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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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[Yeah, it's probably best to not tell anything about them to Vex'ahlia.]

Cut off their heads, set them on fire, strike them with holy power, shove them out into the sun.

[She might actually allow Pelor to make a full claim on her if she could get her hands on Sylas Briarwood, the fucking coward.]

That is a good father. My father is a piece of crap, but he at least made sure one of the female servants was available to assist me when I came into my womanhood. Your father sounds more like my friend Keyleth's father.

[yeah, she's gathering that's a bad idea]

I know the first two work in my world, but the last one doesn't work. They just kind of sparkle, like they're made of granite. It's kind of weird. [she wants to be just friends with Edward, but she knows he wants more. or he wants her blood. or both?] Yeah, my dad is amazing! When I was little, I was the kind of kid who was scared of monsters under the bed or in the closet, so dad would put on his police uniform, look around, and threaten to arrest any monsters. It sounds silly, but it really reassured me. But at least you had some support, even if it seems like your parents weren't the hands-on types of parents. And, Keyleth? That's a pretty name.

[Vex doesn't hold back when she hates or loves.]

They sparkle? That's....annoying. I generally like sparkling, shiny objects. I wonder if holy power would work...

I am rather envious of you and your father. Hands off would imply that mine gave a fuck about my brother and I unless we were embarrassing him. I would like to believe that we would have been much happier if he'd left us with our mother, before she died.

And Keyleth is the type of person who is both beautiful on the outside and the inside, so her name is rather fitting.

Yeah. It's kind of weird? And Edward acts so dramatic about it. Oh, jeez. I'm sorry. That's pretty awful. I know some people don't mind negative attention as long as they get some, but that sounds worse than negative attention. Is she here, too?

He sounds insufferable. Why do you put up with him?

Oh, we got the negative attention, if we didn't live up to his standards. We just didn't want it either.

No, she's not. Can you not hear the sound of sad, pathetic sighs wafting from the forests all the time?

[It's not all Vax though.]

It's kind of complicated. Apparently I smell really yummy to him, but he's doing this will-power thing where he doesn't eat me. Also, he's objectively handsome and all of the girls in my grade think we're dating. Which has pissed a lot of them off, no matter how many times I deny it. That sounds awful. I'm so sorry. Well, when you put it that way... 😀

That's disturbing in someone who wants to be your partner.

Don't be sorry. I've made my peace with him. Without violence.

And if you think the sighing is bad, you should see the pouting as well.

Yeah, I think so too. But I'm trying to be nice in a "please don't eat me and I'm just not into you" way. That's good. Okay, is she the girlfriend of someone special? Cause I'm having a hard time imagining both sighing and pouting without dating.

Bella, dear, you're going to have to decide what you can actually put up with with this man. However, I think that I'd end up telling him to go die in a damn fire at arrow-point because constant harassing is not attractive.

Keyleth is my brother's lover. He's the pathetic sop.

Yeah. It's not. It doesn't help that he's from one hundred years in my past. Guys back then were weird and apparently kind of passive-aggressive. At least that's how it seems to me. He'll do stuff like open my door before I can do it and start carrying my books and bookbag before I can get to them and follow me around in case someone tries something. But it's exhausting! And I feel like I'm being treated like a porcelain doll. Ohhh! Well, maybe she'll show up? That way, he can be happy.

Ugh. Vampires. Just have sex with someone else. See how long he sticks around after that.

Maybe she will. Maybe she will.

Well, I do have someone in mind. Are werewolves okay? I hope so, for your brother's sake.

Werewolves are absolutely fine. Lycanthropy isn't fatal.

[Besides, werewolves > fairies. Fight her on it.]

Contrary to popular belief, so do I. I love her like a sister.

Okay. The guy I'm already interested in is a werewolf. We've been BFFs our whole lives and I'm pretty sure he's interested in me, too. Jake and Edward hate each other, so choosing Jake would kill two birds with one stone. It must be so cool to have a brother.

I love efficiency. Besides, being friends with someone before you become lovers is a good way to have a relationship that is worth a damn. Both my brother and I picked friends when we finally decided to settle down.

And I don't know what life is like without him, but I do have a few friends who have no siblings. I always had someone to turn to when things were difficult, so if for nothing else, I would recommend him for that.

So do I! And, really? That's great, I mean it. Jake and I have been pretty close to inseparable all our lives and if I'm being 100% honest, I can see myself settling down with him. We both have similar goals, me to be a librarian and him to be a car mechanic. We both don't want to go away from Forks and La Push. And we both want to raise children here. Three. No more, no less. And I'm so glad, for both you and your brother. I'd love that, having someone to rely on no matter what. Sometimes, a person needs to just talk things over to feel better about them, even if they know what they're ultimately going to choose.

Yes, of course. A friend, especially a close friend that you spend a lot of time with, knows all of your secrets and flaws so that you don't have to explain yourself to them. You share goals with them. I can't imagine knowing a stranger the same way as I know Percival.

[Yes, that's his name.]

Well, honestly, you don't need a flesh and blood sibling or a twin to have that. You just have to be close to someone. To love them. To care about them and their opinions.

And I can't imagine knowing a stranger the way I know Jake. He...gets me? If that makes sense. He knows when I feel brave and when I need to hide away from other people. That's important, really really important. And, Percival? What is he like? I guess that would make it me and Leah. Leah is so smart and so strong, but I know when she feels like she needs support, too. Like when her boyfriend dumped her for her first cousin, of all people!

I know exactly what you mean. It is an extremely important part of a healthy relationship.

I couldn't tell you about Percy by text. It's not adequate.

I still think she should have kicked him in the balls. Does she have a brother to do that for her?

Yeah. And he trusts me. He knows I'm awkward and more than a little klutzy, but he trusts me to be strong anyway. And because I know he believes in me, I can. It really is limited in terms of what it can say. A little brother. Seth's probably the nicest person I've ever met. He could probably just give Sam a disappointed face and that would be haunting enough.

So, trust and mutual respect. It certainly sounds like a much healthier relationship than the one the Vampire appears to want.

Words themselves are inadequate when it comes to trying to explain Percy. I don't think I could do him justice. He's the only person who sees me as I am and as I want to be and loves both versions equally.

Ah, younger brother, that's slightly unfortunate. What about your Jake? Could he not step in to help Leah with this jackass?

It is. It will be. I know we'll be happy together. That's wonderful, the kind of love to aspire to. And Percy himself sounds amazing. Unfortunately, no. Sam is almost 7'0" tall and he's a crazy degree of built. Jake calls him a hall monitor on steroids. I've met him all of once, but it seems accurate.

Then you have your answer.

Percy is... not perfect, but I'd like to think that he and I are complementary to one another. No matter what my brother says.

Ah, I am aware of the type. Although, my friend Grog is much taller and not a dick.

Seems like I do. But I think I always knew. Is there such a thing as a perfect person? I don't know. It may not be a good thing to find out because how would they treat others who didn't measure up? Those would be nice changes from Sam! I'm always in favor of not a dick.

In my experience, that's generally the case. Talking it out helps your brain comes to terms though.

You don't want to know how people who think they're perfect treat others. It's beyond deplorable.

Not a dick is always a recommendation, I agree.

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