Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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Vax'ildan Vessar | Critical Role

[foundpurpose]

1. It is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the body.
2. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog. I don't even know what that is!
3. If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so.
4. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my bad smell like a basilisk died in it.
5. You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
6. Text him.

1.

[overnightoaks]

That sounds concerningly like something one of my sons would say... What are you planning to do?

[foundpurpose]

Oh, you know. Take the largest bread roll I can find. Cut it in half and fill it either whatever strikes me. Then eat all of it in one go. See what happens.

[overnightoaks]

That sounds like a good way to get a tummy ache... What brought on this desire for carb overload?

[foundpurpose]

Oh, you know. You get a bet handed to you and sometimes you think, why not. I'm really drunk and it should be fine. Maybe.

2

[defendure]

Someone very thirsty? It's a themed holiday drink. Often alcoholic?

[foundpurpose]

Okay. I’m assuming eggs are part of it. But what’s nog?

[defendure]

It's a strong type of ale, or used to be. Eggnog is traditionally alcoholic!

[foundpurpose]

Not sure I'd find eggs in my ale appealing. But, I'll try anything once. Or is there more to it than that?

3

[mirrorvisitor]

Of course you are?

[She's quite confused now??]

[foundpurpose]

Just saying I have a basic right to it. Not that I’m going for that. But the right to decide is there.

[mirrorvisitor]

Well yes ... but I certainly didn't intend on stopping you.

Unless you want me to stop you?

[Was this one of those "I need a pretext" situation she never was very clever at?]

[foundpurpose]

I actually have no idea why I said it. Hello, I'm Vax'ildan.

1

[usedhuntersmark]

You know, I haven't called you Skinny in a long time, dear brother, but I'm sure that I can think of other things to address you as if you keep this up.

Re: 1

[foundpurpose]

Oh, this is a one time thing that's sure to lead to disaster. They didn't say how long I had to take. Just I had to eat the whole thing. What are you up to while I make this bad idea a reality?

[usedhuntersmark]

Yes, because that's a wonderful reason to do anything. But why only half a loaf? While you answer that and do this thing, I plan on getting rather drunk and hitting on the locals.

3 i'm sorry for this

[bardickwisdom]

Oh, I see how it is. So when you want to do it, it's okay.

When I do it, it's 'quit wasting time, Scanlan!' 'We've got things in the morning, Scanlan.' 'If you want to get railed by every lady and or gent in the brothel, we're leaving you here, Scanlan!'

Veeeeeeerrrry interesting.

I'm laughing

[foundpurpose]

Hey, let's not forget this is a rare night we have absolutely nothing to do tomorrow. That means it's fine for anyone to get railed. So, do as you please.

I wouldn't be doing it if that weren't the case.

[bardickwisdom]

Is it? I'm on short notice but that is a green light that you may end up regretting.

But I've got text evidence to say you agreed, so I'm going to take advantage of that.

[He's going to be a sleaze but he's at least honest about it.]

and just out of curiosity, have you got any companions planned for your activities, or?

You know I'm an excellent wingman if not. The best in any realm.

[Even this one, even if he's not certain where his footing is in this one yet. Being a familiar is weird and he's not sure if he likes it and he's not sure if his prospects like it, either, but he's trying to use it to his advantage as a tiny, overconfident, marginally-attractive in the right light man now with raccoon ears and a tail.]

5.

[theladyofhighever]

Congratulations?

[foundpurpose]

I mean, I did get a wonderful sight. So, I would say that fits.

[theladyofhighever]

Was Zevran the one in the chaps?
Please tell me it wasn't Zevran in the chaps.

2

[dontcallmebro]

Don't ask me. I dunno what that stuff is either.

[foundpurpose]

Maybe we should ask at one of the bars. They might be able to tell us more. They did report the theft!

[dontcallmebro]

Guess we could go and investigate then. Find out what this egg stuff is.

Do they offer a reward if we catch the thief?