TFLN, November 2023

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

ezra bridger | star wars | familiar

[lothal]

1. yes. being a lesbian's wingman is as fun as it sounds
2. some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. do i shave?
3. i got outsmarted by a door tonight. twice.
4. i've hidden myself in your house come find me in the morning

3

[bossyboiler]

The old push when you should have pulled bit?

[lothal]

the old doors in my galaxy open with a button bit

[bossyboiler]

Aha. I can understand the confusion.

1.

[dathomirs]

I've told you, I'm not a lesbian. But when Cal isn't here I am going to flirt with as many beautiful women as I please until such time as he returns and I can ask him to join us.

[lothal]

okay but why are you never my wingman

[dathomirs]

You've never asked. Would you like me to be?

2.

[somethingrevolutionary]

If you shave, people may not be able to tell you apart. You should enforce your boundaries.

[lothal]

it happened so fast i couldn't think to stop him
and you know i thought about shaving before i got here. i feel like i shouldn't let alternate mes decide that

[somethingrevolutionary]

Good he had no violent intentions then.

So long as you're shaving for you and not beard petters. The beard looks good, if that's any concern.

4

[10billionpercent]

I'll come find you if you survive until morning.

Good luck.

[lothal]

what
is there something in your house
do you want me to kill it

[10billionpercent]

I'm teasing. I'll tell Tsukasa and he won't chase you out.

2

[heypartner]

You can't hold my drunken admiration of another man's facial hair against me.

[lothal]

i can't but i could theoretically hold my facial hair against you
so a no on shaving?

[heypartner]

You'd look like a child without the beard.

Could stand to trim it, give it better shape. You look like you live in the Wastes like a crazy hermit.

2

[draculaintraining]

I wouldn't shave; maybe think of it as a compliment?

[lothal]

that's what i've been leaning towards
i mean, he didn't frown?

[draculaintraining]

tbh it sounded like he liked it.
Besides, shaving should be your choice, not someone else's.

4

[ezra_of_lothal]

If you scare Leia with a prank, I will murder you.

You know, gently, with love, but the point still stands.

[lothal]

and if she scares me with a prank?

also not sure how i feel about how quickly we have escalated to alternate self murder
i think that should come after at least two pranks

[ezra_of_lothal]

Wow, I mean *really* upset, not just startle.

She's ten and under my care, different standard. Of course, I'll put on my best Hera impression if I think she needs to hear it.

1.

[sweetoncebitter]

What is a wingman?

[lothal]

someone who helps you with flirting
i think
despite what i said, i've never actually done it

(CW: underage marriage)

[sweetoncebitter]

I see.
I could use help with flirting.
I've never really done it before, at least not on purpose.
My marriage was arranged to a man I loved as a father, but not as a man.
Given that I've realized I'm not interested in men at all.