TFLN, November 2023

[folkie]

Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau) | familiar

[culver]

1. This study room smells like vodka.

2. So where did all these finger paintings on my bedroom wall come from?

3. Are you dead? Type Y for yes or N for no.

4. That can be our Thanksgiving: vodka and cornbread.

5. I'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet.

6. text her!

3

[brokeassgoing]

h

screaming crying laughing

[culver]

That was not an option.

<3

[brokeassgoing]

p?

[culver]

Colder.

[brokeassgoing]

cmon dont be like that

[culver]

Fine, fine.

So, alive?

[brokeassgoing]

more or less this time. live to see another day

wanderer | genshin impact | familiar

[sesto]

1. Let the record show that I hate your ass.

2. Consume your own penis you ugly freak.

3. You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything. Nothing good was going to come from that.

4. You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???

5. About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.

6. You left me a note that said "Folkmore is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.

7. [Text him!]

ezra bridger | star wars | familiar

[lothal]

1. yes. being a lesbian's wingman is as fun as it sounds
2. some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. do i shave?
3. i got outsmarted by a door tonight. twice.
4. i've hidden myself in your house come find me in the morning

3

[bossyboiler]

The old push when you should have pulled bit?

Kate Cordello - Original - Myth

[bossyboiler]

1. This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang.

2. Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.

3. There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises.

4. I made that whipped coffee shit today. Took six pouches of instant espresso.

5. Misfire/Text her.

steven grant | mcu | legend

[spktr]

1. Let me clear the air: I am always ready to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel plans to go to the aquarium. The siren song of the natural history museum haunts me. I’m thinking about botanical gardens as we speak.

2. Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week

3. I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.

4. do not underestimate my ability to overthink and make myself physically ill

5. (text him first!)

[da_champion]

... do you think if I turn into a bear at the zoo they'll think one escaped?

[spktr]

I wouldn't push your luck there, mate.

Sharon Da Silva | Silent Hill | Familiar

[fogsong]

1. FYI, dream you is a dick.

2. Just binge watched My Little Pony. Pretty sure my cutie mark would be a middle finger. 🖕

3. I think a slime Spirit took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(

4. Where the fuck does all our trash go? I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since last night.

5. I'm drunk and I think the catbus is following me. If I die, you knwo the culprit and I'm going to need you to avenge me!

[da_champion]

I think it would be hilarious to try.

3

[fogsong]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but, uh... It really doesn't.

1

[fogsong]

Want me to call with an emergency? I've seen it work in movies!

[spktr]

They might try to subdue you by force

[spktr]

So you're saying I should just act naturally bitchy instead

2

[volantes]

I hope I wasn't a part of that. The first few days here are kind of rough, you know?

[fogsong]

Well.

Actually.

Yes. Absolutely. Don't soften your bitchiness with all that frou frou!

[da_champion]

No, no see I sit around as a bear. People start calling for the authorities and before they get there I change back to human and move positions. Change again. Rinse and repeat. A wild goose chase for a bear.

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel (familiar)

[doesntsing]

1. I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb.

2. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

3. My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car.

4. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

5. For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers, Imogene.

6. He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.

7. Text her.