TFLN, November 2023

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Texts From Last Night

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[nomansundertaker]

And so we shall. Have drinks, not feelings. Glad I'm the one you reach out to.

[huntedtyphoon]

I'll drink with you anytime!

[nomansundertaker]

God bless the endless alcohol in this place.

[huntedtyphoon]

I'll let you handle the blessings or whatever, I'll just find the alcohol.

[nomansundertaker]

Don't think it's the same god here. Not sure how I'd feel calling out to Thirteen for blessings.

[huntedtyphoon]

Yeah, I don't really know. God's not my area.

[nomansundertaker]

You're better off that way. At best, God's pretty hands off. And whatever she is, I don't think I can call Thirteen a god.

[huntedtyphoon]

If you say so, Wolfwood.

Yeah, I don't know, there's only one person I know aside from her who calls himself god and I don't agree with that either.

[nomansundertaker]

[ Knives. Vash means Knives. Wolfwood doesn't agree with that either. ]

Thirteen has this: I don't think she's called herself a god.

[huntedtyphoon]

Yeah, but everyone kind of thinks she is? But I don't really know what that means anyway. I'll let you figure it out and tell me.

[nomansundertaker]

Thirteen is an incredibly powerful being more powerful than anyone else in Folkmore. That makes sense given the entire place is her realm. So all these people here—I don't know about the spirits—look at that huge power sense and go woaaaaah 'god.'

Compared to those flies that gather around if you don't eat the fruit fast enough, we could seem like gods. Doesn't make us gods.

She's something else. Probably not the only one, but I'm perfectly fine myself with only having one around. At least given she's halfway not terrible.

[huntedtyphoon]

I don't want anyone thinking of me that way. I don't think I'm better than anyone else just different. [ This is partly why he and Nai just can't get along. ]

I guess you're right, sometimes I wonder about if there's anything more to this place that we don't know...but I'm also not sure there's anything I need to do about it.

[nomansundertaker]

I don't. You're still Needle Noggin to me. You're weird, but it's not because you're a Plant. It's 'cause you're Vash.

I'm sure there's plenty to this place we don't know, but until we're given a reason, you won't see me poking around for a worm's nest.

[huntedtyphoon]

I'm not weird! Maybe you're the weird one here. [ Very mature response. ]

Yeah that's the last thing we need. I don't want any trouble. I like my treehouse. I don't wanna give it up.

[nomansundertaker]

What makes me the weird one? You are a clear outlier. You try to save everyone. [ Not the time to point out Wolfwood has started doing the same. That's on Vash. ]

It's a nice treehouse. I wouldn't expect a treehouse to have internal plumbing, but it's luxurious. [ Would he have gotten a treehouse if Vash weren't here? Doubtful. He's not very... plant-y. But it's more convenient to stay with Vash than go anywhere else. Yeah, convenient. ]

[huntedtyphoon]

Yeah, okay I really like the indoor plumbing. Don't you think there's other places around here that have it too though?

If we had to move.

[nomansundertaker]

I wouldn't move anywhere here without indoor plumbing. That one's a must for me. I'm sure some of them must since people aren't living solely or in an overwhelming majority in treehouses.

If we had to move.

[huntedtyphoon]

Yeah, but I hope we don't have to move because I like the tree house and all the plants. The plant you gave me lives here too you know!

[ On a little window sill. Vash takes very good care of it. ]

[nomansundertaker]

Yeah, I don't want us to move either. [ This place makes Vash too happy for Wolfwood to want to live in a normal ass home instead of a tree. Life with a plant? ]

Oh good. That's good. I'm glad it's doing well. [ Again a mental note to give Vash more gifts. In private. In case he cries. ]

[huntedtyphoon]

Then it's good we don't have to!

It's doing well, I promise I water it every week. It's really sweet.

[nomansundertaker]

Definitely a good thing. All settled.

I thought you'd like it. And like taking care of it. That's all.

[huntedtyphoon]

I do like it, it looks really nice there. It's so small and cute.

[ He likes plants, of course he does. ]

[nomansundertaker]

I will make sure to appreciate it. Is it going to stay small and cute?

[ He knows little about Plants and less about plants. ]

[huntedtyphoon]

Yes, I think so! I looked on this thing, it looks like that kind of plant will stay small.

[nomansundertaker]

Honestly, I'm still amazed I was able to make a plant simply exist with Lore. Glad it'll stay easy to take care of and fit in the house. [ The house. Not Vash's house. Not their house. Just... the house. They live in. Because they live in a house. ]