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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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nill | DOGS: BULLETS & CARNAGE (crau)

[culver]

1. Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party, I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

2. I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

3. That is the last time I carry you out of a forest.

4. I literally forgot his name and just started calling him "Waffles."

5. text her!

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. How did you steal an entire pie?

2. He spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. Turned out to be a sesame seed.

3. Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us are programmed on a deep level to be into walking disasters.

4. I woke up in some stranger’s garden again. Half eaten cabbage and turnips everywhere. I can’t keep doing this.

5. Text him!

Flynn Scifo | Tales of Vesperia | game canon

[thinkfirst]

1. I may not have any jurisdiction here but if you do that again I will be performing a citizen's arrest

2. Please advise on how to get glitter out of feathers
Please also advise on how to get vomit out of feathers

3. Do you think the fox has a suggestions box? I've written up a few ideas.

4. Are we absolutely sure, as a society, that a fruit basket is an inappropriate way to tell someone that you are sorry for fully kissing them in public?

5. Text him, someone got into the SILLY LITTLE DRINKS

Kyle Broflovski | South Park | Legend

[kyley_b]

1. i'm sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

2. i just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. i have been fondled for charity.

3. just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. he screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

4. fuck men. i'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough. i hope i die of salmonella.

5. 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' is not an effective pickup line. even if it's true.

1

[thinkfirst]

The payment system here is very unclear!

Vax'ildan Vessar | Critical Role | Legend/game canon

[foundpurpose]

1. We still on for Winged Wensday?
2. Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and there's a bunch of meat salads in the fridge. Guess we're figuring out this 'grilling' technique.
3. "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk. I told them no, by the way. Cereal is weird.
4. So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead. Not sure I like this modern shit but I'll think of a suitable revenge.
5. Text him.

Kaneki Ken / Tokyo Ghoul / Familiar

[anthropophagite]

1. Why is there apple juice in your bathtub?

2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

3. Help me help you realize you are being silly.

4. I found four buffalo wings in my pockets and they are not mine. Who sneaks buffalo wings into people's pockets?

5. I ended up at a gay bar and am carving a pumpkin for some reason. I have no idea what is going on.

6. Text him!

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[shadowsincryo]

1. It is always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.

2. It was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.

3. Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me… not without dinner first, at least.

4. She bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before I left. Probably the best one night stand I've ever had.

5. Text him!

4

[thinkfirst]

Whatever happened, it's not worth dying of food poisoning, believe me.

Are we talking about a specific man or men in general? Because men, in general, are certainly not worth that.

4

[foundpurpose]

Yeah, I think that's not something you do about that. Just 'hey sorry lost my head a bit there, can we talk about this and sort this out?' Awkward but effective.

3

[foundpurpose]

Practically fated to be so, I'd think. Hello fellow disaster, how are you?

2.

[usedhuntersmark]

Oddly enough, I have experience with this.

Do you know a sorcerer, bard or wizard with the spell Prestidigitaion? If not, you have to do it the old fashioned way: Soap and extreme care.

And then you'll need a priest to cure you of the curse of the glitter. Nothing else will get that Nine Hells' spawn!

Yuri Lowell | Tales of Vesperia | Familiar

[vibing]

1. sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.

2. your name is "hot guy" in my phone, who is this?

3. i slept in a tree last night. not really that bad as a cat

4. hey how would someone who turned their sword into a flower turn it back. asking for a friend

[thinkfirst]

It's the awkward I'm really trying to avoid but I did learn my lesson from that anonymous post. Which was incredibly anonymous.

Do you think having one of those drinks before that conversation would help, or hurt?

Izuku Midoriya | My Hero Academia | OTA

[defendure]

1. I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.

2. We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...

3. it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

4. Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?

5. It felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

6. Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.

7. The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers...

8. So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?

9. You took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.

10. I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

WILD. Text him or misfire or have a misfire from him - anything's fine.

3.

[overnightoaks]

Um. I'm flattered, Junpei, that you think I'm a "hot dad." But I hope you didn't think I was coming onto you?

1

[vibing]

jeez it wasnt that bad
just a little breaking and entering

[thinkfirst]

I fear it may be too late. Spreading my wings made a rain of glitter fall out. It will lead anyone right to me.

How long did it take you to remove and how would one go about getting all of it? Asking scientifically, of course.

1.

[overnightoaks]

You're darn tootin' we are! I want to see if these puppies will carry me!

[thinkfirst]

There being no set laws is not an excuse to break OR enter, Yuri

3

[vibing]

i dont really see the problem here
cereal is great
theyre hot
what do you have to lose?

Vex'ahlia Vessar | Critical Role | Legend

[usedhuntersmark]

1. He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?

2. He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

3. If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare.

4. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

5. Text her!

[foundpurpose]

It could. It depends on what it is. Thinking back I was just real with my partner. But listen, sometimes you just embrace the awkward. You're sort of united in it, you know? vulnerability is hard, believe me. But, absolutely worth it.

[vibing]

maybe you should lock your windows better
not really cat proof

7.

[overnightoaks]

Now, I wouldn't be too quick to judge... With the way things are around here, you never know. Those baby birds might actually be her children.