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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Vex'ahlia Vessar | Critical Role | Legend

[usedhuntersmark]

1. He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?

2. He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

3. If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare.

4. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

5. Text her!

4.

[overnightoaks]

I'm not sure, but that's got to be some form of masochism...

[usedhuntersmark]

Maybe, but it's less likely to make the asshole follow me home afterwards, right?

[overnightoaks]

Unless he doesn't know it was a hatefrick on your end... How obvious were you about hating him?

[usedhuntersmark]

I told him that I would rather Plane Shift to the Fire Elemental Plane for a date with a fire djinn than see his face? Not obvious enough?

[overnightoaks]

No, that ought to have gotten the message across...

[usedhuntersmark]

And yet, I don't think he got it.

"I like your tits. Let me hit it." Can I gut him afterwards?

[overnightoaks]

I mean, I'd really rather you didn't resort to violence...

Can't you just firmly and unequivocally tell him you're not interested in sleeping with him?

[usedhuntersmark]

He's really repulsive. However, I could tell him that I'm not interested in sleeping with him, but it would be a lie. The sex is good.

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[shadowsincryo]

I wouldn't mind that at all. We can hunt for a lucky person together and go our separate ways when we find our quarry. I'll be sure to dress up so I don't cut your chances by associating with me.

[usedhuntersmark]

That is appreciated. However, we'll need a keyword in case they end up being psychos.

I don't want to be kicked out of another bar because I defended myself with a small dagger.

[shadowsincryo]

Oh that I can make a little easier. Ice melts so well when its caster wills it. And ice knives are pretty easy to make.

Now that keyword, hm. Prehaps 'legend'?

[usedhuntersmark]

No. Not legend.

Drunk men always think they're legends when they want to get laid. What about 'jenga'?

[shadowsincryo]

You have a point, they do always think that. Despite all proof otherwise.

I have no idea what Jenga means. It's perfect. Preferences on the colors I'll dress in? Better to compliment each other than not.

[usedhuntersmark]

I don't know what it means either. It's something my brother likes to say though. As for colors, unless you look like something my bear produced, you should be fine. I'm in a black dress.

[shadowsincryo]

Ah, then I know exactly what to wear. I've always liked black. Give it some accents and it looks quite well.

[usedhuntersmark]

I might be a bitch, but I'm a low maintenance bitch. Black is the best color because it's low fuss.

4.

[undazzled]

Yes and it's called Leah Clearwater. Don't be a Leah.

[usedhuntersmark]

Who in the Nine Hells is Leah Clearwater?

[undazzled]

A friend of mine back home. She kind of got [screwed over by imprinting] dumped all of a sudden and now she's angry and bitter most of the time. And by most, I mean all.

[usedhuntersmark]

That's extremely unfortunate for her. I sympathize, but is there any chance she might move on? Or away from her ex, at least?

[undazzled]

I hope so, but Leah's stubborn. If she ever shows up, don't tell her I told you this, but her ex left her for her cousin.

[usedhuntersmark]

Did she gut him? He deserves it.

[undazzled]

She kind of couldn't after a while. She's still angry, though, and I don't blame her.

[usedhuntersmark]

See, I might just be vindictive enough to have lamed him, but not enough to kill him. That way he'd have a reminder every time he had to take a step not to fuck with another woman's heart like that.

I'm going to assume that she's a slightly less petty person that I am though.