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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Junpei Yoshino | Jujutsu Kaisen | Familiar

[moondregs]

1. How did you steal an entire pie?

2. He spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. Turned out to be a sesame seed.

3. Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us are programmed on a deep level to be into walking disasters.

4. I woke up in some stranger’s garden again. Half eaten cabbage and turnips everywhere. I can’t keep doing this.

5. Text him!

1

[thinkfirst]

The payment system here is very unclear!

[moondregs]

Are you going to go back?

[thinkfirst]

I made them a pie in return and brought back both as an apology but they seemed to take it as some kind of insult.

[ Because Flynn's tastebuds are broken on a fundamental level, even though it looked beautiful. ]

[moondregs]

That’s kind of weird.

But at least you tried.

3

[foundpurpose]

Practically fated to be so, I'd think. Hello fellow disaster, how are you?

[moondregs]

I’m not giving up yet. I can fix this. I can just retrain myself to have better taste.

[foundpurpose]

Or maybe it's just a matter of perspective. What is your taste?

[moondregs]

Apparently guys that are bad for my health.

3.

[overnightoaks]

Um. I'm flattered, Junpei, that you think I'm a "hot dad." But I hope you didn't think I was coming onto you?

[moondregs]

Henry you are the worst possible person I could have accidentally sent this text to.

[overnightoaks]

[ Don't worry, Junpei. Henry is definitely not going to make this more awkward than it needs to be. ]

It's okay, buddy! Having some issues with your love life are you, kiddo?

[moondregs]

I don’t have a ‘love life’. And please never ask me that again.

2

[natzoom]

I was concerned! Stop exposing me!!

[moondregs]

It was kind of sweet, actually.

Funny. But sweet.

[natzoom]

I don't like letting things die.

3

[givehead]

Do you have any idea how hot hot dads actually are? Have you ever seen a gut so burly that it's basically the perfect landing space for you to just face plant into?

Do you know how absolutely bitchin' it would be to die between some meaty thighs of a dude who has aged like a dry-aged ribeye?

Like, legit. Fuck me, I'm horny just thinking about it.

(He's not but it's Dirk so like.)

[moondregs]

Dirk what the hell is ... all of this.

[givehead]

You brought up hot dads and I went on autopilot. It's one of my favorite topics, okay. That might actually be my #2 search for pornos right after furries.

4

[necrosavior]

Agreed. Half-eaten is plain wasteful.

[moondregs]

My stomach couldn’t fit anymore.

[necrosavior]

I can solve this math problem. You start on fewer pieces of food but consume all you touch. Maybe you can turn the leftovers into soup mixed veg?

4.

[undazzled]

At least you were eating healthy?

In which I pretend Junpei doesn’t likely know Twilight.

[moondregs]

That’s been easy lately.

I’d prefer to be eating healthy without dubious legality.

honestly, there are times when *I* wish I didn't know Twilight, so it's cool. 😉

[undazzled]

As long as no one chased you away with a broom, I'd say you're okay.