TFLN, November 2023

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[fogsong]

Come on, I know you'd never eat my pigments. Dream you still did it, though, and I'm gonna fight him next time I see him.

[promeranian]

Hey, hey, bring it on. I can take you! I bet in your dream I have my guns.

[fogsong]

Please, I'd whoop your ass even with your guns! [ ...lol ]

[promeranian]

That settles it, in your dreams, I challenge you!

Let me know how it goes.

[fogsong]

Don't worry, I'll be sure to give you all the details about how my badass dream self kicked your dream ass.

[promeranian]

Uh huh, uh huh, we'll see.

[fogsong]

[ The Next Day ]

I kicked your ass, btw. But you turned into a rabbit and used your teeth like swords. Don't know what that means but... You know.

[promeranian]

You know, I don't know how to explain that one.

Sword teeth huh, there's a thought. Probably cut my lip all the time.

[fogsong]

Dreams aren't supposed to make sense, Prompto, come on.

But maybe it means I think you've got a smile that can kill.

[promeranian]

Ha! Well, I don't think my smile does, but my guns sure do. I miss my guns.

[fogsong]

Order them then. I'm sure they'll only be a couple hundred spoons.

[promeranian]

Yeah, that's the downside. Too many guns, not enough spoons.

[fogsong]

How many fucking guns do you have? I've only ever had two.

[promeranian]

Man, okay, lemme think here. I usually keep two ordinary handguns, then I've got Valiant which is also a handgun that absorbs magic, I've got a submachine gun, a bazooka, a sniper rifle and probably another two or three handguns in the armiger I haven't gotten rid of, heh. I got upgrades but like...

Then outside of those I've got my audax blade, that's what I've been using, some electric magic flares, an auto crossbow, a bioblaster, a circular saw, a gravity well, a noise blaster, a drillbreaker and a flamebreath cannon. Those are all mechanical weapons I've picked up. Gralean tech.

Man. I need to clean out the armiger. [ Sharon. Sharon. Don't get him started on the details. ]

[fogsong]

[ Holy shit, Prompto ]

What the fuck are you, a one-man army? You've got a fucking bazooka. What are you fighting, Prompto?

[promeranian]

Haha, really big monsters. I only had my handguns for ten years so I can manage, but when Noct came back I took the chance to take my weapons out of the armiger before...

Before I was cut off again. I have access again but it's empty.

[fogsong]

I'm guessing the armiger is something of Noct's?

But, yeah, Thirteen isn't big on letting us arrive with weapons. Which is pretty lame if you ask me.

[promeranian]

Kind of. He's the magic guy. I'm just a normal plebe over here.

Anyway, he gives me access to his magic because I'm his Crownsguard. When he's gone, it doesn't work.

That does suck. I've felt really naked without my guns. My blade is cool, but it's not the same. At least I got a weapon. I dunno what I'd do without one.

[fogsong]

Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't think I've ever heard of someone being able to grant other people access to their magic before.

I've noticed that we often get weapons back during the Trials when Star Children fall. Maybe next time you'll luck out and find one of your guns.

[promeranian]

I'll have to give that a try, I really want my guns back.

Yeah, it's just Noct that can do that. Magic is only a thing for his family in Lucis. The Oracle had some too, but outside of that? The rest of us mere mortals aren't like that.

[fogsong]

Is there a special reason they have magic or is it just a weird mutation in their family line?

[promeranian]

Kind of a weird mutation, and a pact with the Astrals and the crystal.

It's really all Astral-driven at this point.

[fogsong]

Please don't tell me Astrals are, like, gods.

[promeranian]

They are. Why, is that bad?

[fogsong]

...just not a fan of beings like that is all.