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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

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4.

[overnightoaks]

I'm not sure, but that's got to be some form of masochism...

[usedhuntersmark]

Maybe, but it's less likely to make the asshole follow me home afterwards, right?

[overnightoaks]

Unless he doesn't know it was a hatefrick on your end... How obvious were you about hating him?

[usedhuntersmark]

I told him that I would rather Plane Shift to the Fire Elemental Plane for a date with a fire djinn than see his face? Not obvious enough?

[overnightoaks]

No, that ought to have gotten the message across...

[usedhuntersmark]

And yet, I don't think he got it.

"I like your tits. Let me hit it." Can I gut him afterwards?

[overnightoaks]

I mean, I'd really rather you didn't resort to violence...

Can't you just firmly and unequivocally tell him you're not interested in sleeping with him?

[usedhuntersmark]

He's really repulsive. However, I could tell him that I'm not interested in sleeping with him, but it would be a lie. The sex is good.

[overnightoaks]

Okay... I think I see where the problem is. You're kind of sending mixed signals.

[usedhuntersmark]

He wouldn't be so bad if he just never talked. Is that too much to ask for?

[overnightoaks]

Um. Yes? Yes, that would be too much, I think.

[usedhuntersmark]

So suggestions? Gag? Threats of violence? Losing his number?

[overnightoaks]

Have you already given him your number? You could always give him a fake one, like the number to the local pizza place.

[usedhuntersmark]

No, I was sober the last time I saw him. A fake number might work. He doesn't seem like the smartest cookie.

Can I give him the number to the nearest 'house of lady favors', as my friend likes to call bordellos?

[overnightoaks]

Well, that seems a little restrictive. What if gentlemen want to give "favors" too?

[usedhuntersmark]

Listen, I won't say no to gentlemen who want to give out favors. That just happens to be Grog's preference, the ladies. Gods know that I and another female in our party go hang out in the whorehouses just as often as they do.

[overnightoaks]

[ Henry has never been in a brothel, but he did have a small sidequest in Mistress Hardball Cough Drop's BDSM dungeon. But that was more of a business venture than for any kind of pleasure. He'd ended up giving an impromptu therapy session to an orc barbarian named Blood Spear the Unforgiving, wherein he cried over never being able to tell his dead dad (who he had killed) that he loved him.

Anyway, suffice it to say, Henry isn't really sure how to respond to Vex just openly admitting to hanging out with prostitutes with her gal pals. ]

That sounds like fun!

[usedhuntersmark]

[It would be so complicated if Vex were to tell half the stories of her travels with the rest of Vox Machina... And her brother. And they're better told in person than via text.]

It can be, certainly. It definitely makes things less complicated in the morning.

So, I'm thinking that I should just tell him to meet me there and then ghost him. Y/n?

[overnightoaks]

Normally, I'm opposed to ghosting people. But in this case, I think it's fair to make an exception, especially if the guy just can't take a hint.

[usedhuntersmark]

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

NTS: Never say yes while drunk. I need you to hold me accountable, Henry!

[overnightoaks]

You can count on me! I'll text you in the morning to see how it went, how about that?

[usedhuntersmark]

You're a good friend. However, if I don't respond, I need you to contact my brother.

[overnightoaks]

I can do that. Anything in particular I should pass onto him?

[usedhuntersmark]

Just tell him I said "Jenga". He'll understand what that means.

[overnightoaks]

I assume it means something other than you wanting to play a rousing party game with him?