Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Comments

Kyle Broflovski | South Park (aged)

[kyley_b]

1. between the hair pulling and the choking it's its more like combat than sex.

2. the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.

3. i accidently shit my pants. so i tried to throw my underwear in the lake, but they floated. so in the middle of the night, i got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. next time, I just won't shit myself.

4. It's my birthday, i plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.

5. wildcard party

1 duh

[givehead]

Is that what it is? Here I thought you were just kinky.

[kyley_b]

i mean
i didn't say that WASN'T kinky.

[givehead]

Fair enough. So are you going to cry about how it was the lightning too or are we doing it again?

(It was fun!)

[kyley_b]

dude some people are legit upset and their reasons ARE valid.

i'm not gonna cry about it, no. i'm an adult.

[givehead]

One sensitive guy is upset about it because he is attracted to me. That's not my problem.

So you admit. It's dumb to cry about it. Also, I do not see you saying no to a second time.

[kyley_b]

it's more than that.
dirk, you have to admit that it is a little bit like taking home someone who is hella drunk while you are sober. someone young, too.

no, i said I'M not going to cry, not that crying is dumb.
i'm not sure how i feel about a second time.

[givehead]

It's not that comparable. Logically speaking this place influences us to reach our potential by tapping into parts of ourselves that we may be struggling with. Who is to say that doesn't have to be a sexual thing?

Would this dude have been pissed if he slept with someone else? Who fucking knows. It doesn't even matter.

Whatever. Don't beg me for a dicking down next time you're caught in a tough spot then.

[kyley_b]

okay that is actually a really interesting thought. sex does tend to be a hangup for a lot of people.

maybe, but the fact that it was you i think hit some particular nerves. look, i'm not saying you're a bad person, just that it's understandable he's upset.

oh don't be a little bitch, dirk, it's not because of you, ok? you were great. it's because i'm embarrassed.

4

[biass]

s0.

this is just g0ing t0 be 0ur relati0nship n0w. unnecessarily telling each 0ther ab0ut 0ur stupid sexual plans.

d0 y0u need a bucket

[kyley_b]

you started it, dude.

nah humans don't produce that much semen.

[biass]

i really did. i can't even be mad.

that's s0 lame. i can't believe my stupid friends want t0 sleep with any 0f y0u.

(Sollux...)

n0 0ffense.

[kyley_b]

you really can't. :)

sorry. is it common, tho? trolls/humans.

[biass]

fine. i will hum0r y0ur perversi0ns.

n0t really. but then again, there were 0nly s0 many 0f us and s0 many 0f y0u. far less 0f y0u s0 it's n0t as if r0mantic 0pti0ns were in abundance 0r whatever.

i guess it isn't a bad thing it's just c0mplex

[kyley_b]

it's not THAT perverted, jesus.

ok, fair.

i imagine the cultural differences are pretty vast. also possibly genitals, but that's never stopped humankind before.

[biass]

tr0lls d0n't exactly masturbate s0 it s0unds really dirty tw0 me. fuck. *t0

humans seem t0 be very inflexible, dry, and delicate.

y0ur kind are really h0rny
l0l
n0t literally like tr0lls
but sexually

[kyley_b]

oh jeez i'm sorry. it's not that weird for us.

i guess we are.

oh. yeah. by human standards i'm not that bad!

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[defendure]

Is something wrong??

[kyley_b]

besides my being drunk alone in a treehouse?

[defendure]

Well yes I was more wondering what brought you to that point?

[kyley_b]

trying to come to terms with my life choices.

hey are you a bunny or a cat or a hedgehog or anything?

[defendure]

I have often been compared to a bunny but I'm not actually one?

[kyley_b]

ok just checking. there's a lot of cute animal people around.

[defendure]

Oh are you one of them?

[kyley_b]

no. not even a little.