Monthly Texts From Last Night Meme

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen

[moondregs]

1. If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.

2. Sick of people trying to feed me carrots and/or pet me.

3. No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

4. A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry.

5. And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions I'll kill you.

6. Wildcard! Does anyone ever choose this?

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[kyley_b]

ok but what movie?

[moondregs]

Usually when I feel like this I watch the first three Scary Movie films. But we can watch something else if you want.

[kyley_b]

no that's fine. i like terrible comedy.

[moondregs]

I can understand it’s not everyone’s taste, it’s almost a comfort thing at this point.

I’ll have soda and snacks. Is popcorn fine or do you like something else?

[kyley_b]

dude i still watch terrance and phillip and that show is like 98% farting.

that's fine! i'll bring some stuff too. you like chocolate? or will that kill you now that you're part bunny?

[moondregs]

I have only really wanted to eat things rabbits eat and the Internet says rabbits can’t have chocolate so maybe it’s best not to risk it.

[kyley_b]

yeah i don't want you to get sick.

k popcorn and like, maybe some dried fruit then.

4

[givehead]

But dude, my dick is objectively amazing.

[moondregs]

I’ve seen it before. I’m over it.

[givehead]

[moondregs]

And your memes are old too.

[givehead]

I'm from the post-apocalypse a few thousand years into the future, babe. Everything is old to me.

[moondregs]

That doesn’t make sense. Shouldn’t you have future memes that would be totally new to me?

2.

[overnightoaks]

I can see how nonconsensual petting could be annoying, but I actually really like carrots! They're great on the grill as an alternative to a hot dog!

[moondregs]

When it’s all you’re ever offered it gets old quick. I like other things.

[overnightoaks]

Oh, yeah, I can imagine.

Well, as soon as I get up and running in a place with a good enough kitchen, you're welcome to come by for a nice vegan dinner! I can promise to avoid carrots just for you.

[moondregs]

I don’t mind a little if I can get other stuff with it.

You’ll really do that? Do you normally just eat vegan?

[overnightoaks]

I do! I have my whole life. And I'm a pretty good cook, if I do say so myself.

[moondregs]

I wasn’t until I came here and the rabbit traits started. I didn’t eat red meat very often but my favorite dish did have crab in it. I don’t even crave it anymore.

5

[stygios]

Make it a mutual pact and it's a deal.

[moondregs]

I don’t gossip, so sure.

[stygios]

We can throw in occasionally nodding to one another at parties being the maximum amount of social contact needed.

[moondregs]

I don’t even go to parties.

[stygios]

That's even better.