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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Kate Cordello - Original

[bossyboiler]

1. This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.

2. He obviously doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered.

3. Hello wreck. This is your train calling.

4. Is no an emotion because I feel it.

5. Please don't ironically join a cult.

5.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Have you never heard of going undercover.

Gen Asagiri | Dr. Stone

[fun_thementalist]

1. used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't need to unplug my tablet or galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!

2. do you recall asking me to zipline through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel? finished making the fake blood

3. I sent him nudes when he wouldn't come back from work and all I got was an eyeroll emoji >.>

4. she was blacked out at her own party. it felt good to stand next to her completely sober while she lay on the floor and say 'vomit does not look good on you.'

5. WILDCARD!

2

[10billionpercent]

I don't know who asked that of you, but no. Falling off the zipline would give me a reputation when to comes to unsuccessful marriages.

Alluka Zoldyck/Nanika | Hunter x Hunter

[tooawesome]

1. You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.

2. I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.

3. I'm eating ice cream out of my purse

4. I'd wear matching sweaters with you

5. there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.

6. Text her.

3

[lightresearch]

Is the ice cream at least in a container within your purse, or ...?

Yuta Okkotsu | Jujutsu Kaisen

[cursedpromises]

1. wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART". what ARE you guys doing back home???

2. had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.

3. ... I *did* yell 'outlaw country' right before we heard the police siren

4. i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles

5. [ TEXT HIM? ]

4

[cursedwords]

new phone who dis?

Nicholas D Wolfwood | Trigun Stampede

[nomansundertaker]

1. I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals...

2. I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.

3. People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.

4. Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.

5. At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil

6. Text him.

5

[cursedpromises]

if your impulses are to burn down it all when it's pretty bad to begin with - do you *need* to control those kind of impulses?

Gideon Nav | The Locked Tomb

[necrosavior]

1. Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon.

2. Idk if I want to put a bra on

3. I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.

4. In the future we'll all be gay

5. I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons

6. Text her.

3

[crowneddragon]

not even if i ask a fifth time? 😧

Esteban | OC │ Legend

[crowneddragon]

1 - what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because i love you? hun? what then? =3

2 - there's an attachment issue on my end.
...
not that-- I MEANT I COULDN'T DOWNLOAD THE PICTURE, 'DIANS

3 - EVERYONE BE QUIET FOR A SECOMD! I Think I Am Expieriencing A Thought.
Hm.
Never Mind.

4 - that's me, i'm just really really gay.
well, pan, but gay.

5 - i may have the right to remain silent, but i don't have the ability, and i'm going to make that your problem =3

2

[tamemeifyoucan]

Haha~ you have attachment issues~. Are you perhaps too attached? Or is your poor lover lacking? I'll bet it's the latter.

Baphomet | The Wicked + The Divine

[punderworldgod]

1. I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom

2. Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.

3. A little girl and I are having a face-making battle in Catfe. She started it, but I am definitely here to finish it.

4. You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house

5. We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.

6. Text him.

3

[bossyboiler]

That's right! You show that little girl who the boss is.

Mayerling | Vampire Hunter D

[whowillmourn]

1. So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?

2. I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too high to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business.

3. I didn't nurse you back to health just so you could challenge a [Legend/Myth] to a fistfight the very next night.

4. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

5. Sixteen voicemails, and not one shred of useful context. I'm almost impressed.

6. Text him!

3

[crowneddragon]

but you had to know it was in the possibilities of what c'ld happen 😋

it was just a minor fist fight! baby league levels.

Shuos Jedao | Machineries of Empire

[untitledshuos]

1. half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...

2. That's fucked up. Nothing else specific?

3. You need to learn to relax or the stress will kill you before I get the chance.

4. youre lurking in front of me

5. We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.

6. [ Text him! ]

1

[bossyboiler]

Ouchie.

Inanna | The Wicked + The Divine

[nonbinarystar]

1. Do you have shirt collar preferences? V neck, etc?

2. Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.

3. Already got asked if we're dating

4. Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

5. Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday. Clarify.

6. Text him.

1

[crowneddragon]

on me or on you? 'cause i feel like that's a very important distinction.

Zechs Merquise | Gundam Wing

[zechs_isonfire]

1. Wait. You met on OnlyFans. Which one of you was the fan? Because one of you banged your stalker.

2. There's a difference though - I drank at seven in the morning because time is meaningless on a space station. *You* drink at seven in the morning because you're an alcoholic.

3. Unfortunately the whiskey ran out midway through the viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.

4. I need advice on how to politely say 'fuck you on your way to hell'.

5. TEXT HIM (misfires welcome)

4.

[dishardened]

Why do you need to be polite?

Mel Medarda | Arcane

[somethingrevolutionary]

1. I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.

2. I wish I could teleport

3. Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.

4. Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon

5. Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.

