Folkmore TFLN

[folkie]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

2

[givehead]

Bro. I mean in this in the nicest way humanly possible but that will literally never sound cool.

[chumpelstiltskin]

you lost me at nicest cuz now i know you dont mean it
whats not cool about a celibate monk guarding a forbidden hole

[givehead]

See, when you word it like that, it's at least 15% cooler. Just saying celibate makes you sound like some sort of prude who's holier than thou.

I'd just be like, "Ain't none you bitches good enough to get on this ride."

[chumpelstiltskin]

but if i come at it all humble and holy then i become like the holy grail of getting laid because jesus drank from my asshole and now it probably has magic powers
or like
if you seduce me youre always coming at it with your best shit to see if you can make me stray from the vows i made to nobody
because
yknow
im like batting people away left and right
need people to up their game
need people to play me like contra not pacman

anyway
i dont think i meant to send my sex thoughts to my brother tbh i thought this was my notes app last night

[givehead]

Okay. I'll give you points on the straying-from-vows shit that is kind of genius. Everyone loves a good sexual corruption.

Gives the expectation that your asshole should be worshipped rather than simply observed. Damn and here I was just dipping my dick in whatever cute dude made himself available.

Can't believe we've come full circle here. The student finally became the teacher. I'm so touched I'm printing this out and framing it as we speak. I'm so proud of you, bro.

Oh, word. I don't care. We're only related genetically. (Dirk that's literally the only kind that matters in this situation, you insufferable asshole.)

Partial offense but it somehow seems worse that you have notes about this shit than accidentally sending it to me.

Are you telling me that you have a virtual diary carefully maintaining all of your insecurities? Careful with that shit. Piss off one prick and they will hack your shit and spew it all over the internet. Like a virtual ipecac syrup.