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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

[necrosavior]

You sat your bare ass on a (dead) fish on purpose?!!!!???

That's a weird call.

[forkingethical]

ew
it wasn't dead when i sat on it
also i was drunk
also it was a dare
also i was really hot and losing strip never have i ever

[necrosavior]

Dying under a hot woman's ass isn't the worst way to go.

[forkingethical]

we can make that happen
uh maybe don't actually die though im unclear if we bounce back here

[necrosavior]

I'm not in a rush to die
Even if I am bad at it

[forkingethical]

yeah no
it's just an adjustment for me
that it's like, a legit possibility again
and i won't just idk
wake up without my memories
for the 871st time

[necrosavior]

Seriously? You're not pulling my leg?
I didn't know other people went through that.

[forkingethical]

no dude
i spent the last...idk probably about 500 years?
time in the afterlife is weird they measure it in jeremy beremys
anyway
it was a lot of years (as 31 year old me ;) )
I went to earth again for a little while but then i was dead again for real
idk if im dead here or not

[necrosavior]

Oh that sounds entirely believable.
Easily.
Are demons like black squiggly wrongness sometimes in human form?
I've seen those. I don't know if they're demons. They're not good.
I was dead, and now I'm not.
Heartbeat? Pulse? That's fairly alive.

[forkingethical]

Uhhh sometimes I haven't seen all of them without their person suits. People suits?
They mostly pretended to be humans cuz we weren't supposed to know they were demons.
And idk man i had a pulse in hell cause I was supposed to think it was heaven but we were, like, a trial run? The only 4 -- well, now, like, 8 -- humans to go through that. Yours sounds more traditional.

[necrosavior]

Probably easier to let them be in their people suits.
Are you supposed to have a pulse in heaven?
IDK if we really have a good option. If we do, no one explained it to me. Because see, you die and you go to the River and travel... Sounds simple, right?
Wrong.
Go too deep? Possibly get sucked into hell (or demons get out of hell sometimes? IDK I never saw it happen myself)
Stay too long? Go mad
Get too close to River Monster? Get eaten (what comes next, IDK)
Somehow, if you avoid all that... presumably something that sucks less
I was still at "aaaaaaaaaaaah bad bad bad bad bad nope no thank you not today"

[forkingethical]

Hell sucks, man.
I mean, I guess that's the point.
But I'd take u to my gentler hell with okay fro-yo and (usually) margaritas and friendship and stuff
They'd reboot us every time we became friends and broke it but
Idk it was better than my actual life

[necrosavior]

That's the point. But what's *the point*?
Check, check, check.
What's the record on rebooting hell? I think we could break it.

[forkingethical]

idk demons really just seem to enjoy torturing ppl so i guess good for them??
uhhh record like fastest i broke it or how many times i broke it
fastest was 1 second but that doesn't count michael dropped the reboot button
fastest i figured it out was i think like 27 minutes
i broke it, uh, about 850 times

[necrosavior]

how about... they take turns torturing each other? it can be research
i like that you gave answers for both. it's usually both
not that i want to go to hell, but beating them at their own game so well is incredible and sounds... ignoring all the hell-ish things fun

[forkingethical]

yeah big ego boost right there
when it wasn't like crushingly depressed to get reset again
actually i was
supposed to be doing my own experiment and if we won all of humanity would be free or whatever
guess i forked that up too
i like the way you think tho i'd love to see them torture each other

[necrosavior]

well deserved
do you... remember all of them? Have some demon's note on them?
memory fuckery is not cool
if you can be reset, why not your experiment?
maybe this is... professional development training

[forkingethical]

no i don't have all of them
sometimes i wish i did but it also might destroy my brain so idk lose lose or something

maybe you're right
thanks gid

[necrosavior]

we all have stuff we don't remember
maybe forgetting can be a superpower
or make it win some lose some

got your back, el

[forkingethical]

[ is this what making a friend who isn't legit one of only four humans like???? ]

got yours too

[necrosavior]

[ using her limited experience, Gideon says yes ]

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