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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend

[kyley_b]

1. i'm sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

2. i just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. i have been fondled for charity.

3. just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. he screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

4. fuck men. i'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough. i hope i die of salmonella.

5. 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' is not an effective pickup line. even if it's true.

4

[thinkfirst]

Whatever happened, it's not worth dying of food poisoning, believe me.

Are we talking about a specific man or men in general? Because men, in general, are certainly not worth that.

[kyley_b]

have you died of food poisoning before?

general. we're scum.

[thinkfirst]

I haven't died but I've experienced more than my fair share of it. Absolutely not worth it.

What did we, in general, do? This time.

[kyley_b]

ok point.

will you believe me if i say nothing specific set me off?

4

[givehead]

Consider fucking men and eating cookie dough.

[kyley_b]

at the same time?

[givehead]

I mean. If he's into it, sure, but I just meant, fuck a dude and then enjoy cookie dough after.

[kyley_b]

i like that better. waaaay more sanitary.

i don't think it would restore my faith in humanity or anything tho.

5

[moondregs]

Where do you keep finding these guys?

[kyley_b]

i don't know! i must exude asshole pheromones!

not pheromones from my asshole.

ugh i mean i must have a vibe.

[moondregs]

You didn’t need to clarify why would I think you meant the other one Kyle wtf

[kyley_b]

because this place turns people into cute bunny and cat and wolf people? it could give me weird ass powers, we don't know.

5.

[natzoom]

Stop that.

[kyley_b]

i didn't say it! go tell mr-hotshot-i-look-like-a-lumberjack!

[natzoom]

Did you sleep with a lumberjack?

[A teenager is questioning you about your sex life, Kyle.]

1

[vibing]

so youre saying i shouldnt show up cause we'll be dressed the same
and i thought i looked good in the crown

[kyley_b]

i mean you probably wear it better. mine is caught in my hair.

there's lots of bagels. we can be hot royal messes together.

[vibing]

eh my ears get in the way
crowns arent made for this

as someone who recently learned what a bagel is, im in

5

[biass]

d0 y0u want me t0 put a virus 0n their c0mputer? it c0uld be really funny hehe

[kyley_b]

that's very thoughtful, but i don't even have his number, so.

such a dick, right? who SAYS that?

[biass]

d0 y0u have any 0f his s0cial media stuff? i d0n't need much t0 fuck s0me0ne up

assh0les wh0 can't flirt

5.

[undazzled]

Ouch. Did you find someone hotter than them to talk to, just because you could?

[kyley_b]

no. I just sort of stomped off and avoided anybody cute all night. so i was entirely alone because there's nothing but hot people here! have you noticed?! it's like waking up in one of those amazon originals or a cw show or something.

[undazzled]

Yeah, I've noticed. It's weird and kind of creepy. But come on, I'm sure you're perfectly good-looking.