TFLN, November 2023

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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[punderworldgod]

Dead cat. Gotcha.

Have you seriously never heard of Schrödinger's cat? Cultural cache, even among people who haven't learned quantum mechanics.

[cursedwords]

Not really. Unless mukbangers start talking about quantum mechanics, which doesn't seem likely, not the kind of thing I watch. If you can watch it?

I don't get out much.

[punderworldgod]

There's a variety of science educators out there. Basically, if you put a cat in a box with a poison that will release at some random time, before you open the box, the cat is both dead and alive. It only becomes one and only one when you open the box.

I mixed that with "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back." And bamn, combo kitty cultural references for ignorance or knowledge.

[cursedwords]

Huh...I'm not sure about it because it doesn't make any sense to me. Like it's either alive or dead. Not looking at it doesn't change that?

[punderworldgod]

One of the wild, wild things about quantum mechanics is the fact that observation changes what happens. Looking changes it. Incredible, no?

[cursedwords]

I guess? I'm not really a science guy.

[punderworldgod]

Physics isn't my kind of science. Suppose it should be now, but eh

[cursedwords]

I have a nonstandard education. If it doesn't have to do with being a jujutsu sorcerer, it was pretty much deemed mostly irrelevant. I used to google stuff if I got confused.

[punderworldgod]

Google and ebooks are your friend, so long as you have an internet connection.

What about now that you're here? You can do what you want.

[cursedwords]

I'm trying to get stronger. As I found out, you can go back anytime. Stronger would be good.

[punderworldgod]

Ah, yeah. Too many reminders of that around here. Stronger's good, but Toge, my friend, there's multiple ways to get stronger. They don't all call for cough syrup.

[cursedwords]

I'm immune to the stuff. Fuck me if I get sick.

Yeah I know, I was working on sparring but I'm gonna have to start over.

[punderworldgod]

You get sick, come see me. I can fix that up right quick.

Sure, but once you figure it out, your opponents won't be used to it. You need more variety in your sparring partners, let me know.

[cursedwords]

Sure, I'll let you know. I don't get sick that much, but then again my face is always covered.

I always need variety in my sparring partners. I might be good, but practice is important so I don't die or something.

[punderworldgod]

Masking, it works!

Ha okay then. Count me in sometime. I wasn't half bad for a god, but I've been taking lessons from Drizzt.

[cursedwords]

Sure sure, I'll take you on with one hand!

[punderworldgod]

I can hold one hand behind my back. Make it even.

[cursedwords]

Ha, don't handicap yourself on my account. I might still surprise you.

[punderworldgod]

Terrible handicap for a god. I have no doubt you'll surprise me, but I won't write myself off.

[cursedwords]

We'll just see!

[punderworldgod]

If I lose, I'm peremptorily challenging you to two out of three, then three out of five, then four out of seven... You get the idea.

[cursedwords]

I know that game, although Maki plays it even if she wins. I think she just likes kicking my ass.

[punderworldgod]

I like the sound of her. She sounds like she has a good idea. She's welcome to kick my ass.

[cursedwords]

I'm sure she would too. She's a total monster. In a good way.

[punderworldgod]

This is the worst kind of teasing when she isn't even here to do it. Guess you'll have to stand in her stead and not let her down.