Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Minato Arisato | Persona 3

[evoked]

1. In the last six hours I have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and alphabetized my cheerios. If that isn't productivity then I don't know what is.

2. In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.

3. I'm not going to drink any more, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there.

4. I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.

5. At one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are.

8. I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

9. You stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'. Personally I was rooting for you.

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

9

[the_little_knight]

Roombas have feelings too

[evoked]

Did you make it to a new life with the roomba?

[the_little_knight]

.....I returned it to them

[evoked]

Perhaps that is where the roomba will be happiest.

[the_little_knight]

it belongs in its home

[evoked]

Maybe you can get one of your own someday?

4.

[natzoom]

And I'm going to win.

[evoked]

Is it possible to win a never-ending battle?

[natzoom]

If you outlast your opponent, surely.

[evoked]

Slow and steady wins the race...

7

[violetlies]

Do you need help in your busting escapades, Arisato-chan?

Given all the weird things here, I'm willing to fathom ghosts may be an actual problem. And I'm willing to assist. I've got training and eeeeeverything.

[No he doesn't.]

[evoked]

I certainly wouldn't turn down a hand. I would like to sleep sometime tonight.

[violetlies]

Da-da-da-daaaa~! The training was a lie but I'll help anyway! I've seen movies!

[that totally counts and he would've rolled with any excuse to come over anyway]

So what kind of paranormal activity are we looking at? I'm on my way and I've got a vacuum. Ghosts fucking hate those but I wanna know how volatile these ones are.

[evoked]

A lot of opening and slamming doors and windows. Among some other things.

[violetlies]

Whoa. That does sound serious.

Okay I went back and also got a jar. If there's more than one though we may need to find more jars.

[evoked]

How do they get put in the jars?

[violetlies]

It's simple! I suck 'em up with the vacuum. And then I flip the switch, it blows out, pop, right into the jar.

Then we can sell it to a renegade real estate agent who...

...Well, homes are free here.
So maybe we just give it to someone we don't like. Or someone who likes ghosts. There's a little niche for everyone.

4.

[phantomthot]

Isn't that a win/win scenario? Lots of cute cats for everyone!

[evoked]

True. It's not a war I think it's bad to lose.

[phantomthot]

In that war, there's no losing. Only winning. For example: Ceiling Cat asking the really important questions.

[evoked]

Perhaps Ceiling Cat is our new god?

[phantomthot]

Maybe? There seem to be a lot of those little cat people, maybe she's their god, too? I can think of far worse options, at least with cats we know that we're their playthings.

[evoked]

Honestly that's true even if they aren't our god.

[phantomthot]

That's true! They are fluffy little tyrants and I love them for it. I want to find a cat to adopt, but I'm not sure where to ask.