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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Natsume Takashi | Natsume Yuujinchou | ota

[natzoom]

i. I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.

ii. I smell like cotton candy and guilt.

iii. HE’S SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.

iv. I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room.

iv

[blondshell]

(He.................................absolutely did this.)

It's not that fucking uncommon.

[natzoom]

[Delighted. DELIGHTED.]

That sounds like the sweetest fire hazard ever.

[blondshell]

(He Will Murder You In Your Sleep!!!!!!!!)

It's not fucking SWEET. It's just something some people do!? It's only a fire hazard if you put the candles close to the flowers.

(Jeez, Katsuki, don't confirm you did that too...)

[natzoom]

There were flowers too?

[This is the best day ever.]

[blondshell]

I CAN FUCKING FEEL YOUR STUPID SMUG SMIRK YOU CATNIP BITCH. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A GODDAMN DEAL PEOPLE HAVE FLOWERS AND CANDLES AND MUSIC THAT'S HOW PEOPLE FUCKING DO IT SOMETIMES?!

"you catnip bitch" fucking SENT ME

[natzoom]

AND music?

2

[usedhuntersmark]

You know, that sounds like a Saturday morning for me. I take it you had a good time?

[natzoom]

My entire body hurts. I feel like I've been run over by a truck.

[usedhuntersmark]

That sounds like a very good time. Drink water and take some painkillers.

[natzoom]

I'm too old for this. I'm 17 and I'm too old for this. How do people do this every day.

[usedhuntersmark]

Oh, no, I can understand that. The first hangover is always the hardest. Even a decade later, I remember my first. Also, people who do it everyday deserve what they get.

iii

[moondregs]

Natsume?

[natzoom]

People are supposed to be a certain size!!!!!

[He's spiraling.]

[moondregs]

How big is he? I wouldn't be surprised if there are giants here.

[natzoom]

Bigger than ME.

[Nat you're 157 cm, everyone's bigger than you.]

[moondregs]

I'm taller than you.

iii

[wombro]

Who's big? Did someone threaten you?

(Choso, YOU Are big!)

[natzoom]

[Oh dear god.]

No! No no no, I'm fine. I'm very self sufficient.

Just someone I saw on
The train.

[wombro]

Oh, okay. I see.





I don't mean to offend but were they really big? You are quite small. I feel like many are bigger than you are.

[natzoom]

[Indignation!!! Except not because he was so nice about it. Also the text is about him, so Natsume feels...mildly guilty? Mildly.]

It was an objective largeness. I'm very average for my age, you know.

[He's not.]

[wombro]

(It's a good thing Choso has no fuckin' idea that this could possibly be about him!)

Oh...Hm. My one brother is your age and him and his friends are all quite a bit taller than you.

It's not a bad thing. Being small. My other brother was very small. It was cute.

ii.

[undazzled]

Better that than funnel cake and humiliation?

[natzoom]

Are those the only options? What about "being at home and not embarrassed or humiliated at all"?

[undazzled]

Hmm. Being at home and not humiliated, that's the best plan. Besides, if all else fails, I can ask Jake to bring me a funnel cake so I can eat the whole thing while staying not humiliated.