Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[yilingdaddy]

Too bad.

[overnightoaks]

Are you a sports fan, Wuxian?

[yilingdaddy]

That didn't translate well...Do you mean the Arts? Archery, swordplay, music?

[overnightoaks]

Archery is a sport! And so is fencing, so swordplay could count too.
Do they not have team sports where you come from?

[yilingdaddy]

We have competitions to make sure everyone who plans to Night Hunt is ready and able, as well as for status and respect.

[overnightoaks]

Well, team sports are sort of like that! People engaging in athletic competitions, and the winners do get a certain amount of status and respect from their peers and their fans!

The Balls Deep coliseum was a place in the Forgotten Realms where one such game is played.

[yilingdaddy]

What game? And where did the name come from?

this is all 100% canon, this podcast is ridiculous

[overnightoaks]

The game used to be called "throw the ball, catch the ball, run it down the field," but I'm pretty sure that now, after we won the championship, it's officially been renamed "Glennbowl." The new name came from a friend of mine, actually! Glenn Close.

As for the name of the town... You know, I'm actually not sure?

/wheeeeeze

[yilingdaddy]

I can't tell if you're joking...if you're serious, that's truly awesome!

[overnightoaks]

I am being one hundred percent truthful with you!

[yilingdaddy]

Your home sounds fun!

[overnightoaks]

Oh, well, technically Earth is my home, not the Forgotten Realms. I am from there originally, but I don't consider it my home anymore.

But! We do have a very similar sport on Earth, called Football. It's just not as fun because you can't turn into an animal to fly the ball into the end zone.

[ Which is exactly what Henry did to win the Glennbowl tournament. ]

[yilingdaddy]

Then it's home, and it still sounds fun.

Can you turn into an animal? And here?

[ Becoming an animal is a very new thing for Wuxian! ]

[overnightoaks]

I sure can! I just won't be able to keep texting you if I do, because, well
Most animals don't have thumbs.

[yilingdaddy]

Then we should meet up some time. I'd love to see!

[overnightoaks]

You got it! Do you have any requests? I can wild shape into pretty much any animal, as long as it's something I've seen before.

[yilingdaddy]

What's your favorite shape?

[overnightoaks]

You know, no one's ever asked me that before! I'm not really sure...

I do do bear a lot, but I've kind of got complicated feelings about that one.

[ Given that Bear is the name of his abusive, cult leader dad. ]

Wombat is always fun! And useful, too.

[yilingdaddy]

I tend to ask strange questions.

Bear? ...Wombat...? Could I see both?

[overnightoaks]

Sure, but probably not any more than that. I can only do it twice a day.

[yilingdaddy]

!! I'm not asking for it all at once! I don't want to tire you out, that wouldn't be nice.

[overnightoaks]

Oh! Well, thank you, that's very nice of you. In that case, we can start with bear and wombat the next time we see each other, and then do other animals another time.

Though... My wild shape behaves a little weird, here...

[yilingdaddy]

Qi exhaustion isn't a good idea. I figure even if you don't use qi, whatever you do use behaves roughly the same. And we don't know what will be expected of us here, so it's best if you can keep one transformation as a backup each day.

Weird how?

[overnightoaks]

It's not exactly like qi, but it's similar enough that the same principle applies. You're right, I should conserve my magic just in case I need it for an emergency.

Qi, though... Are you a monk?

Well, ever since I've got here, I've had these wings. Even when I'm human. And whenever I try to wild shape into an animal form, I keep the wings. Even if the animal I'm taking the shape of doesn't normally have wings. So I would be a bear with wings, or a wombat with wings.

[yilingdaddy]

I'm a cultivator. We work with qi to form golden cores. The stronger our core, the better able to put ghosts and beasts to rest so they stop bothering ordinary people. That involves a lot of meditation, honing one's body and mind. Each sect has their specialties and secrets, but generally speaking we all study the arts to help us with our cores.

[ Never mind the fact he doesn't even have a core anymore but shhhh ]

Wings are useful! Are they strong enough to fly with in each form you take?