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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party, I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

2. I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

3. That is the last time I carry you out of a forest.

4. I literally forgot his name and just started calling him "Waffles."

5. text her!

4

[vibing]

hey hey i said sorry didnt i
i promise next time it wont be a forest
maybe a desert
or a plain

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. How did you steal an entire pie?

2. He spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. Turned out to be a sesame seed.

3. Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us are programmed on a deep level to be into walking disasters.

4. I woke up in some stranger’s garden again. Half eaten cabbage and turnips everywhere. I can’t keep doing this.

5. Text him!

1

[thinkfirst]

The payment system here is very unclear!

Flynn Scifo | Tales of Vesperia | game canon

[thinkfirst]

1. I may not have any jurisdiction here but if you do that again I will be performing a citizen's arrest

2. Please advise on how to get glitter out of feathers
Please also advise on how to get vomit out of feathers

3. Do you think the fox has a suggestions box? I've written up a few ideas.

4. Are we absolutely sure, as a society, that a fruit basket is an inappropriate way to tell someone that you are sorry for fully kissing them in public?

5. Text him, someone got into the SILLY LITTLE DRINKS

4

[foundpurpose]

Yeah, I think that's not something you do about that. Just 'hey sorry lost my head a bit there, can we talk about this and sort this out?' Awkward but effective.

Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend

[kyley_b]

1. i'm sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

2. i just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. i have been fondled for charity.

3. just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. he screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

4. fuck men. i'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough. i hope i die of salmonella.

5. 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' is not an effective pickup line. even if it's true.

4

[thinkfirst]

Whatever happened, it's not worth dying of food poisoning, believe me.

Are we talking about a specific man or men in general? Because men, in general, are certainly not worth that.

Vax'ildan Vessar | Critical Role | Legend/game canon

[foundpurpose]

1. We still on for Winged Wensday?
2. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and there's a bunch of meat salads in the fridge. Guess we're figuring out this 'grilling' technique.
3. "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk. I told them no, by the way. Cereal is weird.
4. So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead. Not sure I like this modern shit but I'll think of a suitable revenge.
5. Text him.

1.

[overnightoaks]

You're darn tootin' we are! I want to see if these puppies will carry me!

Kaneki Ken / Tokyo Ghoul / Familiar

[anthropophagite]

1. Why is there apple juice in your bathtub?

2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

3. Help me help you realize you are being silly.

4. I found four buffalo wings in my pockets and they are not mine. Who sneaks buffalo wings into people's pockets?

5. I ended up at a gay bar and am carving a pumpkin for some reason. I have no idea what is going on.

6. Text him!

2

[vibing]

i really dont see what the big deal is
i would have been fine

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[shadowsincryo]

1. It is always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.

2. It was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.

3. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me… not without dinner first, at least.

4. She bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before I left. Probably the best one night stand I've ever had.

5. Text him!

1

[usedhuntersmark]

To this day, I'm still not sure how my bra ended up behind the tv cabinet. In the other room.

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia | Familiar

[vibing]

1. sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.

2. your name is "hot guy" in my phone, who is this?

3. i slept in a tree last night. not really that bad as a cat

4. hey how would someone who turned their sword into a flower turn it back. asking for a friend

3

[usedhuntersmark]

In my experience, sleeping in a tree is generally fine.

But I have to ask, you were a cat? This is new. Right?

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | OTA

[defendure]

1. I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.

2. We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...

3. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

4. Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?

5. It felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

6. Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.

7. The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers...

8. So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?

9. You took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.

10. I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

7.

[overnightoaks]

Now, I wouldn't be too quick to judge... With the way things are around here, you never know. Those baby birds might actually be her children.

Vex'ahlia Vessar | Critical Role | Legend

[usedhuntersmark]

1. He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?

2. He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

3. If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare.

4. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

5. Text her!

4.

[overnightoaks]

I'm not sure, but that's got to be some form of masochism...

Nico di Angelo | Camp Half-Blood Chronicles | OTA

[stygios]

1. I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my bag.

2. To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you.

3. It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.

4. I have the relationship skills of a rock and I could've said this was a bad idea.

5. I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.

6. How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Russian. No time to explain, just tell me.

7. I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining things without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift.

8. That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".

9. I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me.

10. On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

7

[shadowsincryo]

Oh? Will you share with me this gift? I could certainly use the expertise.

Minato Arisato | Persona 3 | OTA

[evoked]

1. Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?

2. In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.

3. I'm not going to drink any more, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there.

4. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.

