Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | folkmore flavored

[natzoom]

i. I literally laid in bed for an hour last night thinking of what I'm going to name my cats when I become a cat lady.

ii. I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home right now.

iii. There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.

iv. I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.

ii

[givehead]

Oops.

[natzoom]

I can feel you smirking.

[givehead]

I have never smirked a day in my entire life.

[natzoom]

That's a blatant lie, Mr. Strider.

Anyways, who says they're from you?

[givehead]

I don't lie.

Who else would they be from?

[natzoom]

You are very liberal with your interpretations. Better?

Someone. Anyone. I know people here.

[givehead]

Better.

Sure, you know people. But would you sleep with everyone and anyone you knew?

[natzoom]

I might!

[That's a no.]

i

[evilish]

I always struggle with naming them in a matching way or naming them in a way that suits their individual personalities.

it's a lot of pressure.

[natzoom]

The names arent too tricky for me. I named the last one I met "Nyanko".

[..."meow". He named it "meow".]

[evilish]

I named the one by our school Meowser. Like Bowser but if he were a cat :)

(In other words he's dorky enough to think Nyanko is perfect.)

[natzoom]

[That is...so cute that Natsume has to set down his Relic and pace around for a moment.]

That's a really good name.

[evilish]

Right? He was very fat and perfect. I loved him.

(All cats were good cats in his humble opinion.)

Nyanko is good too. i don't think there is such thing as a bad cat name.

[natzoom]

I've always named them things like "Blackie" or "Spot", since I was small. Not terribly creative, but they were usually neighborhood cats, so I figured it didn't count it they weren't really mine.

"Nyanko-sensei". That's his full name. Sort of silly.

[evilish]

Borrowed names for borrowed cats. they work well. I did the same with my neighborhood cats. it was always an honor if I got to find out their real names. I made a game out of it. like, their borrowed name was a secret code name or something.

I guess that's silly too.

Nyanko-sensei sounds like a formidable gentleman. distinguished. not silly at all.

[natzoom]

I don't think so. It sounds fun. Did you ever have any of your own?

He's an alcoholic. [......what.] But he'd like to think he's distinguished. Also very big and fat and lazy.

iii

[phantomthot]

I was going to come get them back! However, I wasn't responsible for the beer cans.

[natzoom]

It's too late, now, I've already named them.

The kittens, not the beer cans.

[phantomthot]

I demand joint custody rights!

I would have been kind of alarmed if you'd named the beer cans.

[natzoom]

I might permit that, if you bring kitten food. They're hungry and I don't have any.

No, I have no emotional attachment to garbage.

[phantomthot]

Aww! Poor little babies! I'll go buy kitten food and maybe a couple of cans of the kitten milk and be right over!

A teammate of mine back home does. Granted, he can eat through pure inertron, but that's no reason to clutter up his quarters.

[natzoom]

They seemed cold, so they're inside my shirt right now. [Yes, all six of them.]

I'm not sure what inertron is, but regardless being tidy should probably be a higher priority.

[phantomthot]

Aww! So cute! I want pictures!

Well, yeah, but he claims that they're all snacks for later. Ridiculous.

And I'm going to go ahead and buy both the canned kitten food and the little nuggets, but the good ones which are mostly meat.