6. Text her.

4

[fun_thementalist]

the bar simply wasn't very high, my friend

no pun intended, of course

Ienzo | Kingdom Hearts

[lightresearch]

1. Please, PLEASE don't 'ironically' join a cult.

2. Our roommate says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.

3. I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. You are in fact a terrible influence?

4. There's a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises.

5. [ TEXT HIM ]

4

[pursuitofcappiness]

Well what bird are they emulating?

"Angel" | The Big O

[beastlymemory]

1. If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare

2. This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang. Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?

3. I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership

4. Ok, I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.

5. [ TEXT HER?? ]

joshua rosfield ( ffxvi )

[margrace]

1. Pray, don't mind the smoke. I may have set the bed on fire.
2. I recall seeing you naked, I'm only uncertain what I did about it.
3. You did somewhat resemble something Torgal had used as a chew toy.
4. I just poured gin into my tea, so that's the day I'm having. Thank you for asking.

2

[modestpurpose]

How much detail do you want me to go into?

mordred ( original / arthuriana )

[traitors]

1. it's a sex-hate relationship, no love involved.
2. i don't remember what you did, but i remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
3. you grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached," then ripped it off before i could answer you.
4. be careful when you come in. there's blood all over the floor.

2

[zechs_isonfire]

Not unexpected and likely earned, and yet I *also* do not remember how I gained your ire.

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[shadowsincryo]

01. Yes, I know. I said I couldn’t keep up. But I also told you I could still try!

02. In my defense, trying to mimic the cat bus is not a crime. Being drunk while doing it certainly had results.

03. I know I sent you a message about installing bird tunnels in the classroom. But I hope you ignored that.

Honestly I don’t know where the idea came from. Sky lights and open gaps would let students test their wings just fine.

04. They went where? Why would they leave town? Their home is in town! Fine, give me five and I’ll go.

Wildcard. [Text him]

2

[crowneddragon]

his name is Wildy. it's short for Wildwalker 🥰🐱🐾

Cal Kestis | Star Wars | Legend

[unapprovedtrash]

1. I put little cups of pretzels next to everyone's heads so they'll have a snack when they wake up.

2. Did we play strip poker last night?

3. No, I am NOT using my memory viewing abilities to help you back track your drunk adventure from last night so you can find your pants, or your keys, or whatever it is drunk you misplaced.

4. Was it you that convinced me to completely shave my stubble last night?? I look like I'm about 14 now, this is horrible.

5. Just passed a sign for an 'Adult food and fuel Superstore' Wtf does that even mean?

6. TEXT HIM

4

[hasmuchtolearn]

Now you know how I feel.

xiao ( genshin impact )

[quellen]

1. it's too late to ask his name now, it's been three months.
2. you made me stay on the phone with you while you cried about being too drunk.
3. let me know you're still alive. a nonsense response will do.
4. i may need stitches. how steady are your hands?

4

[lightresearch]

Remarkably so, and I do have a certain amount of considering I have no medical degree.

I was hoping not to use that experience here, however. Are you still bleeding?

Dainsleif ◈ Genshin Impact

[twilight_sword]

01. Explain why there are a dozen pink lawn flamingoes in my front garden.

02. You were following the carbuncle around the house trying to use him as a reading light. I had to step in when you almost knocked yourself out on the corner of a kitchen cabinet.

03. So you threw a sword at me last night.

04. He's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.

05. Text him!

4

[beastlymemory]

'been through a lot' is also code for 'really abnormal amounts of baggage'

are you prepared to play therapist?

Tighnari ◈ Genshin Impact

[forestwatcher]

01. You abruptly started screaming because they had, and I quote, “calamari on the hoof”.

02. I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.

03. I'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and I have lost all faith in humanity.

04. How many thumbs am I supposed to have at one time

05. Text him!

2

[redprayer]

If you haven't already, please tell him not to do that again in the future.

[One would think "Hey, don't do that again" would go without saying but then one would also think "Hey, don't eat stuff you find in a toilet" goes without saying.]

Shikanoin Heizou ◈ Genshin Impact

[shikanoinheizou]

01. Had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.

02. dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore

03. At some point I am going to say to you "I have this really bad idea! You in?" Just go with it.

04. My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down".

05. Text him!

3

[afreescribe]

No, I don't think I will.

Raphael ◈ Original Character

[cupiditasmedendi]

01. They then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."

02. I'm not saying you’re wrong, I'm just saying they're denying what you're saying.

03. I woke up alone clutching a Bible to my chest. Explain, please.

04. You kept asking me if I was the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come and trying to stroke my wings.

05. Text him!

1

[beastlymemory]

and why is this *not* flirting?

that is 100% flirting. they want your d. they're so thirsty they're licking the window. might not even be a metaphor.

Hythlodaeus ◈ FFXIV

[modestpurpose]

01. The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.

02. The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes.

03. You left me a note that said "The planet is blowing up. Bring the rosé." ????

04. It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you.

05. Text him!

2

[unapprovedtrash]

What
What are you making?