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Texts From Last Night

Welcome to Folkmore's Texts From Last Night meme! This meme can be used as a branch off from our Test Drive Memes and be used as game canon or just for casual fun in the setting! You do not need to be in our game or be invited to play on our TFLN. This can be a great way to meet current players for future invites, get a feel for the setting, or just have some fun.

This can be used for samples on our applications and used as spoons for players accepted into the game!

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT GENERATOR

Comments

Kate Cordello - Original

[bossyboiler]

1. This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.

2. He obviously doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered.

3. Hello wreck. This is your train calling.

4. Is no an emotion because I feel it.

5. Please don't ironically join a cult.

5.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Have you never heard of going undercover.

[bossyboiler]

Heard of it, yes. Approve in this case? No.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Eh, done it plenty of times before.

[bossyboiler]

It's a cult though. Those people know how to warp your thoughts and bring you into the fold.

[ezra_of_lothal]

No, I know, and I know no one's truly immune. But I've had actual psychics trying to warp my thoughts, and I got through weeks of Imperial cadet training. I'm not going in blind.

1

[cursedpromises]

I promise I'm alive - wait, is this because of the rooftop pool diving last night??

[bossyboiler]

Yes. It is. That shit's dangerous.

[cursedpromises]

I get why you'd say that, but I've got *really* good aim

and I wasn't drunk like the older guys there either

[bossyboiler]

It just takes one miscalculation and then BAM! Broken neck!

Then what possessed you to jump?

[cursedpromises]

it's really not the riskiest thing I've ever done? by a lot?

it looked like fun honestly

4

[10billionpercent]

How I feel the older and older I get.

[bossyboiler]

Same.

[10billionpercent]

I'd like to say it gets better the older you get, but it doesn't.

[bossyboiler]

Thanks for the heads up.

1.

[skeine]

Against my better judgment, yes. What did you PUT in that bottle?

[bossyboiler]

Just a friend's love! And I told you to drink some water.

1

[astheravenflies]

Nope, afraid he's dead.

[bossyboiler]

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him not well.

[astheravenflies]

And if I knew more Shakespeare I'm pretty sure I would know who that was.

[bossyboiler]

He pretty much was a clown.

1.

[belltowers]

Actually, the intended recipient isn't alive. Found this phone in a patient's pocket?

[bossyboiler]

Damn. Really?

[belltowers]

Yeah, sorry, I know this is extremely awkward and all. I usually don't answer that kind of thing but it seemed like the right opening ... condolences for your colleague/friend/relative. (I'm Dr. Bertrand at Toronto Western.)

[bossyboiler]

Colleague. I was worried about him after last night. Thank you for responding Dr. Bertrand. I assume his family has been notified?