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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Nico di Angelo | Camp Half-Blood Chronicles | OTA

[stygios]

1. I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my bag.

2. To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you.

3. It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.

4. I have the relationship skills of a rock and I could've said this was a bad idea.

5. I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.

6. How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Russian. No time to explain, just tell me.

7. I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining things without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift.

8. That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".

9. I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me.

10. On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

7

[shadowsincryo]

Oh? Will you share with me this gift? I could certainly use the expertise.

[stygios]

Just hit the smiley face and go ham.

[shadowsincryo]

[Just a little group of smiley faces and a winking emoji. Because clearly it's now he should do it.] Like so?

[stygios]

👍 😕

[shadowsincryo]

👍 Rather educational. I think I've got the hang of this. The name's Kaeya, by the way.

[stygios]

Nico di Angelo.

1

[usedhuntersmark]

I will regret asking this later, I'm sure, but why?

[stygios]

They're very good and I want them to snack on later.

[usedhuntersmark]

And I'm going to assume that you didn't think about asking for the recipe.

Did you get enough for everyone?

[stygios]

Probably not since there are so many of us. I have enough to share with you, though.

[usedhuntersmark]

I'm okay with this.

If you get the recipe, we can try and make it for the plebs later though.

[stygios]

I'll ask about it. I'm not much of a cook, though, be warned.

4

[necrosavior]

Because you're ~grounded~

[stygios]

That just makes me sound like I'm in trouble.

[necrosavior]

What part of "And I could've said this was a bad idea" is not being in trouble?

[stygios]

Well, I'm judging people, not actively doing anything.

[necrosavior]

You chose not to actively do anything about it. You're like 10% responsible.

[stygios]

I think it's somewhat loser than 10%?

8.

[undazzled]

I know. You attempted to steal my dad's squad car.

[stygios]

I'm surprised I didn't succeed.

[undazzled]

Be glad you didn't. Dad doesn't get angry much, but when he does I'd do just about anything to make it stop.

[stygios]

So what happened after that?

[undazzled]

Well, he couldn't be that mad at me since I wound up with a broken leg and a lot of bloodloss. He could be mad at the entire Cullen family for being such lousy road-trip partners, though.

[stygios]

Wait, you have a broken leg?