TFLN, November 2023

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Peter Parker | MCU CRAU | Legend

[heyunderoos]

1. it is time to test the effects of two halves a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

2. Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.

3. please don't ironically join a cult

4. i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing,, eeugh. why do people do this

5. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." I need more explanation that that, like immediately?? Hello??? Do not leave me on read!

1

[cursedwords]

How'd it go?

[heyunderoos]

I'm full, but not sure if its full of regret.

[cursedwords]

At least it didn't come back up?

[heyunderoos]

Gonna have to wait to see how long that lasts tbh

[cursedwords]

Ooooh good luck with that. That's the real battle. If you win, that's when it counts.

[heyunderoos]

If I die, at least my boyfriend gets the apartment.

[cursedwords]

I think if I die my boyfriend might starve to death. RIP Yuta.

5

[ironypoisoned]

Pretty simple: The Earth is blowing up. We need rosé and I'm all out. So bring some if you're swinging by.

[heyunderoos]

Mr. Stark, I am not bringing you rosé, I think we need to prioritize other things???

2

[mightysmall]

I know! It's so anti-Christmas.

[heyunderoos]

I'm not really a christmas guy, but even i can tell this is weird and not christmas-y.

[mightysmall]

Did he try to steal any alcohol with it?
Or was it just straight eggnog?

[heyunderoos]

Straight eggnog, like... a lot of it.

[mightysmall]

That's so weird!
Who does that?

[heyunderoos]

People who need a lot of help, I'd assume. The guy literally had his arms full of it, like couldn't carry anymore.

[mightysmall]

That's not a good way to steal either.
People notice arm fulls of eggnog.

[heyunderoos]

It's at least super easy to catch though, so, I'll take that much.

4

[counterstep]

imaginary cool points
peer pressure
depression
lack of self-preservation

[heyunderoos]

ngl, thought you were describing me for a second and putting me on blast.

but yes, all of that

3

[scienceofthearcane]

...how would that even work? Wouldn't that make it sincere? I didn't realize that joining a cult would be something you would do in the first place.

[heyunderoos]

Irony is apparently the pinnacle of expressing yourself, and now I have people who are ""ironically"" joining a cult for laughs. Which is so dumb and I feel like I'm going to lose my mind.

2

[culver]

Someone who wants to save others from having to drink it?

[heyunderoos]

I guess?? It feels counterproductive, because it's not stopping more eggnog from happening!

[culver]

No, but it's solving an immediate problem.