TFLN, November 2023

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. This study room smells like vodka.

2. So where did all these finger paintings on my bedroom wall come from?

3. Are you dead? Type Y for yes or N for no.

4. That can be our Thanksgiving: vodka and cornbread.

5. I'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet.

6. text her!

3

[brokeassgoing]

h

wanderer | genshin impact | familiar

[sesto]

1. Let the record show that I hate your ass.

2. Consume your own penis you ugly freak.

3. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

4. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

5. About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.

6. You left me a note that said "Folkmore is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.

7. [Text him!]

4.

[10billionpercent]

I'm not dead, but he also said he's a liar, so I'm rolling the dice I guess.

ezra bridger | star wars | familiar

[lothal]

1. yes. being a lesbian's wingman is as fun as it sounds
2. some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. do i shave?
3. i got outsmarted by a door tonight. twice.
4. i've hidden myself in your house come find me in the morning

3

[bossyboiler]

The old push when you should have pulled bit?

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang.

2. Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.

3. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises.

4. I made that whipped coffee shit today. Took six pouches of instant espresso.

5. Misfire/Text her.

1

[fogsong]

Want me to call with an emergency? I've seen it work in movies!

steven grant | mcu | legend

[spktr]

1. Let me clear the air: I am always ready to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel plans to go to the aquarium. The siren song of the natural history museum haunts me. I’m thinking about botanical gardens as we speak.

2. Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week

3. I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.

4. do not underestimate my ability to overthink and make myself physically ill

5. (text him first!)

[da_champion]

... do you think if I turn into a bear at the zoo they'll think one escaped?

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill | Familiar

[fogsong]

1. FYI, dream you is a dick.

2. Just binge watched My Little Pony. Pretty sure my cutie mark would be a middle finger. 🖕

3. I think a slime Spirit took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(

4. Where the fuck does all our trash go? I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since last night.

5. I'm drunk and I think the catbus is following me. If I die, you knwo the culprit and I'm going to need you to avenge me!

5

[subject_013]

I think I'm one of the few people who'd willingly take on the catbus, and much less be able to take on the catbus singlehandedly and unarmed.

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel (familiar)

[doesntsing]

1. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

2. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

3. My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car.

4. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

5. For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers, Imogene.

6. He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

7. Text her.

4

[bossyboiler]

How thin was that veneer to begin with?

Peter Parker | MCU CRAU | Legend

[heyunderoos]

1. it is time to test the effects of two halves a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

2. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

3. please don't ironically join a cult

4. i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing,, eeugh. why do people do this

5. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." I need more explanation that that, like immediately?? Hello??? Do not leave me on read!

1

[cursedwords]

How'd it go?

Demyx | Kingdom Hearts | Familiar

[melodiouspacifist]

1. Let the record show, I hate your ass.

2. If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.

3. I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms or if I'm hungover.

4. Dude, I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me. I don't have a dog!

5. Everything is scary. I hate being an adult. I hate responsibility.

6. Text him.

5

[scienceofthearcane]

Unfortunately that is the price for living too long.

Dion Lesage | FFXVI | TDM/Legend

[dragoonoflight]

1. I'm done. Goodbye veneer of class and dignity, it was nice knowing you.

2. I just made myself three peanut butter sandwiches because I cannot cook.

3. I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that. I'm sorry.

4. I'm drunk and I don't know where I am. There's a statue of some hybrid creature, if that helps.

5. Text him!

1

[draculaintraining]

Dare I ask what happened?

Toge Inumaki | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[cursedwords]

1. Have you actually looked at the Corn Flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.

2. We made a blanket fort in my apartment.

3. Talk shit all you want, but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal pizza cutter. Fuck with me, I dare you!

4. I get so pissed when I need to make fun of something and you're not here.

5. That would involve putting clothes on, and I don't think I can face that right now.

6. Text him.

2.

[tooawesome]

Is it still up? I want to join you!

Dr. Senku Ishigami | Dr. STONE | Legend

[10billionpercent]

1. You went on the date? The pick up line was 'I'm not a serial killer', and you went on the date??

2. I need advice on how to say 'fuck you, go to hell', politely.

3. I wasn't trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun when he started flirting with me.

4. Like how do you live your life never having made grilled cheese?

5. He wanted me to solve the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.

6. Text him.

2.

