TFLN, November 2023

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Viktor | Arcane | Myth

[scienceofthearcane]

1. A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while hooked up to to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

2. The professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.

3. there was a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

4. You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.

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[counterstep]

what



I am concerned

[scienceofthearcane]

Look if you have been in the hospital as much as I have you do the the best you can.

[counterstep]

I'm


still trying to decide if jerking it in the hospital with a heart monitor attached constitutes public indecency

[scienceofthearcane]

Well it's not like I let anyone watch or something. I don't think being in the hospital counts as 'public'.

[counterstep]

yeah, but they can HEAR the monitor and it's not like a blind guy needs to see to know what it means
probably


well
regardless

I'm sure they were at least glad to learn your heart was uh performing as expected

I usually just ignore the surprise boners though

Some day Riot will let Viktor say fuck. Until then we have memes

[scienceofthearcane]

Since my lungs were fucked up at the time, I guess they assumed my heart was fucked up too, hence the monitor.

he's a man like any other, let him be free riot

[counterstep]

you didn't think to maybe hold off either?

I mean
you probably heard the heart monitor beating faster, right?

[scienceofthearcane]

You seem to be misunderstanding why I was in the hospital in the first place. At that point there wasn't a lot of time for me left, so actually having an orgasm would have been nice.

[counterstep]

( ah... )

desperate times call for desperate measures?

well, I guess if you have to pick a way to go, better out with a bang than a whimper
or like both in this case

[scienceofthearcane]

I sincerely doubt a shag would have been possible, so my right hand was the only bang I was likely going to get. Also, I don't whimper when I cum.

[counterstep]

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I feel like we somehow skipped from being work friends to locker room bros in the span of a few minutes. is that uh normal where you're from or is this like a drunk thing?

[scienceofthearcane]

It's probably a drunk thing. I am able to drink alcohol for the first time in my life, now.

[counterstep]

ah yeah one of my best friends has something similar going on, here. a lot of things he couldn't have before he can have now cause his health isn't as

uh fucked

you two would probably get along, actually
er for personality reasons and not the "shitty health now better" singular point of similarity
though that probably helps
obviously

3.

[witchen]

Okay, but in all fairness I was too drunk to drive. That's why nerds created Uber.

[scienceofthearcane]

That note is probably why your car is still there.

[witchen]

And I'm very grateful for that. Next time, stop me after my second shot of tequila.

[scienceofthearcane]

Hey if I'm drinking it too, that is going to be hard.

[witchen]

Okay, maybe if we water down the tequila, we won't get drunk? Like have tequila sunrises instead of straight shots?

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[fogsong]

TM-FUCKING-I, VIKTOR!!

[scienceofthearcane]

What? I've been in the hospital a lot, so I learned things.

[fogsong]

That's one hell of a thing to learn, Viktor. Fuck, I would've been so embarrassed I'd have died on the spot right then and there.