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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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Minato Arisato | Persona 3 | OTA

[evoked]

1. Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?

2. In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.

3. I'm not going to drink any more, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there.

4. Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night. That was super inconsiderate of me.

5. At one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

6. Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway.

7. Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night.

8. I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

9. I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people.

10. I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

WILD. Text him. Misfires to or from him are fine.

9

[wombro]

I've been told I'm fairly creepy. And scaring people is easy.

[evoked]

You're the only applicant so far, so the job is yours if you want it.

[wombro]

What kind of creepy people are we talking about anyway?

[evoked]

I think they might be zombies.

1

[hyperfix]

Yes!

Vacuums are hungry, hungry little beasts. Built to eat. If I cannot fulfil my duty as the master and feed it, then it's neglectful, don't you think?




Did it require burping after?

[that's

one way to ask if he clogged the vacuum with doritos]

[evoked]

I'm pretty sure it needs to be emptied? But also, more importantly, we need to talk about this waste of Doritos...

[hyperfix]

Are you going to make it wait until I come visit again, just to empty the poor dear? Not that I mind the chore, but that's a bit cruel towards the vacuum...


It's never a waste of Doritos to feed them to something. Were you eating them at that very minute? No. The vacuum had a dire need to feast, and I am but a weak human who can't deny it.

[evoked]

No, I'll empty it. But you should bring me replacement doritos next time.

[hyperfix]

Fair.

Do you have a favourite flavour, at least? If I'm going to lay a bag of corn chips at the altar of forgiveness, I'd best get it right.

[evoked]

Cool ranch.

[hyperfix]

[About half an hour later, Minato receives a picture of Rui out the front of a konbini, three bags of cool ranch Doritos clutched to his chest and a huge, idiotic grin on his face.]

Do you want to see if the vacuum reacts to soggy Doritos with me? We can do it outdoors, so that your flooring stays pristine!

[evoked]

Do I get to keep one of the bags just to eat?

[hyperfix]

Of course! One bag for science, one bag for you, one bag for a spare. Maybe also for you, maybe for science. It depends on the mood when I arrive!

[evoked]

Then sure, I'm okay with the science.

9.

[undazzled]

Can I volunteer my best friend who's not from the reservation? Edward doesn't really have to try to be creepy. It's like a state of being.

[evoked]

As long as he's cool with being voluntold, sure.

[undazzled]

He should be, at least if I ask him to.

[evoked]

You're the friend group leader?

[undazzled]

Not really. Just with Edward.

[evoked]

Well, I don't mind cashing in on that.

[undazzled]

Okay. I'll text him the details and he should be able to handle things.

[mostly because he does as she asks like a little lost puppy, desperate for her approval]

[evoked]

That was way easier than I expected.

[undazzled]

Edward is kind of one of those guys where I'd tell him to jump and he'd ask how high. But he's my friend. Not a boyfriend.

[evoked]

Does he want otherwise?