[necrosavior]

Per my last message...

Vash the Stampede | Trigun Stampede | Legend

[huntedtyphoon]

1. Don't get me wrong - I love silver, I love bracelets - but handcuffs are not a good look on me.

2. Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just push a button and be drunk.

3. What was I thinking, eating an entire tub of potato salad? My stomach...

4. They were shocked I could handle my liquor so well. I'm from Noman's Land. Drinking is all we do.

5. Instead of being an intelligent and mature person and dealing with my feelings, I decided to get hammered.

6. Text him.

5.

[nomansundertaker]

You recognized and acknowledged you had feelings. Sounds pretty intelligent and mature to me.

Prompto Argentum | Final Fantasy XV | Familiar

[promeranian]

1. You drank for nine hours and didn't eat. Nothing good was gonna come from that.

2. What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned.

3. It's the perfect sandwich. Once you find it, you'll want to ensure future access to it.

4. My life is far too together for someone who's such a mess inside.

5. Look. I need your help, not your judgement.

6. Text him.

1

[ironypoisoned]

9 hours is a bit of an exaggeration. It was 8 and some change.

pepper potts — mcu (circa iron man 2) — legend

[productively]

1. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!" ... I have so many questions and I'm also not sure if I want any of them answered.

2. How dare you suggest that my pole dancing class is anything less than a journey of empowerment and connection between body and mind?

3. I don't need motivational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

4. Why does my hair have Beggin' Strips braided into it now.

or wildcard; [ it is probably safe to assume the majority of these would be misfires ]

2

[ironypoisoned]

It's not that your pole dancing class isn't... All that. It's just that ALSO happens to be an appealing mental image.

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D | Legend

[whowillmourn]

1. I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.

2. I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too high to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. Text him!

5

[huntedtyphoon]

I don't remember that, hey I leave great voicemails!

[ About love and peace and cute animals and plants. ]

Tsukasa Shishio | Dr. STONE | Familiar

[ultimateknight]

1. I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.

2. At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil

3. Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

4. Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.

5. Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people

6. Text him.

1.

[10billionpercent]

Only if we watch a documentary.

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine | Myth

[nonbinarystar]

1. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe

2. your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

3. Just had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.

4. Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday. Clarify.

6. Text him.

2

[promeranian]

If that's not ominous, I don't know what is.

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine | Familiar

[punderworldgod]

1. I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom

2. Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.

3. So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.

4. It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.

5. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

6. Text him.

4

[cursedwords]

Do I want to ask what 'it' is?

Alluka Zoldyck & Nanika | Hunter x Hunter | Familiar

[tooawesome]

1. You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.

2. I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.

3. You're not bothering me. I was just confused.

4. I'd wear matching sweaters with you

5. Just bedazzled a mug, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.

6. Text her.

Steve Rogers | What If? flavor | Legend

[mightysmall]

1. Is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
2. The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
3. I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
4. text him.

3

[counterstep]

in my defense, I did tell you to put the razor down multiple times

Matt Murdock | Marvel TV | (would be) Myth

[sine_metu]

1. I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls.
2. And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
3. Just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red balloons".... you need to work on your German.
4. text him!

1

[counterstep]

"and then those dumbasses thought it'd be cool to join trivia night at the place next door, forgetting entirely that they were pub crawling and that trivia is for nerds with nothing better to do with their lives."

I'm sure someone would still listen to that podcast, sure

Matthew | The Sandman | Famiar

[astheravenflies]

1. Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

2. You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quiet and started chanting quack..quack...quack..


3. he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

4. just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

4

[counterstep]

better than waking up being crushed by some child belly flopping onto them, I guess

Viktor | Arcane | Myth

[scienceofthearcane]

1. A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while hooked up to to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

2. The professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.

3. there was a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

4. You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.

1

[counterstep]

what



I am concerned

Soma Cruz | Castlevania Aria/Dawn of Sorrow | TDM/Familiar

[draculaintraining]

1.) I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking her neck saying she tasted like soap and truffles.

2.) When the paramedic asked him how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

3.) Please don't ironically join a cult.

4.) Text him!

3

[fogsong]

What if it's so I can destroy it from the inside?