TFLN, November 2023

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[zacrifice]

Have you tried a laser pointer

[fogsong]

Great idea, Zack! Let me just pull a laser pointer out of my drunk ass!

[zacrifice]

look I'm not here to judge what you put in your ass, drunk or otherwise

[fogsong]

If you don't avenge me, Zachariah/Zackery MiddleName LastName, I am going to come back and punch you right in the face!

[zacrifice]

[sharon why this.]

sorry I don't know anyone by that name

[fogsong]

...gimme your full name.

[zacrifice]

six months later and she doesnt even know my name… I see how it is

[fogsong]

I know your fucking name! I just don't know your full government name! Like mine is Sharon Mae Da Silva!

[zacrifice]

oh, the mae is new

[lol]

it's zack fair

[fogsong]

I don't use my middle name.

...It's really just Zack Fair. Man, I really thought it was short for something else. Zachariah Faireth.

[zacrifice]

oh my god

can you imagine if I got married and she took my name and it was THAT

aerith faireth

[fogsong]

Uh. Yeah, that's probably the most amazing name I've ever heard. Aerith Faireth.

And, listen, if you changed your name just a little you could be Zackith! Zackith and Aerith Faireth!

[zacrifice]

that would be amazing for about ten minutes but then I'd have to introduce myself and that sounds like the worst thing ever

[fogsong]

If by 'worst thing ever' you mean 'best name ever' yeah, yeah, it does!

[zacrifice]

I'll be sure to let Aerith know of your grand plan

did the catbus eat you yet?

[fogsong]

[ Please experience the heartpounding terror of Sharon just forgetting to text him back for twenty minutes. ]

Ooops. Nope?

[zacrifice]

[wow, Sharon, he put his shoes on for you.]

reply faster next time!!

[fogsong]

I'm drunk don't yell at me I am doing my best!!

[zacrifice]

god ok

just tell me where you are I'll carry your drunk ass home

[fogsong]

really?? [ ...she totally wants a piggyback ride now, zack ]

[zacrifice]

really!!

[he can grant this wish for you, sharon]

[fogsong]

I'm right outside Elder Mother Station! Come get me!

[zacrifice]

ok try not to drunkenly vanish I'll be right there

[OH LAWD HE'S A-COMIN']

[fogsong]

I am Waiting!

[ And true to her word, Sharon is Waiting under a lamplight, occasionally glancing behind herself like the paranoid little bird she can be. Her cheeks are bright and flushed after a night of drunken shenanigans. She would very much like to Not Walk (because she got drunk at the Prancing Pony and tried to dodge her hungry golden-eyed pursuer and wound up going away from home rather than toward it).

When she spots him, she's shoots and arm up into the sky in the most enthusiastic wave known to mankind. There's a little wobble, don't worry, she's (mostly) good. ] Zack! My hero!

[zacrifice]

[He laughs and waves as he jogs over, taking in her tilted appearance and shaking his head. Good grief, what time is it...]

Easiest way I've ever gotten that title. How do you feel, are you gonna puke on my shoulder if I carry you?