Folkmore TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[usedhuntersmark]

Listen, I won't say no to gentlemen who want to give out favors. That just happens to be Grog's preference, the ladies. Gods know that I and another female in our party go hang out in the whorehouses just as often as they do.

[overnightoaks]

[ Henry has never been in a brothel, but he did have a small sidequest in Mistress Hardball Cough Drop's BDSM dungeon. But that was more of a business venture than for any kind of pleasure. He'd ended up giving an impromptu therapy session to an orc barbarian named Blood Spear the Unforgiving, wherein he cried over never being able to tell his dead dad (who he had killed) that he loved him.

Anyway, suffice it to say, Henry isn't really sure how to respond to Vex just openly admitting to hanging out with prostitutes with her gal pals. ]

That sounds like fun!

[usedhuntersmark]

[It would be so complicated if Vex were to tell half the stories of her travels with the rest of Vox Machina... And her brother. And they're better told in person than via text.]

It can be, certainly. It definitely makes things less complicated in the morning.

So, I'm thinking that I should just tell him to meet me there and then ghost him. Y/n?

[overnightoaks]

Normally, I'm opposed to ghosting people. But in this case, I think it's fair to make an exception, especially if the guy just can't take a hint.

[usedhuntersmark]

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

NTS: Never say yes while drunk. I need you to hold me accountable, Henry!

[overnightoaks]

You can count on me! I'll text you in the morning to see how it went, how about that?

[usedhuntersmark]

You're a good friend. However, if I don't respond, I need you to contact my brother.

[overnightoaks]

I can do that. Anything in particular I should pass onto him?

[usedhuntersmark]

Just tell him I said "Jenga". He'll understand what that means.

[overnightoaks]

I assume it means something other than you wanting to play a rousing party game with him?

[usedhuntersmark]

Is that what that is? I've never heard of it actually being a thing besides our code word!

[overnightoaks]

Oh, yeah, it's pretty fun, actually! There's this tower stacked up of little wooden blocks, and you play by pulling blocks from the middle of the tower and then placing them at the top. But you have to be careful, because every block you pull out makes the tower more unsteady. The game is over when someone knocks over the tower.

[usedhuntersmark]

That sounds like it could be fun, but is it more interesting if you've been drinking? I can only imagine that's the reason why our friend picked it as the group's code word for trouble...

[overnightoaks]

It can be, especially if you've been drinking enough that your fine motor control is a bit shaky.

[usedhuntersmark]

Do you know where I might be able to find this game? I think Vax and I could use some "innocent" entertainment.

[overnightoaks]

Oh, I don't know! I feel like if you'd be able to find it anywhere here, it'd be in Epiphany somewhere. That seems like the place most likely to have a store like Target.

[usedhuntersmark]

Target? Is this a store that sells mostly archery items?

[That's a little too on the nose, Vex....]