Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia

[defendure]

1. Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.

2. sorry about calling you the devil all night.

3. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

4. Friends don't let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning.

5. It felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

6. This house was built for laser tag.

7. i just made an omelet with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets

8. I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.

9. I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm drunk.

10. So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

10

[moondregs]

Nobody bought me so I guess it could have been worse.

You’re not allowed to drink anymore.

[defendure]

I just think you're really cool and wanted everyone to know?

[moondregs]

You think I’m cool? Why?

[defendure]

You're really nice and smart!

4

[the_little_knight]

It's okay if you warn them?

[defendure]

Well, I was thinking more you should stop other people from throwing flaming batons at them?

[the_little_knight]

Oh that makes a lot more sense :)

[defendure]

Were you planning on throwing a baton at someone...?

8.

[overnightoaks]

Well, at least Hawaiian Punch is vegan...

But is everything okay, there, pal?

[defendure]

It is possible I am behind on dishes?

[overnightoaks]

Oh, is that all? I was worried there was some kind of existential dread reasoning behind the sippy cup choice.

[defendure]

Oh, no! I mean, I just bought it because it's got a character I like on it. They don't make as many adult cups with cool characters on them as they should.

7

[blondshell]

This is exactly why I don't allow you in the kitchen

[defendure]

To be fair we are out of groceries :(

[blondshell]

that's a terrible excuse and you know it. you could have just texted me and I would have gone and gotten you things

[defendure]

Well it wasn't very filling if you still want to feed me.

2

[mirrorvisitor]

It's alright. I wasn't quite sure what you meant by a 'devil' anyhow.

[defendure]

I believe I was objecting to the amazing snacks you introduced me to? Because now I will forever want to eat them.

[mirrorvisitor]

Oh, the cream puffs? Did they turn out that good?

[defendure]

If you animated one I would probably marry it. And then be confined for eating my spouse.

[ ...SO, YES, ]

1.

[phantomthot]

I don't see what's so strange about that.

[defendure]

I just love her so much

[phantomthot]

Aww! That's so cute! Do you have any pictures of her?

[defendure]

About a million, if you're willing to see them?