Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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nagito komaeda | murder bear series

[suchluck]

( 1 ) Thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was alone stuck in a ditch or not! The fact that you checked on me at all is really too kind.

( 2 ) The fog machine set off the whole complex's fire alarm. Pretty terrible luck, huh?

( 3 ) If it brings you closer to hope, I'll gladly twerk for a plate of scrambled eggs!

( 4 ) You said you'd crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious. There's no way I could leave you alone in that state.

( 5 ) I don't remember promising that I wouldn't be a shit show...

4

[violetlies]

Obviously you couldn't. I would've been really mad if you did.

That having been said, where've you gone off to? I just woke up. And you're gone.

[suchluck]

Earning the ire of someone so full of hope? Any emotion from you is more than I deserve. The fact that you even bother looking in my direction is amazing. Being able to watch you sleep was something beautiful. Seeing kinetic hope transition into potential hope... I really am pretty lucky.

Haha, but my rambling messages must disgust you! So I'll be simple from now on.

It'd be pretty irresponsible for you not to have any food, so I went to find something for you to eat.

[violetlies]

[Kokichi is just tiredly staring at his phone for the first half of this message, his eyes glazed over. He's furrowing his brow. Why did he pick up this weirdo. Why. Why was his life this way.

But at least Nagito catches on fast.]

yeah I was starting to feel ill with the big hoperant this early in the morning. I may be emitting strong hope vibes but brain sleeby

you're thinking ahead though so good boy. you get praise. i want it to be sweet stuff too. my body is 50/50 sugar/lies its a fact.

[No it isn't.]

[suchluck]

Praise isn't something I require. All I really want is for your hope to be as bright as it can be. Whether that mean helping you plan a murder or creating a tasty breakfast, it doesn't matter to me.

[violetlies]

[That next message leaves Kokichi smoothing his brow.

You know, it'd be fine if this were a normal relationship with dom/sub dynamics but even that gets thrown violently out the window.]

then you're doing that, congratulations
or not congratulations whatever
stinku

the murder thing is bad though.
don't consider that.

[suchluck]

I suppose you're right.

The best way for your hope to reach its full potential is for your organization to grow as large as possible.

Maybe I can recruit some people from the grocery store while I'm here? It'd be pretty useful of me.

Maybe you should look into creating flyers. It would help spread the word faster than word of mouth alone.

[violetlies]

i'm always right

[And now he's--mrrrph.]

good in concept, flawed in practice, stinku

my organization is secret. so secret you don't know the inner workings of it, even, and i've let you sleep with me. if you're going to recruit then it can't just be randos. they have to be someone i can put an inkling of trust into.

[This 'I intend to rebuild' ruse at least comes easily to him.]

3

[biass]

what the fuck is twerking?

[suchluck]

I’m pretty sure it’s a form of dancing?

Could it be that you’re even less cultured than I am? That’s pretty impressive!

[biass]

it's n0t that impressive if this is s0me stupid human thing

dancing is lame anyway

[suchluck]

You’re not someone who sees the hope in humanity, it seems. How disappointing.

Since I doubt I’d be able to convince you, why don’t you tell me what you consider less lame?

[biass]

well yea. humanity was a literal mistake.

than dancing? music, i guess.

[suchluck]

To think that even from the ashes of such a disaster, talent can be found. And we’re here to witness it? That’s pretty spectacular when you think about it.

You guess? You don’t seem like the type of person to have hard opinions on things.

2

[forced_error]

Yeah. Wasn't your talent supposed to be luck? What were you even doing with a fog machine in the first place?

[suchluck]

It’s ironic, isn’t it? At least on my way out the door, I found a pretty cute dog standing in the doorway.

So I’m pretty lucky! She’s very cute! I hope she doesn’t mind having a trashy person like me for a caretaker while I find her owner.

And the fog machine? I was asked to bring it.

[forced_error]

First off, don't call yourself that. It's not like you're some murderer like me.

And even if you were, I don't think dogs have too much of a concept of trashy people. Just mean and nice ones. They're full of too much love to discriminate.

[Ryoma could've figured he was asked to bring it. The guy rarely did anything extra for his own sake from what he could tell. It was kind of unnerving almost.]

Well I figured that, but why? Was there a party or something? Not sure why someone would need a fog machine is all.

[suchluck]

( the fact that komaeda knows just how untrue that is makes him sigh even harder from his side of the world. )

That's the spirit of an Ultimate, isn't it? Believing that someone like me could ever be better than you. Is that your optimism? Your faith in humanity?

I wish I could be honored by that. Instead, I just feel pretty lowly in comparison. But my feelings aren't something you need to take into consideration. I shouldn't be more than a blip on your radar of hope.

The fog machine was needed for an escape route.

[forced_error]

Pretty sure I told you I'm not an Ultimate. Has Kokichi been talking about me or something?

Whatever.

If it's hope you care about, I was the least hopeful of the bunch. I doubt he mentioned that little detail. Can't say I'm optimistic about much. I'm more of a realist. Don't think I've got too much faith in humanity having seen what prison is like, either.

[He wondered though, if that was really true. He was a little hopeful in his own way. Wanting to die- offering his life to buy the others time to escape...but that was still an excuse, wasn't it? It was made perfectly clear he had nothing to live for, and he crumbled.]

An escape route? For what?

[... his fog machine story keeps getting shadier. Sounds like he was an accomplice in some crime or another.]

2

[evoked]

Oh, was that what that noise was?

[suchluck]

Did I disturb you, Minato-kun? That wasn't my intention at all.

Hopefully you weren't being interrupted during something terribly important.

[evoked]

Just sleeping. So important to me but not to most people.

[suchluck]

With the alarm gone, couldn't you go to sleep now? Unless you're having trouble with that...

Should I read you a bedtime story? Or maybe I could sing something to you, though I'd be the first to admit that my abilities as a singer are pretty non-existent.

[evoked]

Yes. You should read me a bedtime story.

3

[stygios]

That actually takes me further away from hope.