5. At one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night.

8. I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

9. I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people.

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

9

[wombro]

I've been told I'm fairly creepy. And scaring people is easy.

Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | ota

[natzoom]

i. I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.

ii. I smell like cotton candy and guilt.

iii. HE’S SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.

iv. I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room.

iv

[blondshell]

(He.................................absolutely did this.)

It's not that fucking uncommon.

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die | Myth

[musicaldemon]

1) i think i left my bra at your place

2) she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help

3) Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two soul mates do

4) Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.

5) [Text her. Misfires welcome!]

1

[blondshell]

You did. There was fucking cake batter all over it so I washed it for you.

dave strider | homestuck | ota | I will do the funny text colour when I'm not late

[chumpelstiltskin]

1. may i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

2. im telling people im celibate it sounds cooler when its by choice

3. i have a dinosaur tramp stamp

4. what he fails to understand is that the olive garden is all he needs to get him laid

5. [wildcard.]

3.

[culver]

What dinosaur?

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: Three Houses | hopeful future applicant

[beastliness]

1. There was a pool of blood on my desk, and we still do not know who it belongs to.

2. We spent the entire night making pillow forts and having sword fights. I believe I may be in love.

3. Do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today?

4. Have you ever just taken a large bite out of a block of cheese? It is amazing.

5. Text him!

4!

[fatefulprince]

Yes! Finally, someone who gets it!
Although I have to be very sneaky... if my butler or maid saw, I'd never hear the end of it. It's hardly becoming of a royal but... I love cheese!!

corrin | fire emblem fates (revelation)

[fatefulprince]

1) No I didn't lose my shoes, I never wear them to begin with.
2) I have cake frosting in my hair! At least, I think I do.
3) I may be a dragon but I can't breathe fire. You're not disappointed are you?
4) Sorry that I drank all the wine. If it's any consolation, it tasted like sand.
5) There is a sword in my bed and it isn't mine.
6) [ Text him! ]

2

[beastliness]

It is the cream from the Saghert and Cream we shared, I believe.

( he hopes )

hawks | my hero academia | ota (possible future applicant)

[redfeathers]

1. I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

2. What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I at least deserve a pic of someone's dick.

3. You kept ranting how Jeanist is getting shortchanged in the ratings department. Other than that you kept it together

4. Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?

5. Text him!

loud noises. 2

[wombro]

(Who even is this??? Well.)

Does it need to be my own dick?

Maria Renard | Castlevania | Legend (Future Possibility)

[holybeasts]

1) apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

2) You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.

3) He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.

4) Your doorknob is over here in case you were looking for it.

5) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

Helga Pataki | Hey Arnold! | Legend

[oldbetsy]

1) He's trying to row the canoe up the street like he is Lewis and Clark.
2) You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
3) YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
4) If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money.
5) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]

[kyley_b]

what kind of cake?

Kyoka Jiro | My Hero Academia | OTA

[eardrums]

1. i kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. once again vandalism solves all my problems.

2. i got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok.

3. honestly, anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence

4. that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

5. thanks for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort you built around me is also appreciated.

6. (wildcard/misfire/text her!)

5

[blondshell]

No problem. Tell anyone I did that and die.

I figured you'd fall out if I didn't put some structure around you.

bakugou katsuki | mha

[blondshell]

1. I can't right now...you know Sunday night is when I get drunk and do laundry.

2. My lower body still feels like it's been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.

3. I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.

4. Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, and get your shit together.

5. My mom once told me that after I turned eight I stopped growing mentally and emotionally.

HOW DIDN'T I NOTICE THIS LAST NIGHT also 5

[defendure]

Having known you both before and after I'd actually have to respectfully disagree with her?

dirk strider | homestuck

[givehead]

1. We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.

2. Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?

3. And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.

4. He borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.

5. Sick fucks of a feather flock together.

6. Running late. Just ran over a dude on a bike.

7. Make your own!

6

[moondregs]

You ran over him while riding a bike

or

you ran over a guy riding a bike?

rui kamishiro | project sekai | familiar

[hyperfix]

1. The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.

2. Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"

3. I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

4. not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.

3

[necrosavior]

Were you two close?

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb | Myth

[necrosavior]

1. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body


2. we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am


3. I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy


4. no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
   AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????


5. why is half of my head shaved?


6. Text her!

5

[wombro]

You leaned over a candle while you were talking. Half of your hair got burnt and we figured it'd be better than just leaving it.

Now it looks cool and intentional.