Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Henry Oak | Dungeons & Daddies

[overnightoaks]

1. Good luck with your interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love Dad.
   
   
2. Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
   
   
3. You refused to come out of the bathroom until I asked you in Spanish
   
   
4. Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
   
   
5. I kind of feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
   
   
6. text him!
   

3.

[mychance]

It was German!

Do you even know one language from another?!

[overnightoaks]

Was it? Oh, I'm sorry! My wife would be so mad at me if she heard I mixed up Spanish and German...

I don't even know how to say, "please come out of the bathroom" in German!!

[mychance]

Bitte kommen Sie aus dem Badezimmer! Even a child knows that!

Do I have to teach you everything?! Say good morning to me!

[overnightoaks]

Mára rë?

OH NO WAIT, THAT'S ELVISH, ISN'T IT???

[mychance]

Guten Morgen!!!

What kind of an adult are you?!? What the hell is an elf????

5

[forkingethical]

I got hit by a bunch of shopping carts and died so suck it up buttercup ur doing fine

[overnightoaks]

Aw, geez, is that really how you died? That sounds awful!

[forkingethical]

yeah and a bunch of demons had a March madness bracket for stupidest human death

I got second place

[overnightoaks]

Yeah, that does sound like something the demons I know would do.

I hate to ask what kind of death won first...

[forkingethical]

guy from the 30s pissed on a electrical something or other and now they call him thunder stream

2

[gravity_grrl]

Okay I totally read that wrong, I thought you were googling famous 'vaginas'. Which is probably a much more exciting google search....

[overnightoaks]

OH, NO, DEFINITELY NOT THAT!
I am a happily married man!

[ Never mind the fact that he and Mercedes have an open relationship... ]

[gravity_grrl]

Happily married men still look at pictures of vaginas, it's called porn darlin.

[overnightoaks]

Okay. Yes. Well.
I wouldn't go around texting people I've only just met about my porn searches.

[gravity_grrl]

Why not? It sure would be a good way to get to know someone pretty quick.

2

[evoked]

Who's on the list so far?

[overnightoaks]

The top results I got are
Alicia Silverstone
Joaquin Phoenix
Woody Harrelson
and Moby!

[evoked]

Are you also vegan?

[overnightoaks]

Yes, I am! That's the reason for my curiosity.

[evoked]

I see. I love burgers too much to join you, unfortunately...

2.

[whatsmydestiny]

What's a vegan?

[overnightoaks]

A vegan is someone who practices veganism, which is a dietary lifestyle where you don't eat any animal products! So no meat, eggs, dairy, or honey, etc.

[whatsmydestiny]

[she is a Fereldan, so that sounds nightmarish. she tries to come up with a way of asking about it without seeming rude and the best she can do is]

On purpose?

[overnightoaks]

Yes! It's much healthier for you than eating processed meat and dairy!