0u are right th0ugh. but that's a tricky line. if they catch 0n t0 what y0u are d0ing then they are smart en0ugh t0 d0 the 0pp0site.

yeah that's the p0int. here i am flustered up by s0me inc0mpetent assh0le and this 0ther guy (y0u) are sidling up in my dms with em0ti0nal c0mf0rt
that's pretty salaci0us

[kyley_b]

dude. that's pretty fucked up right there.

oh my god. that's really selfless tho!

i fucking bet!

i am not! [He so is.] i just have a looooong history of dealing with sociopaths. and yeah, that's true, that's why you need to know them inside and out.

oh. i'm sorry? i'm just used to being the supportive guy.

[biass]

thanks. i think i was just being manic but i guess that's a nicer way t0 think 0f it.

ehehe. it s0unds like y0u are th0ugh. n0thing wr0ng with it. any0ne smart sh0uld be a little manipulative. ugh. me t00. s0ci0paths are s0 exhausting. guess humans and tr0lls aren't that different.

i'm n0t 0ffended if y0u're flirting with me. 0r c0mplaining.
y0u're a push0ver then?

[kyley_b]

oh do you have manic episodes?

i mean
ok maybe when i HAVE to be. i don't do it for fun.
they are, right?! especially if nobody else seems to give a shit about what they do.

good.
no! no not at all!

[biass]

yea. my wh0le thing is duality which is lame as fuck and pretty much guaranteed i w0uld wind up with bip0lar dis0rder.

s0metimes ign0ring them is pr0bably f0r the best.

uh-huh. i'm t0tally c0nvinced.

[kyley_b]

do all trolls have a 'thing'?
are you medicated or anything?

i guess, but someone has to be repsonsible.

i'm really not. i'm considered very stubborn.

[biass]

yes. that is why we have typing quirks. we're very thematic m0r0ns. h0ld 0n.

(He takes a selfie. Admittedly it's kind of completely off-center and not...the best selfie- but he's blind okay. Either way, it gets the point across with his dual horns and symbol and everything.)

n0. tr0lls d0 n0t d0 that kind 0f thing f0r mental health.

d0esn't have t0 be y0u.

eheh. that's n0t a bad thing t0 be. i can be stubb0rn t00.