Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[yilingdaddy]

When I got a really bad punishment I was told to go meditate in the Cold Springs. IT WAS FREEZING. LITERALLY FREEZING. I COULD SEE ICE FLOATING. I was told it was the fastest way to heal.

[overnightoaks]

Well, that doesn't sound fun at all...

[yilingdaddy]

It wasn't. So thank you for giving nice warm advice instead.

[overnightoaks]

I mean... I'm not a doctor, so maybe I'm wrong and ice would be good? But I always thought that ice/cold was better for slowing blood flow, and heat for increasing it.

[yilingdaddy]

Well...the Cold Spring did help...I stopped hurting after I warmed up again...But it still wasn't fun!

[overnightoaks]

Where was this? Not here, right?

[yilingdaddy]

Oh, no. It's been years. I was visiting another sect and broke some of their stupid rules so got punished.

[overnightoaks]

Come to think of it, I have seen an ice bath before! They had one in the locker room at the Balls Deep coliseum.

[yilingdaddy]

That

Uh

Is that here?

[overnightoaks]

Oh, no. That was in the Forgotten Realms.

[yilingdaddy]

Too bad.

[overnightoaks]

Are you a sports fan, Wuxian?

[yilingdaddy]

That didn't translate well...Do you mean the Arts? Archery, swordplay, music?

[overnightoaks]

Archery is a sport! And so is fencing, so swordplay could count too.
Do they not have team sports where you come from?

[yilingdaddy]

We have competitions to make sure everyone who plans to Night Hunt is ready and able, as well as for status and respect.

[overnightoaks]

Well, team sports are sort of like that! People engaging in athletic competitions, and the winners do get a certain amount of status and respect from their peers and their fans!

The Balls Deep coliseum was a place in the Forgotten Realms where one such game is played.

[yilingdaddy]

What game? And where did the name come from?

this is all 100% canon, this podcast is ridiculous

[overnightoaks]

The game used to be called "throw the ball, catch the ball, run it down the field," but I'm pretty sure that now, after we won the championship, it's officially been renamed "Glennbowl." The new name came from a friend of mine, actually! Glenn Close.

As for the name of the town... You know, I'm actually not sure?

/wheeeeeze

[yilingdaddy]

I can't tell if you're joking...if you're serious, that's truly awesome!

[overnightoaks]

I am being one hundred percent truthful with you!

[yilingdaddy]

Your home sounds fun!

[overnightoaks]

Oh, well, technically Earth is my home, not the Forgotten Realms. I am from there originally, but I don't consider it my home anymore.

But! We do have a very similar sport on Earth, called Football. It's just not as fun because you can't turn into an animal to fly the ball into the end zone.

[ Which is exactly what Henry did to win the Glennbowl tournament. ]

[yilingdaddy]

Then it's home, and it still sounds fun.

Can you turn into an animal? And here?

[ Becoming an animal is a very new thing for Wuxian! ]

[overnightoaks]

I sure can! I just won't be able to keep texting you if I do, because, well
Most animals don't have thumbs.

[yilingdaddy]

Then we should meet up some time. I'd love to see!