Folkmore TFLN

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

Welcome to Folkmore's monthly Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

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Comments

[usedhuntersmark]

The famous words that everyone says every time they get a hangover. My advice to you is to just make sure that the next time you go out and drink, take a friend who will cover your back and not let you make too much of an ass of yourself.

And, honestly, you should probably try to eat something like soup or crackers because you need to keep something in your stomach if you're not going to resort to the 'hair of the dog that bit you' route of cures.

[natzoom]

Oh that's a much better idea. I mean, I had some friends and we were both drunk, so it was sort of...mutual.

What is...hair of the dog?

[usedhuntersmark]

Word from an older drinker, always take at least one friend who won't get drunk or high. It's the only way to make sure that you don't wind up in bed with some weirdo who wants to marry you.

Hair of the dog means you if you get drunk on ale the night before, you have an ale in the morning. It helps mitigate the fact that your head is now screaming at you from a lack of liquid.

[natzoom]

MARRY you? Are you speaking from...experience?

Ohhhh, nothing with actual dog hair, then. That's a relief. Does it work?

[usedhuntersmark]

Darling, of course I am. Take a person's virginity and they get sort of awkward about wanting marriage. That's why I don't drink unless I'm with trusted friends anymore.

Yes, it does, but so does drinking a LOT of water while you're doing the drinking the night before.

You end up pissing a lot though.

[natzoom]

Oh. OH. That sounds very awkward, I'm so sorry. I would have no idea how to react to that. [Understatement of the century.]

That seems like a small price to pay. I'll try to remember that if I ever decide to drink anything here, ever again. First lightning, now drinks. It never ends.

[usedhuntersmark]

Well, if you don't want to crush their precious feelings, I do suggest you not laugh at them.

[She can attest to the fact that it will hurt the other person.]

Think of this as a new experience. Not all are wonderful, but they do have some knowledge worth keeping. Even if it's to learn you never want to repeat the situation ever again.

[natzoom]

I don't think I did. Or will. Or

[Oh no, the stranger now knows that he did the do with someone.]

I'll keep that in mind. Thank you. That's a very...wise point of view.]

[usedhuntersmark]

[Luckily for Natsume, she doesn't know him well enough to tease the hell out of him. But she's going to store that info for later. Bad, bad boy. <3]

I'm glad that my many bad decisions can be used to pass on my knowledge to someone younger. I suppose all those hangovers weren't so bad in the long run. ;)

[natzoom]

[Oh, the limitless potential for teasing.]

I'm very glad you're here to pass them on, thank you. I hope I can assist similarly in the future, if need be. Though I'm not sure how helpful I can be, really.

[usedhuntersmark]

[And she's not exactly known for sparing her... acquaintances.]

If you're really interested in passing my kindness forward, you will find a way. And advice is only as helpful as the person receiving it finds it.