Folkmore TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[oldbetsy]

Okay you can't put down funfetti. It has FUN in the name. Are you against fun?

But no seriously I get it. If I ever have another slapped together funfetti cake I'll scream.

This marriage is strictly decent cakes only. Or pies.

[kyley_b]

kinda, yeah.

see i knew you'd understand.

yes. and rugelach. i have my mom's recipe. but strictly desserts.

[oldbetsy]

What, no stews or casseroles or anything?

Never made that. Hit me up with the recipe sometime, we'll see how badly I butcher it.

[kyley_b]

oh we're branching out! i love that for us.

dude, happily. the chocolate walnut ones are the best. i think you'd like it, your last name is hella eastern european right?

[oldbetsy]

That's what marriage is all about, progress. Or crippling depression, I'm not totally sure at this point.

Yeah, central european, Hungary and all that. Olga was pretty big on the whole family tree thing for a hot minute.

[kyley_b]

ok wow that was revealing.

well, rugelach is like, ashkenazi jewish, so you'll probably be like 'i've had shit like this.'

god they really named her olga, huh?

[oldbetsy]

Sorry, too much gallows humor I guess. As my fake husband though you'll just have to endure it.

Maybe. I don't see how anything chocolate could be bad. As long as there's no strawberries, that doesn't work out so well for me.

Yeah well they named me Helga so I guess they really liked that naming style. Good thing I wasn't a boy I guess, then I'd be Big Bob Junior or something.

[kyley_b]

that's ok, as my fake wife you'll have to put up with my neuroses.

you allergic?

helga's nicer than olga tho.
oh god that is bad. i knew a guy who had an uncle jimbo.

[oldbetsy]

Oh hey, I have a collection of those too. Maybe we can make a set or something.

Yeah, used to be pretty bad as a kid. I've not felt like tempting fate to see if it's still true.

Really? And here I thought Bob Junior was bad enough.

[kyley_b]

oh, good idea. make a display hutch for them. 'here is helga's fear of failure, and here is kyle's germaphobia.'

understandable.

altho if you're bob jr. your nickname could be bj and that's unfortunate.

[oldbetsy]

Ugh, that's exactly the kind of nickname I would have given a kid. Yeah, I'm more than fine with Helga.

[kyley_b]

it's a cool name, dude.

[oldbetsy]

You don't have to butter me up so much, you know. I'm giving you cake out of the goodness of my enormous heart already.

[kyley_b]

shut the fuck up, i'm being honest!

where did you learn to bake, anyway?

[oldbetsy]

The wild thing is I absolutely believe you.

Girl has to eat somehow. You think I forage like a raccoon or something?

[kyley_b]

because i'm always honest.

yeah kinda.
although you actually can forage here, I've totally seen blackberries and edible mushrooms.

[oldbetsy]

What, seriously?
Oh wait yeah this IS kind of the countryside isn't it.

[kyley_b]

yeah dude! which must be weird af for you.

[oldbetsy]

Yeah no kidding, last time I went foraging it's because I got stuck in a trash can.

Now here I am in all this clean air and nature.

[kyley_b]

you do have raccoon vibes.

i love it. when i lived in the city i missed trees.